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Keelywolfe

@keelywolfe.bsky.social
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Writer, reader, 30+.Currently in the depths of #Hazbinhotel and #radioapple. they/them 18+ Only AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/keelywolfe Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/blog/keelywolfe Kofi: ko-fi.com/M4M3C8EG

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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The theory that Rosie is Roo has been around, I’ve considered it myself. But I change my mind daily & today I think that anyone who is missing their eyes has given them to Roo. The cannibals are the Cult of Roo, whether or not they know, w/ Rosie as the leader. So why did Lilith sacrifice hers?
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lucifer wearing so many belts and buckles, Rob Liefield has lawyers on the phone. 🤣🤣🤣
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’ve been sick today and I really needed a little comfort. So have a comforting little short featuring our boys, because don’t we all want to be small sometimes? #radioapple
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s only Tuesday and it’s already been a miserable week. I’m indulging myself with a little short because while I actually like Alastor’s hair, he’d certainly be pretty if he let it grow. Bet Lucifer would like it, too. #radioapple
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Starting out the RadioApple A-Z week with F is for Faraday!🎉🎉 I had the pleasure of working with @staticshadows.bsky.social and their art is gorgeous, perfect for the story! 🥰 I really hope you enjoy! #radioappleatoz #RAAtoZ2026 #radioapple Story Link: archiveofourown.org/works/88436691
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Success! He looks much better! There’s one more background plate to prints, but I’ll reserve judgment on whether or not it needs it, might make it too busy. As is, it turned out very cool!
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
First Alastor attempt deemed a failure. He’s too tall and blocked off by too much swamp, and the translucent filament doesn’t work, you can see too much through him. Alastor 2.0 in progress.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m working on a layered shadowbox 3d print I found of a swamp. So far, so good! Working on modifying it as the original had the creature from the black lagoon and I want Alastor, my preferred version of a swamp thing. Here is the first 3 layers.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Don’t think I ever shared a tidbit of this work in progress. I loves me some jealousy, what if ol’ Freddie Von E. stopped by and hit it off with Alastor? Not that Lucifer cares, nope, he isn’t ready to rip out anyone’s throat, not over Alastor. 😏
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A little short for Wednesday! No porn this time, instead we have a serving of angst and old memories from Alastor’s childhood. Warning: mention of period-typical corporal punishment. #radioapple
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
WIP Wednesday! I might be writing more of Alastor and his pussy, and why not. Don’t we all deserve a treat.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think it's a fair question.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was super inspired by this lovely art I saw last night and had to write out a delicious little Wednesday morning porn to help us all get over the midweek hump! #radioapple #appleradio #nsfw Link to art in comments in case the artist doesn’t want to be connected. 🙂
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Gosh, it’s been a while since I posted a porny little short. Today seems like a good day for it, Lucifer does like his little games! Warnings for Alastor with a cunt by magical means and Lucifer being a shit. #radioapple #appleradio #nsfw
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
RadioApple vibes. Alastor would knock your bike over, Lucifer, and he would laugh, and you’d be lost.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I have an old echo show in my office that I got on the super cheap and yesterday, I saw a 3D print for a case of a retro TV and it occurred to me that I could print that and a Vox hat to put on it. So I did. 😂
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Yay! My zine is here and Alastor is eager to dig in @samzikei.bsky.social!
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
My SO knows I’ve been struggling the past few weeks and his attempts to brighten my mood are why we have been together so long. Today I decided I needed a bathtub for my Alastor figure and so this was the project we worked on together. 😂 Look, I needed it.
Alastor in a pink and gold trimmed bathtub filled with rubber ducks.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Had to go with those old school ‘day of the tentacle’ colors.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Just call me Lucifer, my collection of ducks grows. 😂
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I am fucking hilarious.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What do I need to make a blustery Sunday night complete? Tentacle dick porn, that’s what, and here I am to make your night complete, too! #radioapple
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It’s a beautiful morning with the duck army and you are a horrible goose.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My duck army grows!! Mwa ha ha!
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My SO has recently been 3d printing me these little animal ‘horror dolls’. The latest one is obviously my favorite. 🐥
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My SO printed a stand for him so now he can jump off it at you. 😂
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I finally got my Alastor Nendoroid! He was supposed to come with some extras but the special base was missing. Good Smiles was quick to fix that and the base is on its way! I did get the extra item though and mine was a giant spoon. 🤣 Eat your heart out, or let Alastor do it for you!
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
He’s really enjoying lounging around my house
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Don’t think I showed y’all the hideous knockoff Hazbin characters that I was generously(?) gifted. Stikman Alastor is the gold standard. See, in my family we show our affection by tormenting you about the things you love. My SO stumbled across these & immediately knew I needed them. He was right. 🤣
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
2/2
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Last night I was half asleep when I decided I needed a short, silly bit of porn involving Alastor sitting on Lucifer’s lap. And now it’s here for us all to enjoy on my fine Saturday! So enjoy. 😉 #radioapple #appleradio 1/2
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
16,500 more words and Lucifer and his THNGVBR will be the longest thing I have ever written! I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Yay!! My Hell’s Greatest Cookbook zine arrived! Everything is so cute! 🥰
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Alastor in all this skintight black makes me think of Olivia Newton John in Grease
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I saw this note in a post about Do Not Play Around In the Bogs. Made me think of a very young Alastor playing in the bayou and getting lost. His mother searches frantically for him, finds him hours later and brings him home, but the child who looks so much like her Alastor no longer has him inside.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I have been sick since last week, bleh, but my SO loves me so he made me this to cheer me up. 😂 My fannish sensibilities along with my need for swag are so very happy!
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A personal fave.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Positive Art/Fic train! Some artists/authors that I adore ❤️ @suzunokiara.bsky.social @mycutepittiepuppy.bsky.social @mangodoodlenoodle.bsky.social @miagorgonafterdark.bsky.social Here are a few of my favorite stories of my own!
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Has anyone done this classic meme for the Hazbin gang yet? I'd die to see it and I am very curious who you'd choose as their idiot. There are so many options! (Unlike Helluva Boss, because it would be Blitzo, I accept no other😂) #hazbinhotel
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Any hint of idleness left Alastor’s face, and the force of his stare made cat man take a step back. “Let’s be clear,” he said. “You’re asking me to start another war with the Vees for the sole purpose of saving Angel Dust. You’d prefer him to be my possession? Because the very idea that I’d simply allow him to walk free afterward defies all logic. Do you think he’d thank you for switching ownership? What would I even do with him, his days of starring roles in pornography would certainly be over. You’re certain that’s what he wants?”

