keijei @keijei.bsky.social · 28/10/2024me: babe let’s go drinking tonight gf: no, whenever you get drunk you start rapping about ‘queen dizzy.’ whoever that is me: no i promise it’s not gonna happen this time [later that night] me: uh oh y’all, we’re getting in a tizzy 000
Reposted by keijeiArc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 28/10/2024Introducing the "Queen Dizzy" Starter Guide! 👑 Youtube Link⬇️ youtu.be/kUMzx0VZlFE "Queen Dizzy" takes the stage on October 31st! 🎃 Get Season Pass 4 to play her on release! #GGST #QueenDizzyyoutu.beGuilty Gear -Strive- Starter Guide - Queen DizzyYouTube video by Arc System Works America 171100258
keijei @keijei.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Me when I see a hot lady and my peantis goes boiyoyoiyoinng!!media.tenor.coma cartoon duck with big eyes and an orange beakALT: a cartoon duck with big eyes and an orange beak 000
keijei @keijei.bsky.social · 22/10/2024me: hey boys, check it out. ive been studying how to woo the ladies [i walk up to the alt girl at the bar] me: heh. hey beautiful, youre looking beautiful girl, giggling: did you mean to say beautiful twice? me, sweating: uh. SQUAWK! [i begin throwing colorful feathers i had in my back pocket] 010
keijei @keijei.bsky.social · 21/10/2024the school bully: get a load of this kid, he think's hes in an anime of somethin (under my breath) ill show you, stupid baka bully: wanna say that louder, punk? me: heh. ill show you. ALL FOR ONE! 000
keijei @keijei.bsky.social · 19/10/2024me: so yeah that's how the winged hussars broke the ottoman line and saved vienna my buddy keith: that's great buddy but didn't you say you were driving? why are you in the back seat [the car breaks a barrier and falls off a cliff] 000
keijei @keijei.bsky.social · 19/10/2024[gnome party member turns to me] that was a really great fight and all but don’t you think you should tell her how you feel? (I look down at him for the first time) oh my god what the FUCK are you 000
keijei @keijei.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Shake ya meat to the sound of the beat!! Haha just a little humor for you guys on this friday 000
keijei @keijei.bsky.social · 18/10/2024[holding collapsed elf girl I have secret feelings for] I’m sorry kitten…. I know I promised I wouldn’t use this power… but they hurt you… they hurt something precious to me.. I begin to power up I WONT LET YOU HURT HER!!!!! My beastly form silhouettes in the moonlight as I lunge forward 010