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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 10h

@milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social Please leave a ticket in the front row for Bob Eucker.

keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Cleveland (nee Blues) Guardians are in the LCS for the seventh time in the past 32 seasons, with a 3-3 record in them, followed up by an 0-3 record in the World Series. My trust issues right now:

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Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope

ALT: Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I harbor no ills towards your intentions. It is the season.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have enough nightmares already, thank you

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Every time I see someone thirst over Ella Langley, it reminds me how underrated the beauty Linda Rondstadt was.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These aren't objectively the greatest albums, but when it comes to the material that personally resonates with me individually, this is the foundation.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

New addition to the Bucket List: Do the Kinnick Wave.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The last place Blue Jays would be one game back.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sometimes I think about "God has a plan," and I increasingly wonder if I'm part of it or not.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Browns are going to get vengeance against Arch Manning by drafting him #1 overall.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

David Caruso? Or Dobey Gillis? You decide.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Maybe Canada can respond by renaming it Lake Inferior after him

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Take any situation - good, bad, or ugly. Then come up with the worst idea possible to just add chaotic damage to it. Am I talking about the current administration in Washington? Or the Cleveland Browns?

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I was about to be in the thickest of it.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It'll go down 10 percent with shareholders getting the rest. Thanks!

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If 6+4+3=2, does the investigation into Dodgers ownership now mean that 2024+2025=2017?

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

As I was born in 1974, the hairstyle says I shouldn't remember her on first-run basis unless the styling is intentionally throwback/retro.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If I had the grocery budget right now, I'd be experimenting and developing Breakfast Pasta recipes. The world needs more breakfast dishes with noodles.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I wonder what happens when AI learns what toxic relationships are then applies that to the CEO evil morons that are planning to be in the most toxic relationships with it.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

They weren't the best ever, but they didn't suck. If you ever need a mental rest after a string of 90s bangers, they'd be a good filler before you transition to another vibe. Chek yo snobbery, sur!

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Nothing says American Exceptionalism like "Give up on your hopes and dreams for a better life now"

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I don't have a narrator anymore. It's now color commentary, but a random collection of clips like the REALLY old HBO show "Dream On"

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ESPN non-game programming used to inform us about the games we watched and how the players played them. Now it's pushing if we should enjoy the sport and why we should like/dislike the players playing it.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Second question: Did you know they my man Shaft is a bad mutha?

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

As an intern in Tiffin, I had to review "Spice World" In the theater. Me and a couple hundred tween girls in the same room. Happily, my 24-yo girlfriend read the room and joined me. Also, I managed to put the reporter's notebook in my pocket before getting out of the seat. The movie sucked, too.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If his name was Smith, he'd be promoted.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If you wanna know what a difference 30 years can make, just imagine FDR saying "Ich bin ein Berliner" during his administration.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I just wanna know if Patricia Richardson got paid for this? Of was the therapeutic catharsis enough? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3agj...

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Last Man Standing Meet Helen Potts

YouTube video by unknown says me

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Did Jerry Jones talk to him? Or maybe the Steinbrenners? This is a very American move here.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham reminded me a lot of Claude Rains in "Casablanca." He just went along with the wind, even if the prevailing wind came from MAGA.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Don't forget 45-min episodes of Ben Shaprio counting as an "ad"

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I am a citizen of Earth as much as I am an American. My being American is just to add to the human experience, not be superior to it.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Aren't you also glad she doesn't kill you in your sleep?

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Can someone remind the current powers that be that Northern Ireland was a Christian nation as well?

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Jimmy Kimmel still needs a Ben & Jerry's flavored ice cream.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

How did non-alcoholic ginger carbonated soft drink get classified as an ale? Would that make Vernor's a Ginger Stout?

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

When Congress gets healthcare paid with our taxes, it's an "earned benefit," but when we want those same tax dollars we pay to be used for our own healthcare, it suddenly becomes "free healthcare."

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Dear Spotify. No more than two ads at a time on musical playlists, okay? I'm not even arguing for total elimination of ads, but given how the average song is 3-4 minutes, having an entire song's worth of ads makes us NOT want to buy from whoever the fifth company is that enabled you.

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keithmilhouse.bsky.social @keithmilhouse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

With the Chicago Bears move to Hammond, Ind., I propose they also change their name to the Hammond Eggs.

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