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@keith-novick.bsky.social
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Recovering attorney. 💙🇮🇱 Can’t wait until 2026 midterms. עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי

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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My first post in 2 years. Have I missed anything?
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I have not been on Bluesky in 4 months. Did I miss anything?
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Why don’t you google this, dipshit.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
And the name "Gulf of Mexico" has been in use since the 1550s, derived from Mexica, the Nahuatl term for the Aztecs. The name was internationally recognized…until dufus changed it in his head.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Breaking news. Jobs report for August 2025…. -1.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I didn’t like my blood pressure so I fired my doctor.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Tim, you should rephrase to say “at this extraordinarily dangerous moment, please pause to remember that a weekend talk show host who recently lied about his drinking problem is running the military.“
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
In case your dog needs a “belly rub” on the UWS. (I hope it’s for the dog?)
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Michele/Meidas Fan @michelemanziano.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Every day Trump seems to destroy something…foreign aid, universities, NPR, and the lives of 100,000 federal employees he fired on a whim, not to mention the tariffs and first downgrade of the US credit rating in history. I cannot think of one thing he has done to improve a single person’s life.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Simply stated, he is a sick fu€k who is destroying our country.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
📌The Cabinet of the United States of America is a collection of the worst, most incompetent morons in history, and we are supposed to just suffer through it as if it was just another cloudy day.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
“I demand a second opinion.” “Ok…you’re really fat.”
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
And thanks for including me. 💙
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
He’s just such a disgusting slug.
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💙💙~Patty~💙💙 @pattyger.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
#SundayNightParties 🥳 @assemblageart.bsky.social @rathernotreveal.bsky.social @nvunheard.org @the-real-molly.bsky.social @keith-novick.bsky.social @lisa-yale.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @tammyjo408.bsky.social @sassysister27.bsky.social @catherineschmidt.bsky.social
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
You forgot flatulent.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Trump’s definition of due process is having your boarding pass scanned at the gate.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Has anyone checked the immigration status of the employees at Mar-a-Lago or any of Trump‘s golf courses? #homelandsecurity
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Pakistan and India definitely would not be on the brink of war if Trump were president. Oh yeah…🙄
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I have seen this movie. The sequel is always worse.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The two worst presidents in US history: Trump 2017-2020 Trump 2024-can’t end soon enough.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Well, my life is certainly better without pennies or paper straws…
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I see what you did there, Chris.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
You are out of your element. The first amendment doesn’t govern counsel’s behavior. There is a pesky little thing called the Code of a Professional Conduct. Kinda like the 1st amend. doesn’t permit your doctor to disclose if you have an STD. And just like that you are blocked …touché.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I start off pretending I am folding it. Then end up rolling it into a neat ball.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I would have much preferred not to be saying “we told you so” every day.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Pam Bondi should be disbarred.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
As for the arrest of Hannah Dugan and the moron-in-chief’s blatant attempt to intimidate the judiciary,…
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
History will never understand how, when given the choice between an articulate, experienced, empathetic, selfless and intelligent woman and a narcissistic douchebag, America chose the latter. And immediately regretted their choice.
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tammy jo 🔥 @tammyjo408.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Good list!
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
“You want a second opinion, Donnie?” “Ok…you’re fat.”
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
We should all be vaccinated with the same Rx he received.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
😂😂😂
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I miss the days when the village idiot and the president were two different people.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Just Trump’s daily reminder to all of us that he is still an inappropriate imbecile.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The J6 defendants were all Mirandized, offered counsel, had probable cause hearings, provided counsel and bond or pre trial release, the ability to conduct discovery, and a jury trial at which they could present evidence and x-examine witnesses. And the right to appeal. Stephen Miller is a dick.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I hope my last day on earth is not ruined by a visit from J.D. Vance.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Our government is clearly in the hands of imbecile-clowns.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Thank you for including me in your last group. I picked up a couple hundred new followers who seem like minded. Appreciated very much.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Yep
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Unfortunately, we will have to wait until 2027 to impeach the clown. Hopefully the Senate will cooperate this time.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
A look back to a time when the GOP members of Congress had a spine.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
He was preoccupied with eggs.
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Keith @keith-novick.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I guaranty this will be a trial exhibit against the government.
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