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Keith Fuller

@keithfuller2.bsky.social
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Reformed restaurateur. Proud husband and dad. NW GA

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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think he and Rogers are sharing the same hairpiece
Representative Mike Rogers and his hair helmet
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The look you make when not only do you smell it, but you can also taste it 🤢
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Don Jr and Eric after their dad calls with a stock tip
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So let it be written…
Televangelist praying “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me”
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Realistically, I was hoping for a 15 point swing. ~25 pt swing is outstanding!
Clay Fuller (republican) 57.2%
Shawn Harris (democrat) 42.8%
Republican +14

2024 House margin R+29
2024 presidential margin R+37
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Which country got the pubic hair/signature?
Voice Over:
There must be more to life than having everything.
Donald
Yes. there is, but I won't teil you what it is.
Jeffrey
Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald
We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeifrey
Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Jeffrey
As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time i saw you.
Donald
A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and miy every day be another wonderful secret.
Donaid 5. Trump
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Just spitballing
Trump wearing traditional, highly decorated suit known as a traje de charro and holding a taco. Captioned: T.A.C.O.  Trump Always Chickens Out
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Trump Always Chickens Out
Caricature of trump holding a taco
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Trump’s circular reasoning 
“I make a stupid decision. Something really bad happens. I convince my followers the problem is now magically solved. I reverse my stupid decision.”
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
With an assist from this guy
Picture of Thomas Fugate, 23 year old ex-gardener now charged with running the US anti-terrorism program at DHS
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What’s the problem?
Thomas Fugate pictured, head of US anti-terrorism
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Markwayne will probably have to get the pants hemmed on all of the cosplay outfits, but he’s already got the cowboy hat
If “failing up” was a picture. 
Markwayne Mullin, nominee to be head of DHS, in a cowboy hat
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
With a combined height of slightly more than 15 feet, we’ve got you covered!
Thomas Fugate, a 22-year-old former Trump campaign worker and Heritage Foundation intern with no prior national security experience, was appointed in mid-2025 to lead the Department of Homeland Security's Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3).Kash Patel, FBI Director, chugging a beer Markwayne Mullin cowering behind seats during the insurrection at the Capitol
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Killed a bunch of kids, martyred a dying old man, radicalized thousands
Mass burial sight for schoolchildren killed at start of Operation Epic Fury
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I wouldn’t be going near where his hand has been
Trump’s rotting hand covered with makeup or peanut butter
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Don’t worry, Sec Nutlick has it figured out
From Grok:
Howard Lutnick, US Commerce Secretary and architect of Trump's tariff plans, stepped down from Cantor Fitzgerald (now run by his sons) before taking office. Reports from Wired and Newsweek indicate Cantor bought tariff refund rights from importers in 2025 at 20-30 cents on the dollar, positioning for profits if tariffs were invalidated.
Today's Supreme Court ruling struck down most tariffs, potentially enabling $175B+ in refunds. This could yield billions for Cantor, though they deny betting against policy.
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
They do favor
Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer on Saturday Night Live
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So it is written, so it shall be done
“The Plot Against the King” book by Kash Patel
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Oozes masculinity and pus
Macho man Donald trump “catching” a baseball
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Can’t expect him to leave the farm for frivolous protests
Cartoon of cartoonish Sec Bessent as a farmer
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Don’t remember how I hurt his feelings, but I’m sure I promised not to do it again
Yellow Labrador looks at camera suspiciously
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reminds me to reorder
Trump dog poop bags
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If you’re wondering why the girls are uncomfortable and the flop sweat guy is suffering
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Lincoln Square & @LincolnSquareHQ
Our Detroit staff has received reports from Ford workers that the President's body odor was "like bad breath mixed with feces--I can't describe it, but i'll never forget it." yikes.
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Evergreen
Police check Peter Griffin’s skin color. Light = okay. Dark = not okay
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Fox News clone program hitting on all cylinders
Two goobers at Fox News
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Sign that says “The beatings will continue until attitudes improve.”
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
“Good genetics” lol
Trump’s mother and father
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
You laugh, but that tapestry will come in handy when you run out of toilet paper
Gaudy cloth wall covering in bathroom
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
They just continue to regurgitate old, debunked tales. And Maria throws in the “in maga hats” bullshit
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Was it marked up with a sharpie?
Trump holding poster of hurricane path that he altered
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
From back in my restaurant days: Grilled pimento cheese BLT #SandwichSky
Grilled pimento cheese blt
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You edited this bit out - do you want to mail my check or I can just swing by and pick it up?
And actually 60 Minutes paid me a lotta money. And you don't have to put this on, because I don't wanna embarrass you, and I'm sure you're not- you have a great- I think you have a great, new leader, frankly, who's the young woman that's leading your whole enterprise is a great-
- from what I know.
I don't know her, but I hear she's a great person. But 60 Minutes was forced to pay me- a lot of money because they took her answer out that was so bad, it was election-changing, two nights before the election. And they put a new answer in. And they paid me a lot of money for that. You can't have fake news. You've gotta have legit news.
And I think that it's happening. I see-
NORAH O'DONNELL: Mr. President-
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: -I see good things happening in the news. I really do. And I think one of the best things to happen is this show and new ownership, CBS and new ownership. I think it's the greatest thing that's happened in a long time to a free and open and good press.
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
What did I miss?!?
Trump in festive Mexican outfit holding a taco
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Trump screaming “Tell JD Vance to get in here! Biden has shit my pants again!”
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Speaking of “rates” when JFK was president
The top individual marginal income tax rate tended to increase over time through the early 1960s, with some additional bumps during war years.
The top income tax rate reached above 90% from 1944 through 1963, peaking in 1944, when top taxpayers paid an income tax rate of 94% on their taxable income.
https://www.wolterskluwer.com
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
“Broader audience”
A bunch of white folks with sunglasses
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
And she tells the govt that they should probably not do what we all know you’re going to do (and she could stop with a TRO)
Perry: "If I were the government, I might strongly consider taking a pause on this until Thursday, so that we are not in a position where we are doing a full-fledged hearing with whatever has happened."
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Looks like something is oozing out from under his makeup
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Yeah, not even close to the same
Trump signatures
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Goddamnit, you had me at harden!
Pastor/grifter Kenneth Copeland angrily points at reporter
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I guess it’s believable that cross-eyed bastard could miss this
Boxes of classified files stored in Mar-a-lago bathroom
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
President trump in a TACO hat and military coat
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Fan favorite Joe Mauer
MAUER 7 shaved into fan’s back hair
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Bob Pope
Picture of Bob Hope
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Melania probably doesn’t act like she’s in heat when/if she’s around Carney
Melania Trump looks as if she wants to make babies with Trudeau while Donald trump looks embarrassed
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Keith Fuller @keithfuller2.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Brendan Carr might be beyond a loyalist
FCC chair Brendan Carr with a trump pin on his jacket
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