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Keiper

@keiperdontcare.bsky.social
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Mornin. Data Analyst at Pro Football Focus. Partnered Streamer on Twitch. Perpetually irritated. I don't do bits.

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 10h
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 9h
DAAAAAA DODGERS LOSE
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jaida @anarchyasf.com · 9h
AND FUCK DA DODGERS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I need the context
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 13/10/2026
Justin Herbert ranking last in Total QBR through five gamesChargers passing game specialist Adam Gase
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 12/10/2026
I looked into it and there's like a lot of old games. I'll get back to you with numbers later. If they start making games bad, I can play all of the old ones. Those are still good.
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jaida @anarchyasf.com · 08/10/2026
DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!!!!!
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Swap LA and Sea and it's correct
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got the last one in at the buzzer last night. See ya in January @gamesdonequick.com
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*raises hand* My dog ate my submission. Can I have an extra day?
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going back to this book and seeing that *THAT'S* how the story ends really hit me. Some sadness. Some remorse. But also gratitude. Gratitude that I kept walking. The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle. Mystery/Thriller. Easily the best book I've ever read. Do yourself a favor and get it.
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't remember this final excerpt, but seeing again and thinking about where I was when I first read it, it's eerie how reflective of how I've chosen to live since that time. I wont reiterate previous musings, but I made a video this year about walking. What it means to me symbolically.
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
5 years ago I bought a book. During what was the most difficult, dangerous time in my life. I hadn't read anything strictly for fun since high school, and the story ended up being my absolute favorite. I foolishly gave the book away. Today I rebought it and read the final 20 or so pages again.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So the defense that just saw a young starter traded away in a $$$ dispute is playing like it doesn't give a f**k. And the offense where the QB and coach scream cusses at each other is playing like it doesn't give a f**k. Can't seem to identify the Steelers' problem tonight. 🤔
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a bad idea. The NFL rightsholders have decided (likely with some Shield nudging) to erase Deshaun Watson's past and reframe him as a comeback figure who we are supposed to root for. He's a piece of shit and everyone contributing to this whitewash should be ashamed of themselves.
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Kelsey @kelpsey.com · 01/10/2026
cooking up a pretty fire AGDQ2027 admission 😎 today we rehearsed a segment of 6 scorerunners in a 3v3 score attack relay. pretty pumped 🔥
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOATed event as always
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do not do SNES Low Level lmao remake is far more approachable, shorter, and I've made different routes for different levels of familiarity/skill
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do.... do I see.... 👀👀
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Colosseum @colosseum.live · 25/09/2026
Alright, circle up! Kaizo Colosseum 2026 is LIVE for Wings for Life at Twitch.tv/colosseumlive 🔥 kicking things off with Super Mario Odyssey randomizer 4v4! GET IN HERE!
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Andy @andylaso.tv · 25/09/2026
LIVE ALL WEEKEND FOR KAIZO COLOSSEUM - RAISING MONEY FOR WINGS FOR LIFE twitch.tv/grandpoobear
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Colosseum @colosseum.live · 25/09/2026
Peep today’s schedule for Kaizo Colosseum 👀 (times are in EDT)
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vague posting heh heh you have no idea what im talking about but like 7 people do and im giving no details ooh boy this is so fulfilling for me wowee
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Late games update Jayden? 😥😥 Chargers? 🚮🚮🚮 Seahawks? Probably best team?? Niners? 🔥🔥🔥🔥 but 🤕🤕 are bound to happen
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Week 2 Edition Caleb? 😥😥 Vikings Defense? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Falcons? 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮 Steelers? 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮 Ravens? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Saints in the first half? 🚮🚮 Second half? 🤷‍♂️🔥 Bengals with an actual defense and run game? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Packers? Probably 🚮🚮, might be 🤷‍♂️ later.
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Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 20/09/2026
🏁 TIME 🏁 #FlameFatales 2026 has raised a total amount of $132,100 for Malala Fund! Thank you to everyone behind-the-scenes who made this marathon possible, and to all of YOU for your incredible support of girls' education. See you at #FrostFatales 2027 from March 14-20, 2027!! 💜💛 STAY WIGGLY!!
A group photo of the Flame Fatales volunteers and staff sitting in front of the Fatales couch, some sitting on the couch, and some behind the couch! A hue of purple lights the back of the group.
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Zeldathon @zeldathon.com · 18/09/2026
Dear Zeldathon Fans and Friends: TLDR: We need your help. We have a whole slate of content coming to help raise funds for our operational costs to keep our marathons going strong. If you have ever enjoyed Zeldathon content consider tuning in, sharing, and/or subscribing to the twitch or patreon.
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Nico @agentnico42.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When @keiperdontcare.bsky.social is doing a DK64 Crowd Control and he's in Gloomy Galleon, the chat knows to lower the water.
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is *AWFUL*
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
1 of 2 things has to happen here. RT has to set deeper since the RB seems to be playing right B gap the whole time. The RB needs to work back to Rousseau once no one rushes through the B gap he steps into. Regardless, cannot... CANNOT happen if you're the Texans.
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Update for late games. Minnesota defense? 🔥🔥 Matt Lafleur's second half play calling? 🚮🚮🚮 Chargers? 🚮 until proven otherwise Healthy Jayden Daniels? 🔥🔥🔥 CARDINALS?! 👀👀.... 🔥? Dallas defense? 🔥🔥 then immediately 🚮🚮🚮 Jaxson Dart? Idiot. Cam Skattebo? Psychopath. Giants? Fun?
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Josh Allen literally just went from 🔥🔥🔥 to 🚮🚮🚮🚮 to 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 in the span of two plays. What a football player.
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why do the Bucs have ZERO timeouts? HUH? How'd that happen?
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thoughts so far. Chicago offense? 🔥🔥 Chicago defense? 🚮🚮🚮🚮 Josh Allen? 🔥🔥🔥 Bills defense? 🚮 Colts? 🚮🚮 Titans? 🚮🚮🚮 Jahmyr Gibbs? 🔥🔥 Jacksonville offense? 🔥🔥 Browns? 🚮🚮🚮🚮 Deshaun Watson? 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"why are they booing me" says the sexual assault artist putting together zeroeth percentile performances
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What da elephant doin
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mhm bookmark
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think some of this also is the prevailing nihilism that most gamers seem to have. Sure, shits fucked. Been fucked. But choosing to just... not let things that are being put into the world for a joyous reason not bring you joy just feels... idk. Life's rad when you like stuff idfk maybe I'm stupid
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's a line between "everyone has different tastes and opinions but it's important to critique what we consume" and "I just like to shit on new stuff because I have learned strongly polarized opinions do well on the internet" and some of yall are pretty square on the latter
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bbrosef @bbrosef.tv · 08/09/2026
People are infinity more interesting when they share things that they like!
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN PANIC
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
👏 excellent event
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
DAS MUH FWIENDS
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One for each day! So smart! So chic!
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I knew you knew ball ❤️
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For those curious: Slow cooked black beans with red fresno peppers and garlic 4 steak filets, cooked through Spring mix Baby tomatoes Red onion Cucumber Homemade Lemon Vinaigrette
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ALERT I may have just made the greatest salad human kind has ever known.
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Have you lost your shoes yet?
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Keiper @keiperdontcare.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
ALT: Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
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