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Keira Clarke

@keira.detects.dragging.equipment
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⚧️🍁ΘΔ 22 she/her OTTW/CYOW transplant, transit foamer, defect detector licker, and computer science major Board member of @bettertransitottawa.ca Foaming: www.youtube.com/@keirastrains Banner credit: @hockeyinottawa.bsky.social

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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 16/09/2026
full clip for context
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 16/09/2026
so there was a student focused mayoral debate tonight in Ottawa the incumbent, Mark Sutcliffe, cancelled last minute (his signature move) meanwhile, Jeff Leiper:
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 11/09/2026
pomnorb
Keira with a squishmallow of pomni from the amazing digital circus balanced precariously on her head
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 10/09/2026
however, my art is wasted on this fucking idiot, who proceeded to un-egg the toast (the only one I didn't fuck up plating) and add a chunk of cheese to dip in the egg
plate with a half eaten chunk of marble cheddar, a pile of ketchup, an untouched piece of toast, and a fried egg that has been puddled in (with the cheese)
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 10/09/2026
love this pan :3
orange frying pan with sunny side up fried eggs separating cleanly from the pan
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 03/09/2026
xeniacore
the torso of Keira with a fursuit head of a femboy fox with Keira's glasses perched on its nose
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 03/09/2026
yes you. dipshit <3
Keira's hand pointing at a small orange-brown dog named sasha
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 03/09/2026
why tho. send me fun questions
send me anonymous messages!

okay now imagine that every streetcar and bus ever used by oc transpo and its predecessors wasn't scrapped but instead left in a field in the greenbelt to rot for the rest of eternity, and the field stretched on for miles and miles, farther
than you could ever see
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 03/09/2026
?
send me anonymous messages!

imagine a 1.5kv pantograph body pillow with real carbon inserts
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 30/08/2026
not really, but we don't have any here in Ottawa. usually when I can (on VIA for example) I book forward facing
do you like the backwards-facing seating found on some bus layouts (ex. LFS, XD60, etc)
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 28/08/2026
interesting
rented sign that reads 
HYPNOSIS
NATURAL & EFFECTIVE
RELIEVE    ANXIETY 
HEALTHIER  MINDSET
LL/TEXT 519-[REDACTED]
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 28/08/2026
hehe, over here it seems that anyone who can get their hands on a headsign has to do it the hard way. any fun ones in the list?
i can't believe the Hanover designation sign controllers straight up allow you to browse through all available routes and messages in a list. catch me doomscrolling on my EG4 💀💀💀
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 26/08/2026
no idea what you're talking about
everytime i've tried to recall it i've misremembered it as "those who walk away from Bramalea" (GO Station) is it over for me chat
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 26/08/2026
train wife :3
Keira and Shae on a Venture car at Ottawa station
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 24/08/2026
Montreal & Coteau trip on Saturday! All photos © Keira Clarke under the CC-BY 4.0
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 24/08/2026
I have a good idea of who sent this and you already are also I got one asking for my top 10 locos, it's in my drafts atm because I need to choose four more...
i wish i could be as pretty as the alco/mlw high adhesion 3-axle truck 😵
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 24/08/2026
@guypussy.bsky.social soup's up note that I used half the can of tomato here, and added water at this step by rinsing it into the pan wife hand cameo try not to burn it 🙃
deep frying pan with half-cooked ground beef and onions steaming on the stovecooked beef and onions partially covered in crushed tomatoes, with a cylinder (which must be harmed) of mushroom soup. the cans for the tomato and mushroom soup are in the background with a can opener and a bit of tinfoil thumbs up pic with smooth meat sauce in the pan next to pasta cooking on the stovethumbs up pic with three plates of pasta covered in meat sauce on a table
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 22/08/2026
yes but we call it stupid things too like awatto
am i crazy for calling it "yowttawa" like its airport code? bonus context is i'm never been to ottawa
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 22/08/2026
interesting, but kinda a relic of the past. more locos should have marker lights though.
what do you think about locomotive classification lights?
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
we have much to discuss it seems
RE: CROR & DV plates on signals:

