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@keea.dog
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Keea @keea.dog · 03/10/2026
sakurai never ask me for anything ever again dot jpeg
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Keea @keea.dog · 03/10/2026
"wow I should update my FA, it's been a while huh?" *1 hour of sorting later* fuck
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Keea @keea.dog · 02/10/2026
hell yeah first tried vanstom #osrs
A screenshot showing quest completion for Sins of the Father
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Keea @keea.dog · 01/10/2026
what did she mean by this
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Keea @keea.dog · 23/09/2026
i wonder how they figured out the i’m an adult
An email titled “Welcome to the Discord Beta”, dated 07/27/2016
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Keea @keea.dog · 17/09/2026
brian griffin saying "you could route 5gig and have a 10gig backbone"
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Keea @keea.dog · 16/09/2026
starting a throne but i send you videos of me racking the equipment and you get access to the metrics dashboard
A picture of various high-throughput home networking gear
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Keea @keea.dog · 15/09/2026
#osrs
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Keea @keea.dog · 15/09/2026
runelite has a sound swap plugin and it makes mahogany homes a lot more fun
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Keea @keea.dog · 20/08/2026
(picture of flowery)

Glue Freeman
(D) New York
-45 years old, but young at heart
-The king of zing. Loves to say "
Flowers blooms in your heart!
" and other really awesome useful shit
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Keea @keea.dog · 18/08/2026
a very sad young pony is on a conveyor belt
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Keea @keea.dog · 18/08/2026
... are you coming on to me?
A screenshot from the mint mobile website with a button labelled "Start my family" and the mint colored fox mascot winking
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Keea @keea.dog · 17/08/2026
graceless no more #osrs
A screenshot of Runescape showing the player character in the full Graceful outfitRooftop Agility Laps: Varrock 43, Canifis 746, Falador 90
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Keea @keea.dog · 11/08/2026
had a dream where someone told me they considered lying to me to get me to stay around them so i could "have fun the correct way" and i had to explain this was majorly overstepping a personal boundary. also they wanted me to pay them back on venmo and when i was like
"yeah dude i'll pay you back what's your venmo" they were like "good. i almost considered insulting your physical appearance." and i had to explain why that made me mad too
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Keea @keea.dog · 07/08/2026
i'll elaborate a little
Klank: Now they all seem to think with one conscience... As if they're being controlled by one being...
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Keea @keea.dog · 03/08/2026
i don’t really care if [Sleep: 85 (Optimal)] happened to you it should have happened to me instead
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Keea @keea.dog · 03/08/2026
did you know the #Oura share menu lets you add any background you want anyway here’s how i slept last night gm:
A pinup of a pink anthro akita in latex leggings and top. She is posing behind sleep data that shows i slept for 8 hours last night A picture of cup noodle with a picture league of legends pro player Faker on the packaging. It also has sleep data
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Keea @keea.dog · 29/07/2026
i’m sorry what???
Opening theme
"Rocko's Modern Life Theme" performed by
The B-52's
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Keea @keea.dog · 29/07/2026
TENNA FACT!
HE'S
COMING STRAIGHT
TO YOUR HOUSE FROM
100 METERS AWAY AND
IS APPRORCHING RAPIDLY!
•IT'S!• RUNNING! TiME.!!
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Keea @keea.dog · 27/07/2026
IGNORE. ME.
Rook Shell Marathon is in a thrift store with a tote bag. It is engaging scavenger protocol.
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Keea @keea.dog · 26/07/2026
REQUEST FOR SOURCE: “oh shit, i’m sorry!” please help me win a bet. i’m trying to find a source file of the entire porn movie, which people reference as “Boy Band” (2002) yes i know i sound insane but i KNOW a rip must exist and i have to get my hands on it.
A bald man who says “oh shit i’m sorry”A man in a red shirt who responds “sorry for what?”
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Keea @keea.dog · 20/07/2026
????
Screenshot from bluesky showing user Haus of Decline posting a post that starts with “I’m Jewish”. The rest of the text is cut off.
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Keea @keea.dog · 02/07/2026
are you really sure about that
ESTIMATED DELIVERY
Wednesday
JUL 1
Awaiting Carrier Pickup
LATEST UPDATE
WEDNESDAY, JULY 1 6:42 AM
Shipment information sent to FedEx
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Keea @keea.dog · 30/06/2026
i’m sorry but this is unintentionally one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
Highlights of America250's planned projects include a field trip contest for students, a charitable giving initiative and a push for record-setting volunteer service. In addition, the group is planning to bury a time capsule to be opened on America's 500th birthday in 2276.
To find local events near you, check America250's website.
As part of the president's plans, Freedom 250 is organizing a UFC fight on the White House lawn and an athletic competition for high school students. It also held a prayer event on the National Mall last month called Rededicate 250.
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Keea @keea.dog · 30/06/2026
t-mobile park is such a pretty stadium
A picture of a baseball stadium as seen from the upper seats. The sun sets on the skyline of Seattle.
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Keea @keea.dog · 29/06/2026
But when Cutiemarks (And the Things That Bind Us) came out in ‘21, I think it really came into its own, both commercially and artistically.
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Keea @keea.dog · 26/06/2026
i liked them enough that i also bought the physicals this is a strong endorse
Hardback editions of the books “A Psalm for the Wild-Built” and “A Prayer for the Crown-Shy” by Becky Chambers
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Keea @keea.dog · 20/06/2026
