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Slimline Salamander

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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 27m
….I’m lying non-stop
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 1h
That’s because they are.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 1h
The very poor must pay for the greed of the very rich.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 1h
This man is very dangerous : he appears more sane than Trump, but more consciously evil.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 2h
Dissembling criminal.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 3h
...what a super little helper.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 3h
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Fast Show: Which Was Nice
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 3h
...except it's in a marine park, which is horrible.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 4h
Coincidence, probably.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 5h
You might as well, noone in their right mind is going anywhere near the US.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 6h
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Are We The Baddies Bad
ALT: Are We The Baddies Bad
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 6h
DIY facelifts never really work do they.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 9h
Obedient little soldier.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 20h
Good. Fucking idiot.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just awarded myself grade 8 on the flute.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now then, now then, now…
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bit like ‘cubism’ then ? Fucking idiot.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
….but mainly to vote Tory, along with the racists.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PG and Bruce.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
…4,5 and 6 - he needs a FIFA peace prize or something.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Melting down orphans for glue, something like that.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A quick reminder that history didn't begin on 7th Oct.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Terrorists, not ‘settlers’.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For Archer, see Johnson - entitled Tory arseholes.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chris Squire
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Telegraph Road - Dire Straits
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hypocritical Scum Yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey idiots, look over there…..
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ICE at polling stations.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
….deploy the hard stares !
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
….he uttered melodramatically as the sun set over Prague….
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We lied. We all made money.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Hellfire Skeleton in Fiery Inferno
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This cunt never, stops, lying.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These people are all mad. Completely mad.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Charity brag hole is three doors down on the right.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Cunt You Are A Cunt
ALT: Cunt You Are A Cunt
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This woman is hoping for an invite to the lucrative right wing lecture circuit.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Desperate little tosser. Deeply embarrassing for the US to have this clown anywhere near responsibility.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It really is
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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You Stupid Boy Dad'S Army
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...'seriously'. Christ, are any of these people functionally literate ?
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the attention to details that impresses me.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got anyone else’s view on this ?
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
….and the clown car rolls on and on.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No they won’t.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super Plagiarising Internet Tech. SPIT.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reconciliation a famous strongpoint for the Saudis.
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Slimline Salamander @keith-85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Energetic Korean Cheerleaders at Sports Event
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