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Keith Mehl

@keithmehl.bsky.social
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Professor Emeritus of Computer Science at Chabot College, Hayward, CA. No DMs (unless I know you), lists, crypto, AI, or only fans. What part of no DMs or lists do you not understand? I follow folks I find interesting. No bio, no posts, no follow back.

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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 23h
This impression is wildly accurate @nbcsnl.bsky.social
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 7h
Oh, please! Please! Best argument so far to vote for the blue team.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 12h
Trump will become a synonym for Quisling.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 12h
Isn't helping the enemy in time of war treason? 🤔
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can we take away the keys to the country? 🤣
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh, dear. 🤣
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Today is the last day of the rest of your life? 😬
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And the tie is too short. 😁
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah, you were referring to when you graduated. I'm slowing down as I age... 😁
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm 69 also. Graduated high school a year early, but you beat me by a bunch. Precocious kid, I expect.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm not quite that young. I graduated high school in 1975. I just putzed around, not finishing college. As they say, growing up is a b*tch, but it's easier when you're young...
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I graduated UT Austin in 1984. At the time, Texas was pretty great. Good schools, strong health care system, etc. A good place to live. And it went downhill after the rethuglicans took over. Hard to recognize my home state any more.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, I'm now a born-again Californian. 😇
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Native Texan here. I've discovered it's a good place to be from. Far from. 😵‍💫
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Blithering.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think, in the last 4 words, you could have omitted "to," "become," and "famous."
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is the box on his backside there to counterbalance? 🤔
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Even the rare thing he says that accidentally turns out to be true.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Onion is running out of things to satarize.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is that anyway? Three or four days worth in the USA? That helps putin and will do nothing for US fuel prices. 🙄😬
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump has denied disaster relief for Illinois following severe storms in August. Trump approved a request from Indiana for damage resulting from the same storms. One is a "blue state." The other is a "red state." No other president has politicized natural disasters the way that Trump has.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't think his ego will ever let him resign. Expect an explosion instead.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ketchup stocks are about to go up.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But who would be the father? 😵‍💫
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"seems"
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Even more frightening: take a few hours out of your day to research the candidates and issues first. Then vote intelligently.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Artificial intelligence, machine idiocy. Super stupidity.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do I see a couple of women in the pack kicking his butt? 🤣
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This one’s for you Texas!
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got both the flu shot and the COVID booster a couple of weeks ago. Go science!
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just wait two weeks. Trust us, bro. 😵‍💫🙄
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can be XX, XY, XXX, XXY, or XYY. You can be XY and be in an externally female body. I knew a true hermaphrodite years ago. He/she had a curvy body, D-cup breasts, both male and female sex organs, and a full beard. Sex and gender are very strange. I'm also sure I've missed stuff here.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's a little thin *in* there, too.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If that was a horse race, he'd be in last place by 5 lengths. 🤣
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You forgot pillage and plunder...
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bought something from Amazon, once, 10 or 15 years ago. Never again. I have gone to Amazon's website to see who makes something so I can buy it directly from the manufacturer.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's vaccinated. Protection for me, not thee.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, faux news has been slipping a bit in its lies-per-hour numbers, so she can help them out there. 😵‍💫
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a computer with a 386 processor in it years ago... 🤷‍♂️🙄
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You are too kind.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There were thousands of people cleverly disguised as empty seats...
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sure you could extend that list ad infinitum.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This reminds me. Where are the Epstein files? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Were you or were you not a gas, gas, gas?" "Sir, that was Jumping Jack Flash."
Jack Smith at a Senate hearing.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah. Right. 😵‍💫🙄
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, that assumes their "income" is actually pay for work done rather than grift.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got mine 2 weeks ago. Along with flu. 😇
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May he rest in peace. May his murderers never have a moment of peace for the rest of their lives.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May he rest in peace. May his murderers never have a moment of peace for the rest of their lives.
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Keith Mehl @keithmehl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everything trump touches dies. The problem is that he's touched the USA...
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