reading A Pslam for the Wild-Built and i gotta say: this book *gets* me
cheerfully. They then opened a small wooden box and removed six objects, one by one, unrolling them from the pieces of protective cloth that shielded against the bounce of the road.
Dex could easily print replacements if these got damaged; most towns had a fab shack.
That wasn't the point. No object should be treated as disposable-idols least of all.At last, Dex sat in their chair behind the larger table. They pulled their pocket computer from their baggy travel trousers and flicked the screen awake. It was a good computer, given to them on their sixteenth birthday, a customary coming-of-age gift. It had a cream-colored frame and a pleasingly crisp screen, and Dex had only needed to repair it five times in the years that it had traveled in their clothes. A reliable device built to last a lifetime, as all computers were. Dex tapped the icon shaped like a
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Keea @keea.dog · 18/06/2026
Here's a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.
Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with "Down with Cis" shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what's happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.
#cis #trans #cisphobia #incident #violence
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Keea @keea.dog · 11/06/2026
i’m uninstalling
 screenshot of an instagram feed. the very first thing shown is a “suggested for you” post by klace showing a picture with a “caution werewolf breeding area” sign
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Keea @keea.dog · 09/06/2026
oh no here we fucking go, guess I gotta read all this shit now
A screenshot from Guild Wars 2 name selection promptA screenshot of the page Charr from the Guild Wars 2 Wiki
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Keea @keea.dog · 05/06/2026
happy furality
A screenshot of the furality portal showing friend locations. all 7 listed worlds are full.
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Keea @keea.dog · 01/06/2026
I'm gonna keep it real with you VRChat there's no way I'm getting this down to 20k polys
A screenshot showing the Alerts section of the VRChat Avatar SDK. Everything is "medium" except Triangles at 41k.
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Keea @keea.dog · 29/05/2026
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Keea @keea.dog · 29/05/2026
cool to see bluesky is now tagging *entire accounts* as adult, with no controls to have different post tag vs account tag display settings. I guess if you post nsfw at all, even if properly tagged, now nobody gets to see your sfw stuff!
A screenshot showing SFW art where the account is tagged “Adult Content (Account)” requiring two click throughs
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Keea @keea.dog · 23/05/2026
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
A hand holding two stickers: Tianlu and Bixie from Favulous Beasts / youshouyan
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Keea @keea.dog · 16/05/2026
(explaining arepas to americans) okay so basically,
a poster in the window of an arepas shop with the caption “like a burger but better”
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Keea @keea.dog · 15/05/2026
not the point of the the article but this made me actually laugh out loud (also go read this it’s really good)
versa. I only see The Discourse™ on occasion online, when it gets retweeted/shared on my social media feeds, or when trans male/masculine individuals whom I've never met call me a "TERF" for posting about transmisogyny or refer to Whipping Girl as a
"landlord positivity self-help book" (yes, these things have actually happened).In my 2007 landlord positivity self-help book,
Whipping Girl, I strived to show the myriad ways in which trans female/feminine people are negatively impacted by societal misogyny. In it, I coined the
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Keea @keea.dog · 14/05/2026
hey tidal What The Fuck Does This Mean
An official playlist on Tidal named “Lofi Bible Christmas”
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Keea @keea.dog · 04/05/2026
hm.
VRCFury encountered an error. Failed to build VRCFury component: ArmatureLinkService.Apply on Avatar Root. Failed to build Armature LInk from RCGs. Head bone could not be found because avatar's rig is not set to humanoid.Animation type: Humanoid
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Keea @keea.dog · 30/04/2026
... fair enough, vim
A screenshot of text editor Neovim showing the error: E518: Uknown option: sepll
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Keea @keea.dog · 27/04/2026
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Keea @keea.dog · 19/04/2026
happy anniversary of that time my landlord’s rent portal software wished me a happy birthday
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Keea @keea.dog · 09/04/2026
boxd.it/dTSN0V
The Prince of Egypt (1998)
4 stars

showed this at a movie night and everyone was like "wow that was pretty rude of God" and i'm like woah hold on, I don't usually do this but I'd like to say a few things In Defense Of Hebrew God
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Keea @keea.dog · 21/03/2026
The cover of the book Warhound covered by a twitter screenshot that reads: the problem with puppy play is she gets to be the dog and im supposed to, what, fuck the dog?
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Keea @keea.dog · 19/03/2026
when you make a reservation at a local restaurant online and some third party tech platform decides this is sufficient permission to put 7 (!) different types of dogshit in your mailbox every day
A screenshot of the Open Table unsubscribe flow showing 7! different mailing lists
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Keea @keea.dog · 19/03/2026
i’m gonna go lay down
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Keea @keea.dog · 18/03/2026
just finished Rescue Hound Ch 4 here's my review so far:
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Keea @keea.dog · 17/03/2026
“YOU”,

the caption reads above a photo of a hand holding a nervous looking cat to the floor as it looks guiltily away from the dirt it spilled all over the floor
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Keea @keea.dog · 06/03/2026
damn I look *good* in latex 🎨: @skiaskai.bsky.social
An anthro Akita woman lays in front of a large ring light, wearing long latex stockings and a latex top
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