K @keiteay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tim Tebow has been coasting off of his fugazi "wholesome, God-fearing good ol' boy" marketing for so long that people simply don't know any better. His entire adult life has been one long con, and his generational grifting run couldn't come to a halt a moment too soon. Matthew 6:1–8, you asshole. 010
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Me in Florida watching every Angie Nixon video on the internet for the last month: 011
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Everyone who lives in a built-up part of Florida has seen at least one lady who looks like this version of Nancy Mace next to a highway exit or at a major intersection… usually also with an eyebrow tattoo, at least a decade's worth of sun exposure, and a mental disorder "treated" with illegal drugs 110
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Okay, yes... but look at all those restaurants that Visit Orlando paid Michelin to hand out a bunch of stars to 100
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"If you grow up in an immigrant culture, there are going to be foods you eat that other people just don't get. Not the universal crowd pleasers, the fried chickens and soup dumplings, but the everyday stuff." - Eddie Huang 🙏🏼🍚 6543
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 15/03/2026PSA to everyone who moved to Florida very recently... Just trust me on this one. You'll know when real summer starts hitting. 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026He was so uniquely bad at Celtic that it could be years before another club of that scale and fan expectations comes calling for *any* MLS manager, let alone that one 010
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Florida hack: the best time to hit up Daytona is the week before/after the races and festivals 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 07/01/2026#Rentdue tweets on the TL less than one week into the month is a surefire recession indicator 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of the year... the good time of the year 🏀🔥 @rollinscollege.bsky.social 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 11/11/202540 degrees in Orlando is the same as 10 degrees in the Midwest. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🥶 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I've been to Burlington, VT; Sioux Falls, SD; and La Push, WA... but have never set foot on NYC or LA soil, and had never been to Chicago until two months ago 😂 tenpages.github.io/us-level/us.... 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I love that schoolkids across PNW got to watch this before their bedtime. This is the exact sort of crushing disappointment that will eventually get them ready for the real world. #Mariners #Postseason 011
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Sobering reminder every year that had the skies over Kokura not been cloudy/hazy at that specific time on that specific day, it's entirely possible that my own grandparents (who were from the area) could've been vaporized, and that neither my mom or I would've been born because of it 🪽 #Nagasaki 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I don't take joy in turning my childhood mall into fodder for content... but outside of a few local journalists and a handful of dead mall vloggers, nobody else seems to care that an Orlando institution is dying a slow death in plain sight 😪 #deadmall www.instagram.com/reel/DLyIicY...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Pour one out for Regency Square Mall in #Jacksonville, officially closed as of today 🫗🕊 Went there one time back in 2023, and it was the scariest building I've ever been to in the state of Florida... and I've been in a packed gym full of Florida Southern fans with their mothers and fathers 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Get you a new pastime Nina. This cooking stuff might not be for you #caucasity www.cnet.com/home/kitchen... 100
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Took a day trip up to #Duval just to experience the last "can't feel the weather" day in Florida for the next six months 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 24/04/2025"In an era where even the traditionally blue-collar cities are starting to scale down their industrial roots and shift toward more business-oriented presentations, [places like] Orlando… should make everyone rethink their ideas of what a hard-working city looks like." www.tumblr.com/keiteay/7812... 010
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Got another one of these just to use it once or twice over 10 years 🙈 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 14/03/2025To everyone using the #RaysUp news as an excuse to take even more shots at Florida... 000
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Open message for anyone who thinks their favorite NFL team, or their favorite sports team, has the absolute worst owner... #Jaguars #NFL 050
K @keiteay.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Pour one out for Seminole Towne Center, closing its doors at the end of this month 🫗 000