keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Well, if you took my advice and tried the Edinburgh Fringe... 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They all hve wheels and go brum brum? 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That does explain the number of kids with tattoos of hooks I saw at the Edinburgh Book Festival last year. 091
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026She's beautiful. I do tell every dog I meet they're beautiful, but they all are. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Look. Mate. I know you're a writer. Your thing is words. That's okay. That's good. But would it have killed you to have taken a picture of EGG IN A GLASS to share with us? 011
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Feels like it should be Mars: Wars Logs. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I flat out refuse to believe Jon Moxley even knows what a group chat is, let alone participates in one. 100
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I once had a doctor tell me that I shouldn't be depressed because other people have it worse. He got angry and ended the appointment when I asked if he was happy, then asked why, since other people have it better than he does. 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I should say I suppose. I try to get out over the Fringe with this idiot. I take photos with performers, then a photo of their flier, and put them up over on Instagram as fringe_dog if you see him about, please stop and say hello, Sidney does want everyone in the world to be his friend. 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If I weren't so lazy I'd order a roll of stickers with this image on to slap on posters when I'm out and about. As it is, I'll stick to my usual Fringe activities of bing a bit misanthropic and getting performers to pose for a photo with my dog (he's very much not misanthropic). 110
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comGarth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S DarkplaceALT: Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Because you would return as a bright red sunburned caricature of yourself? 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I'll admit, I've been listening to the audiobooks while walking the dog, and they're perfect for that. No need to actually concentrate, just have a nice voiced man saying words at me in configurations I'm semi-familiar with. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I'm very tempted to make a joke about OJ Simpson doing a limited run at the Underbelly, but I also know that I'd probably get "Um, actually"ed out of wanting to live by people not realising it's a joke and fact checking me. 030
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Not speaking ill of the dead means not saying your Aunt Lucy still owed you £200 at her funeral. Not pointing out how someone in the public eye was a terrible person. 110
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Go on. Come to Edinburgh and do a Fringe run. Colt can show you all the good spots. 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I suppose everyone is entitled to their opinion. Even when it is objectively wrong. 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Clearly attending to someone in pain. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I used to know someone who'd say he'd prefer an honest insult to a hundred hollow compliments. He was a deliberately abrasive dickhead, but I think he was right in that. 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I'm sorry, but Pro Glaze Group is a shady pornography studio, not a supplier of windows. 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I hate it when people look at something and say "They must have been on so many drugs when they made this". It's lazy and stupid and insulting to the creative process. That said, I watched The Toys That Made Us about He-Man, and every single person involved in that creative process was on cocaine. 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This feels like a job for @aproblemsquared.bsky.social 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Honestly, less whimsy than I expected from you. I was expecting Guinness-Kun from Bridge on the River Kawaii to be in your attic. 020
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Genuinely disappointed that @farrantula.bsky.social used his wildcard pick on Mom Can't Cook, and therefore can't force the Zack Efron whiplash of going from High School Musical 3 straight into The Iron Claw on Luke and the listeners. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"I run a militaria business from home" Is a good answer to "Why are there boxes of Nazi uniforms in your garage?" there is no good answer to the question "Why does your home office look like the Commandant's office in The Great Escape?" 0201
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The thing that annoyed me about Crystal Skull was people complaining that the bad guys were Communists trying to find aliens. It was set in the 50s! There's nothing more 50's than the Red Scare and flying saucers! 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026That's because you change your phone number every week like some kind of international man of mystery. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026There is nothing more tiring than a white person whose idea of being an ally is pointing out all the ways they think minorities aren't doing enough. 050
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I will point out that vital capacity and working tidal volume are two very different things. While a glass blower could blow a 4 litre vessel in a single go, doing it consistently to scale would be a Very Bad Idea, as a glass shop is one of the last places you want to pass out from hyperventilating. 100
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I was told it by a do walking friend who is a glass blower by trade, so while I can't confirm it as absolutely true, it does at least come from a reasonable source. 100
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The size of a wine bottle dates back to when they were still hand blown, as 750ml is approximately the size a good glass blower could consistently blow a bottle to with a single breath. 140
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Penance is for people who are ashamed of their actions. I have never been wrong once in my life. Except that time I decided to video Hudson Hawk when it was on TV. 100
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If you tell me to watch Timelash then we can't be friends anymore. 100
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Why do hot dogs come in packets of 6 or 12, but hot dog buns come in packets of 4 or 10? 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Trust me, if you ever had the experience of trying to get an obviously hungry child to eat something while they refuse to, you might feel the same way. 020
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026In the latest Reading Ranch episode of @aepodcast.bsky.social the suggestion is made by @biblops.bsky.social that AEW could do a stripper poll match and @kefinmahon.bsky.social says it's time has passed. Respectfully, this is entirely wrong, and would be the perfect match for Andrade's current run. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Careful, you're about to be given a fetch quest. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026static.klipy.comChow Yun-Fat Gives Thumbs UpAlt: A gif of Chow Yun-Fat leaning backwards out of a window, chewing a mouthful of food, giving a thumbs up. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026What if I hate people for their unreasoning hate? Is it unpatriotic to hate racists and homophobes? 140
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026We don't at all. The amount of helium used in party balloons is a insignificant percentage of global helium use, and it's all of a purity so low that refining it for industrial uses would be staggeringly expensive. 130
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026God, that film is so fucking good. 010
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Oh! I have an idea for you. Have you considered the exciting option of Maybe Not? 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Please remind me to point and laugh until I pass out from Oxygen starvation next time I see you. 000
keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Are you watching it in the approved way to watch the Shin films? 000