i didn't know that... thats scary...
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
Enough to foam, not enough to drive. Like I know generally what aspects mean what enough to know what's coming at what speed, but the details escape me for now. Also, whodathunk DV plates could be a light that changes the DV status of a signal? I've seen this exactly twice.
how well do you know your CROR
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
ball knowledge easy choice though kiss P42 marry F40 kill charger (with hammers)
kiss marry kill: F40PH-2D, P42DC, SCV-42
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
Gunnery Sergeant Roberta Draper, Drapes for short because it would probably be a very floofy sleepy dog like a golden 🥺
What would u name ur first pet dog
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
@maddy.detects.dragging.equipment you can't just say you're going to ask me something that defeats the point of anonymity also I sure fuckin hope not
do it emit radioactive particles
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
Hot take: cafe cars suck actually. I much prefer Via Rail's service-at-your-seat model. Better for accessibility (you don't need to stumble through the train for a coffee) and you get at least some familiarity with the staff in your car in case of issues or emergencies.
what would be your ideal VIA corridor/intercity cafe cars menu if cafe cars still existed?
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
I don't read much manga per se, a lot of my yuri is western style. Prettiest Platypus (ongoing) Always Human (completed) Basically any of the longer series by welcometoheaven or kindofsinister (the one shots are good too)
what's your favourite yuri manga? any recs?
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
BBD remains the best to ever do it. CEM cabs I don't mind. Making your employees *not* the crumple zone is a plus in my opinion even if there is a slight inconvenience to ops. If the other manufacturers could stop making shitboxes that'd be good... Also fuck the K5CA horn on the CEMs.
on that note, how about the original bombardier bilevel cab vs the CEM cab + others bilevels like the Rotem, CRRC, etc. cabs
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
Three words: politics, location, history. We used to have one! The International was run by Amtrak and shared equipment with Via Rail often. There has been progress on reactivation in some form, but imo the way it's being done is the lowest effort possible.
why come no Detroit to Toronto trains??
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
no strong opinion, I grew up with more British foam knowledge than Canadian so walkthrough cabs on MUs for modular ops are kinda the norm in my head
do you like the look of the UPX C-car dmus? how do they compare to the A-cars to you?
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
I asked my dog because she knows more about these and she said I'm a ballast tamper because I give lots of pats :D
what track MOW machine is your spirit animal?
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
okay so the thing about this question is that I don't know very much about either brand because neither are road legal in Canada so I'd never even heard of ENC
would you rather ride gillig or ENC buses only for the rest of your life/
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 21/08/2026
searched on ddg for farcille (to show wife) and it gave me a mix of what I wanted and random screenshots of farmville so I had to do this 😭
duckduckgo image search results for "farcille -farmville" with 100% fantasy yuri
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 20/08/2026
a dragging equipment detector is a subsystem of a trackside defect detector, which is a bunch of devices that check for known common issues with a train that could lead to a derailment I wanted a less personal domain than my full name so this was it (also why does ". equipment" exist lol
what's the story behind your bsky domain
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 20/08/2026
they're really cool, but I'm not sure they're ready for mass adoption yet
do you like maglev trains?
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 20/08/2026
they stink just right
why do you like trains so much? wrong answer only
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 16/08/2026
woman wearing grey jeans
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 14/08/2026
for reference, this plus hip saga plus family history I learned about today. at least I have an answer I guess
candid awful garbage picture of Keira from a year ago standing with her weight carried forward like a bananamedical diagram showing how posture is affected by joint hypermobility (it is the same banana posture that Keira has)
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 14/08/2026
I almost certainly have some latent/mild form of joint hypermobility (see hip saga) but at least I look like this
Keira from the tits up angled from the waist, sitting in a bus stop looking imperiously at the camera. Trans flag choker, slightly frazzled hair, gold round glasses, eyeliner, and faded bottom lip stain
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 11/08/2026
keira
Keira with her hair up but with face framing strands, trans flag choker, brown rib bra tank
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 11/08/2026
I never posted my girl dinner from the peak of my hip pain here please never do this btw it's just all acid
A white mug of dark brown coffee, a white bowl full of blueberries, and a white tablet (naproxen) sit on a shitass tabletop that's been painted with a poor imitation of wood grain.
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 07/08/2026
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 04/08/2026
the work of a professional
davinci resolve screenshot showing a timeline and a preview screen. on the preview screen is an upside down frame from my goofed video, featuring train 65 and my hand.
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 03/08/2026
girl who is actively fucking up her cinematography because she got impatient:
Keira is stanced up with a leather jacket and dark pants pointing a phone camera with both hands at a train. extremely low res screen cap from a friend's video which was not fucked up
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 01/08/2026
I just hope it's this and I'll have really nice hips next week instead of an actual problem
4 panel comic

panel 1: a stick figure holds their head in their hands, bleeding from the face 

my metamorphosis begins...
oh god my flesh.... is..... melting...
the form they promised me is great but my transition shall be agonizing

panel 2: stick figure is kneeling, I think? there is lots of gore and hatched-out parts of the image 

AAAHHHHHH OH GOD PLEASE KILL ME 
[the Lord's prayer]

panel 3: indecipherable mess of gore, the whole panel is hatched out

*horrific otherworldly sounds*

panel 4: a generic trans catgirl image with the caption "le girl" that I just fucking know one of you bitches will mock me for using. it was this, neko arc, or plush ball Hatsune Miku ok. this gets the point across.
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 29/07/2026
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK DOMESTICALLY PRODUCED HYBRID STADLERS FOR VIA RAAARTHTRGRREEADEASADDD_FRSAAA
preliminary rendering of a new Stadler locomotive pulling a via rail train in Canada preliminary rendering of a new Stadler locomotive pulling a via rail train in Canada preliminary rendering of a new Stadler locomotive pulling a via rail train in Canada
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 28/07/2026
🤔
>tagged "Human" by the sonasky labeller
>posts "yeah, i'm dog 🙂‍↕️"
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 28/07/2026
me when I lie
screenshot of two prior Keira posts

"im like a cat except instead of making cute meows or prrrbts I make concerning hacking noises and look at you like as if nothing happened"

"meow"
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 28/07/2026
dark souls text brothday celebrated
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 27/07/2026
i took this hours ago and forgot i wanted to post it here and i keep seeing it and i cannot believe i get to look like this what the fuck
keira positively glowing with flowy hair, no glasses, and minimal eyeliner. her face is well lit from multiple angles and temperatures. she's wearing an arcane merch tee with a posterized design of caitlyn kiramman and the kiramman house crest on it
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Keira Clarke @keira.detects.dragging.equipment · 26/07/2026
no wonder my legs hate me when I go up this
Length 939.46 m

Advanced measurements

Elevation estimate

Min: 62.77 m | Median: 78.26 m | Max: 96.43 m

Slope estimate

Min: O° | Median: 1.5° | Max: 10.3°
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