Not a bad speech and it made an obvious impression. Rusk deflated, his shoulders hunching, “I just thought—"
 
Alastor interrupted him, “Stick with hearts and diamonds, thinking was never your strongest suit. But I’ll tell you what. Ask Charlie her opinion and if she agrees to the whole war thing, why, I’ll get right on it!” He spun his staff before leaning on it again, and his smile was more of a leer, a showman devouring the reaction of his audience. “Until then, back to your station, barkeep, I could use a drink.”
 
Busker gave Alastor a last glare and turned away, trudging back to the bar. Alastor watched him go, his smile thinning. “Anything to add, your majesty?”
At first, Lucifer didn’t twig the guy was talking to him. Not really a surprise that the creeper knew Lucifer was watching. He really shouldn’t get involved in this, he didn’t even really disagree, but. “That was cruel.”
 
“Stop the presses, a demon in Hell acts out of cruelty,” Alastor drawled. He turned towards Lucifer and those ruby eyes were cool, assessing. “It’s less cruel than you think. Valentino would kill him and Angel would still be in his possession without even a feeble hope of rescue left to him.”
 
That… wasn’t what he was expecting this guy to say, “You’re saying you were keeping his hope alive, is that it?”
 
Alastor heaved an impatient sigh, as if Lucifer was the difficult one here. “I’m saying that useless martyrs are exactly that. Useless.” His grin sharpened to a razer. “Now if you’ll excuse me, he’s had more than long enough to pour me a whiskey on the rocks.”

He vanished into his little shadow and was gone. Lucifer stood for a long moment, staring at the spot where he disappeared. That was… he didn’t know what that was. But it made him want to go to the bar himself, sit and watch for a little while and see if anything else he didn’t understand cropped up. 

Maybe there was something underneath that smile, after all.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Oh, a little introspection is good for a Wednesday, isn't it? More pre-relationship, and we'll throw in Husk suffering for an added bonus. #radioapple. 1/2
Lucifer was all about helping his daughter wherever he could. If he could, look, there were rules in the universe Charlie didn’t know about and wasn’t bound by, okay, he did the best he would with what he had, and if Charlie wanted him to stay, or go, from the hotel, he’d do as she asked and try to keep any pleading at a minimum.

