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Keefer Milton

@keefermilton.com
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Husband & Dad. Business Consultant & Photographer. Lover of disc golf and Rocket League. Uncompensated shill for Fujifilm and Innova Discs. 🔵 #BlueDot in #Arkansas

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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 26/08/2026
Is there a Gen Alpha equivalent to Rage Against The Machine?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reminder: everyone on American soil, whether they were born here or not, has the right to due process. Here’s everything you need to know.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 31/07/2026
Instead of Ozempic, I'm thinking of hiring a tuba player to follow me around.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/07/2026
Is anyone enjoying my Hot Overweight Middle-aged White Guy Summer™️?
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/07/2026
My wife and I exchanged vows at the cliffs of moher because of this movie! ❤️
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/07/2026
Meta
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/07/2026
That's right man
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/07/2026
Probably more than 60
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Drink Up Boo-boo
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 12/06/2026
🙄
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 11/03/2026
If anybody needs some, I've got about 19/20ths of a container of plumber's putty for the next 20 years.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 17/02/2026
Guys, I'm not totally sure about this, but I'm starting to think maybe a few rappers have a superiority complex.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 17/01/2026
The thing about dodgeball is that people don't necessarily have to agree to play in order to participate
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 28/12/2025
Dapper! I shot an event in a sport coat precisely one time before I vowed never to do it again. Much respect.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 10/12/2025
If the pie in the face is fresh out of the oven, you may get fewer laughs
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 05/12/2025
To be so good that they write stories about your mediocre performance www.cbssports.com/nba/news/lak...
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LeBron James' double-digit scoring streak ends in the most LeBron way possible
James made the right play, not the selfish one, and it led to a Lakers' victory
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 18/11/2025
Rough day for #Cloudflare, but you won't hear me complaining. Great company providing essential services, many of them for free. Hope they keep their chin up.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 15/11/2025
Nobody 2... Such a disappointment.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 02/10/2025
I have faith that even in a bye week, my hogs will find a way to lose. 🤞
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 15/07/2025
Those websites must be hosted on the same server as the Epstein client list.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 18/05/2025
This is just a deleted scene from fear and loathing, directors cut. The whole Pirates franchise was a fever dream
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 13/05/2025
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 13/05/2025
The tricky part is the silent "oooooooooooooooooooo"
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 06/05/2025
The Holy Church of Saint George of Lycabettus atop Mt. Lycabettus - the highest point in #Athens proper. 📍Athens, Greece #photography #church #cycladic #greek #orthodox
This image showcases a traditional Greek Orthodox chapel with whitewashed walls, arched black iron doors, and blue domes adorned with white crosses. Set atop a hill, it overlooks a scenic mountainous landscape under a soft, cloudy sky. Potted olive trees and a polished stone courtyard enhance the serene and sacred ambiance.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 03/05/2025
It's a Danny McBride show. I love him, but he's not to everyone's taste... m.imdb.com/title/tt0866...
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Eastbound & Down (TV Series 2009–2013) ⭐ 8.2 | Comedy, Drama, Sport
28m | TV-MA
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 03/05/2025
If you like Eastbound and don't mind copious amounts of frontal male nudity, queue it up.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 03/05/2025
A lovely little walk in Knockbarron Wood. I'm quite fond of what the locals call the middle of nowhere. 📍County Offaly, #Ireland
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 01/05/2025
Oh you're introducing a bill today in the senate? Cute. Referred to committee. In the house? Speaker sets the schedule, so go fuck yourself. Republicans aren't better at being legislative and procedural nuisances, you're just remembering when they had the house majority.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 01/05/2025
The filibuster can't be used for nominations..... I don't know what "nuclear option" people think exists out there... I'd love to hear about the secret version of Robert's rules everybody seems to have read...
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 01/05/2025
The last time the democrats had a similar majority to what Republicans have now, Obamacare and dodd-frank were passed. The time for doing something about the next two years was last November and people stayed home. Now is the time to organize for 2026 and try to slow the bleeding as much as we can
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
The fuck? People are screaming, "they should do something!" and I'm like, "what should they do?" and no one has any useful suggestion. I'm defending nothing but common sense and civics education.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
This article is bullshit.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Not introducing articles of impeachment isn't doing nothing. It's not a binary... The things to be done just aren't the reactionary, ineffective, and childish things you seem to want. Booker and Buttigieg.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
This sentiment is cute, but worthless. What trouble is being made by introducing articles of impeachment which won't be put to a vote because the Speaker controls the legislative calendar? That means no grandstanding on c-span. Nothing. There's a rampant lack of understanding of how gov works ITT.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
That doesn't do anything. It doesn't gum up the works. Nothing has to be heard on the floor whatsoever. Rs won't have to do literally anything. You're remembering Republicans being a thorn in Obama's side, but forgetting that they had the House majority. Dems have a minority minority. No. Power.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Fair point.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
💯💯💯
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
I think being in the minority comes with an increased responsibility toward conservatively utilizing leverage that most people neither want to hear about nor understand.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
I agree. Mentioned this other places in the thread. I think the reality is that some legislators are better at communicating, just like others are wonks, and still others are excellent fundraisers.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Yeah. Fuck me for not wanting a second civil war and stating that elections have consequences. People who didn't vote in protest are why Trump is in office. I've voted D in every local, state, and federal election for the last 25 years. I like Canada, but you can go fuck yourself.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
What exactly is our disagreement?
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Why am I not proposing an armed revolt? Because it's my country and I love it, fuck face.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
That's never been my position. I asked the OP, what the expectation of action is. I'm not a fan of strongly worded letters either...
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Doing nothing is not what's happening. Very little of substance and consequence, however, can be done with the current alignment of both chambers of congress.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
I think the Democrats, at the moment, have very little to bargain with and I believe the Republicans, for the last thirty years, aren't motivated to listen. That being said, I referenced Buttigieg and Booker in this thread. They're doing what you just mentioned. Leading me back to my original point
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
"What's the point" is the question? I mean.. I vote in a heavily republican state so at least I can join the 25% of the voting populous to communicate that we are still a part of the constituency. Voting in a minority party candidate means compromise at best. Civics understanding is important.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Cool. I'll round up my majority... Oh wait. I DON'T HAVE ONE. I assume you're proposing an armed revolt of legislators now?
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Here's where I say, "omfg"
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Stonewall via what process? THEY DON'T HAVE THE VOTES. No power to stall or delay outside of filibuster. None whatsoever. The only thing they can do is trade bad votes for worse ones. That's it.
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Keefer Milton @keefermilton.com · 30/04/2025
Not much they can do in the minority.... That's my point.
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