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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tim Tebow has been coasting off of his fugazi "wholesome, God-fearing good ol' boy" marketing for so long that people simply don't know any better. His entire adult life has been one long con, and his generational grifting run couldn't come to a halt a moment too soon. Matthew 6:1–8, you asshole.
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me in Florida watching every Angie Nixon video on the internet for the last month:
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Everyone who lives in a built-up part of Florida has seen at least one lady who looks like this version of Nancy Mace next to a highway exit or at a major intersection… usually also with an eyebrow tattoo, at least a decade's worth of sun exposure, and a mental disorder "treated" with illegal drugs
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hell yeah brother 🔥🔥
Hidden Treasure Rum Bar & Grill (Ponce Inlet, FL)
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Early summer sunsets in Florida
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Okay, yes... but look at all those restaurants that Visit Orlando paid Michelin to hand out a bunch of stars to
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"If you grow up in an immigrant culture, there are going to be foods you eat that other people just don't get. Not the universal crowd pleasers, the fried chickens and soup dumplings, but the everyday stuff." - Eddie Huang 🙏🏼🍚
Egg/soy sauce mix poured over white rice, topped off by seaweed 🔥🔥
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Bro how is Orlando a real place 💀
"We provide certification letters for construction projects built without permits or plans" 🤣🤣
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ooh aah... #Jaguars
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
PSA to everyone who moved to Florida very recently... Just trust me on this one. You'll know when real summer starts hitting.
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
He was so uniquely bad at Celtic that it could be years before another club of that scale and fan expectations comes calling for *any* MLS manager, let alone that one
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Florida hack: the best time to hit up Daytona is the week before/after the races and festivals
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
#Rentdue tweets on the TL less than one week into the month is a surefire recession indicator
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Been a while since I last did one of these 🌅
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Good evening
Wa Sushi (Casselberry, FL)
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of the year... the good time of the year 🏀🔥 @rollinscollege.bsky.social
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
40 degrees in Orlando is the same as 10 degrees in the Midwest. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🥶
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I've been to Burlington, VT; Sioux Falls, SD; and La Push, WA... but have never set foot on NYC or LA soil, and had never been to Chicago until two months ago 😂 tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Oof #Mariners
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I love that schoolkids across PNW got to watch this before their bedtime. This is the exact sort of crushing disappointment that will eventually get them ready for the real world. #Mariners #Postseason
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Send whoever came up with this to The Hague
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Everybody that I knew from the go #tbt #chicago
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Alabama football 🤌🤌
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Worth driving up to Daytona just for this 🔥
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
An Orlando tradition unlike any other...
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Sobering reminder every year that had the skies over Kokura not been cloudy/hazy at that specific time on that specific day, it's entirely possible that my own grandparents (who were from the area) could've been vaporized, and that neither my mom or I would've been born because of it 🪽 #Nagasaki
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Mariners fans seeing what's happening to Paul Skenes:
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I don't take joy in turning my childhood mall into fodder for content... but outside of a few local journalists and a handful of dead mall vloggers, nobody else seems to care that an Orlando institution is dying a slow death in plain sight 😪 #deadmall www.instagram.com/reel/DLyIicY...
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Hello ladies #deadmall
Volusia Mall (Daytona Beach, FL)Volusia Mall (Daytona Beach, FL)
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Pour one out for Regency Square Mall in #Jacksonville, officially closed as of today 🫗🕊 Went there one time back in 2023, and it was the scariest building I've ever been to in the state of Florida... and I've been in a packed gym full of Florida Southern fans with their mothers and fathers
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Angeball vindication
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"12th best CFB team since 2000" 🤔🤔
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Get you a new pastime Nina. This cooking stuff might not be for you #caucasity www.cnet.com/home/kitchen...
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Take courage, Magic fans... brighter days are ahead ✨️
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Took a day trip up to #Duval just to experience the last "can't feel the weather" day in Florida for the next six months
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
"In an era where even the traditionally blue-collar cities are starting to scale down their industrial roots and shift toward more business-oriented presentations, [places like] Orlando… should make everyone rethink their ideas of what a hard-working city looks like." www.tumblr.com/keiteay/7812...
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Got another one of these just to use it once or twice over 10 years 🙈
🛂🦅
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
To everyone using the #RaysUp news as an excuse to take even more shots at Florida...
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This "average woman from each place" picture is crazy 😳
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
鞭声粛々夜河を渡る🤫
Jacksonville, FL Jacksonville, FL
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
#CelticFC when Bayern come for Maeda in the summer:
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Open message for anyone who thinks their favorite NFL team, or their favorite sports team, has the absolute worst owner... #Jaguars #NFL
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Pour one out for Seminole Towne Center, closing its doors at the end of this month 🫗
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
🙏🏽🙏🏽
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Last minute shopping 🌬
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
#Orlando
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K @keiteay.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
7am in Daytona
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