He’d come to terms with her dream, even hoped for it to succeed, what more could he do there? He wasn’t sure, not yet. What he didn’t like was the people Charlie had surrounded herself with. Not the sinners staying at the hotel, not that Lucifer really liked them much but that was inevitable price of having guests at the hotel.  

No, the hotel staff was the question, particularly the asshole in red, but from what Lucifer had been able to glean, only her girlfriend was actually on the hotel payroll. The other two, the bartender and the maid, worked for Bambi and that, Lucifer did not like. If things ever got out hand, it wouldn’t even be three on three, since Lucifer wouldn’t be able to do much except watch, and the bitch of it was, everyone knew now. 
Sloppy with his secrets, fuck that guy, him and his fake smile, what did he know, anyway? He hadn’t been there ten thousand years ago when Lucifer first hit the dirt, had he? Fuck, no! He’d kept it a secret for millennia, one fuck up on all that time wasn’t sloppy!

That was a mental grumble Lucifer had at least once a day and as he was taking his morning stroll around the hotel it popped up again, a daisy spouting on the grave of his dignity no matter how many times he pulled it and—

Lucifer paused, brow furrowing as he listened. Someone was arguing around the corner and he recognized those voices; the bartender and the bellhop, one voice raised and the other just fucking annoying.

Eavesdropping was rude but let’s not pretend manners were going to keep him from checking up on anything that might affect his daughter.

He peeked around the corner, careful to keep out of sight. Okay, only the kitty was arguing, the red guy was standing there with that stupid smile on his face that somehow managed to convey impatience.
 
“You could let me try!” Cat-Man-Do was arguing, “If I take him down, then—”
 
“Then what?” the asshole interrupted. “You’ll be able to free the little whore?”
Lucifer bristled immediately, he might not be able to slap a bitch but let’s see how much this guy was smiling when he was neck-deep in rubber ducks.

Before he could step in, cat guy took his own offense, gritting out, “His name is Angel.”

Oh. He wasn’t somehow insulting Charlie, that was the other guy, pink guy, whatshisname, Angle-something. Come to think of it, Lucifer hadn’t seen him around lately, must’ve taken off, gone somewhere else?

“Ah, far be it from me to dismiss the importance of names,” the red guy said. He shook his head and his stupid hair swung around his face. “Don’t be absurd, Husker, even if I did grant your frankly ridiculous request, you’d lose. You couldn’t best Valentino at your strongest, you certainly can’t manage now and I’m not one for tossing out my assets.” He blinked slowly and now he was the cat, assessing a mouse, and his grin was sharp, the kind of knife that you barely felt the cut before blood began to ooze. “You know that, don’t you, dear.”

That was sounding like wherever Angle went it wasn’t really his choice. That sucked, it did, but that was Hell and there wasn’t much anyone could do about it. Was there?
Bambi tapped cat guy —Busker?— under the chin with his ugly microphone and the frustration and anger on that feline face crumpled into desperation. He snarled out, “Then you do it!”
 
One slender brow rose and Alastor, (so irritating that his name stuck in Lucifer’s memory, like a wad of chewing gum in your hair) leaned down far too much into the other demon’s personal space. The tip of his tongue flicked out over his teeth as he said. “Oh?”
 
“Yeah!” Maybe-it-was-Tusker said, recklessly, “Aren’t you pissed that Valentino tried to take on heaven and fuck us all over?”
 
Alastor straightened and waved that off with a dismissive flick of wrist, all idle disregard. “That affair had nothing to do with me. My disagreement was with Vox.”
 
Disbelief was starting to dominate over frustration for cat man. “But he attacked you, too!”
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My SO printed a little phonograph for my Alastor figure! (I know, he needs a radio, but it was too cute! 🥰)
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If this doesn’t encapsulate Lucifer and Alastor’s relationship, I don’t know what does.
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Oh, I don’t know, call it cute aggression but something about Lucifer and Alastor really makes you want to hurt them. 😏 CW- blood and a touch of masochism #radioapple #appleradio
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Thank you!! 😁
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
What a crap month January has been for me & many others. For those of us in the Northern Hemisphere, trapped in the cold and misery, maybe we need a little something again on Hump day to help us get over it. How about a little Lucifer waxing poetically about Alastor’s ass-ets? Why not? #radioapple
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Keelywolfe @keelywolfe.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
For @itsthebeanie.bsky.social , who needed something to help them get over the hump on hump day. Me too, me too, so we get a little short! Don’t we all need more of Alastor and Lucifer alongside the word hump? #radioapple
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