Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 14hI've considered going to Starbucks for baked goods, but I don't speak the language. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 14hon my bank's website: "FDIC-Insured - Backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. Government" …somehow that's not very reassuring these days. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 18hIt's National Name Your Car Day. Mine is "Hedy" (as in Lamarr) because it's German and beautiful. 010
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 18hJust wondering… why haven't we gotten a live-action Jonny Quest movie (or series)? 010
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 20h"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Best. James Earl Carter Jr, October 01, 1924…December 29, 2024 001
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hear today is "Take Your Bible To School Day". Seems like it would only be fair to have a "Take Your Darwin to Church Day" for balance. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable." -- John Kenneth Galbraith 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When it comes to Business, Self-Regulation = No Regulation. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wordle 1,929 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 too many possibilities! 😡 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm so old … when I was in kindergarten we got our milk in little glass bottles with cardboard disc tops. (the chocolate was delish) 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Life is a sum of all your choices" – Albert Camus …plus the ones you avoided making 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough" -- Mario Andretti 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up." -- Tom Lehrer 011
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Well behaved women do not make history." -- Mae West 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast." -- W. S. Gilbert 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My 9 games. I'm not much of a gamer, but I've spent entirely too much of my life playing these… 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What’s the most famous movie you’ve never seen? I’ll start: Titanic. (And, yes, I’m actually a cinephile) 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but raptors are pretty dang scary." -- Devin J. Monroe 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026www.gocomics.com/bc/2026/09/27gocomics.comB.C. by Johnny Hart for September 27, 2026 | GoComicsRead B.C.—a comic strip by creator Johnny Hart—for today, September 27, 2026, and check out other great comics, too! 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Johnny Appleseed Born John Chapman September 26, 1774 Died March 18, 1845 (aged 70) Fort Wayne, Indiana, U.S. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." -- Jessica Alba 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Happy Birthday! So glad you are with us! 000
Reposted by Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who believes Trump stole the 2024 Presidential election? ✋ 12087984
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." -- Mickey Rooney 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How is it possible that James Mason never won an Oscar? 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else." -- Laurence J. Peter 001
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development." -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed." -- Elbert Hubbard 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026a mood lifter for anyone (like me) who needs it: youtu.be/geooJv-Usus?...youtu.beHole In Your SoulYouTube video by ABBA - Topic 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office." -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026While answering a question about which President's signature is on the moon it struck me Republican Presidents seem to be really good at taking credit for stuff they weren't responsible for and really poor at avoiding the blame for things they were. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026imho this world could do with a lot less Religion and a lot more Spirituality. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Facts are stupid things." -- Ronald Reagan …and that attitude, folks, is why the Republican Party is in the state it's in these days. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why." -- James Thurber 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I keep hearing that if we tax the Rich they'll leave America. Sounds like a win-win to me. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Matthew Quigley: [to himself] Don't know where we're going, but there's no use being late. 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true." -- H. L. Mencken 000
Reposted by Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The only thing out of Dems’ mouths for the next six weeks should be: Donald Trump single-handedly drove up gas prices by starting a senseless war, and it will only get worse if you re-elect Republicans 31073911977
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the day really zips by when one doesn't arise until 10am 000
Kirk 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @keaplin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." -- Joe Ancis 000