KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Breasting boobily in my new profile pic if I do say so myself 🤱🧑🍼 0280
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It's 1 - 2 working days apparently, so in theory today, if not tomorrow! 110
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Need my film photos to come back ASAP. They've had them since 9am, this is torture 140
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Now that it's starting to be properly autumn, I realised our flat is incredibly cosy 1180
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If I have to block another ABD account I'm going to SCREAM 230
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I've got the ABBA greatest hits album on and I'm doing the Sunday clean. I really have turned into my mum. 0130
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"chill gay guy in his 20s" was a little bit too on the nose for me 👺 0100
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There's something very novel about watching TV live on a Saturday night 2120
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When I wasnt speaking to my ex best friend and she'd moved her boyfriend in to the house they'd come back shouting and screaming at 5am. Every time it happened I'd blast the Rumours album on my Alexa at max volume from 7am - 10am even if I'd left the house 🌞 040
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've never seen someone serve so much cunt as effortlessly as Maya Jama. Proper motherquake5000 1130
Reposted by KJScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Please give whoever booked Ross Kemp for this a raise #CelebrityTraitors 218330
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Second vote for Pro Cook, all of their utensils and pans are fantastic 100
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I started it on Steam last year. We need a full rebuild otherwise it'll just be PAINFUL. 000
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They're very hard to kill, it'll be absolutely fine. This one is 30+ years old 120
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Using Command Prompt and PowerShell at this time in the morning should be illegal 2120
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Halloween costume ordered. It's going to be great. Another year of weird couples costumes for the win 🌞🌞 150
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I say this. I've gotten significantly better with Jacob being in the kitchen while I'm cooking. Maybe I'd allow him to come into the tent with me 🐸 040
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Paul Hollywood is now considering being in a throuple with Nigella and Paul's wife #GBBO 150
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Id end up being kicked off the show if I had to have someone baking with me #gbbo 2143
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You're likely a part of the problem tho? 👀 Plenty of other modes of transport lovely x 120
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I keep on seeing cool videos of the self leveling paint. Which should make it easier! 110
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Twinks to win Big Brother at this point. She's standing on BUSINESS. 170
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Struggled with this one, but decided honestly was the best policy 👹 0190
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like genuinely contacting a friend to get the spare key to my flat to make sure I wasn't dead 😭😭😭 150
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's been a year since Jacob thought I died because I woke up past 12:00 p.m 😁 2110
Reposted by KJThroatmilk Latte @sndiprk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Margaret Thatcher on American Horror Story is Russel T Davis' fault. Idk how SPECIFICALLY, but it is his fault. 1101
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The zyn peddlers need to stop wdym someone's just asked if any of my friends want a free pack 💀💀💀💀 050
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lost enough weight that my Dickies finally fit me again. Id worn them THREE TIMES and every time the clasp popped off. 090
KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can't believe Michael would be so fucking SELFISH to have his birthday party when the traitors is on the rat snake 🤨🤨🤨 2100
Reposted by KJSMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ross kemp was less suspicious of the taliban #CelebTraitors 18323
