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Kelly Dwyer

@kdonhoops.com
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www.kdonhoops.com No relation to Doug "The Second-Deadliest Man Alive" Dwyer, he/him, posts fully represent opinions of employer.

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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 29/09/2026
cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater
picture of a guy in a Jose Altuve shirt with another guy in the same shirt to his right, to his right is a guy in a pumpkin colored shirt but only around his belly, from where the poster posits he ate a pumpkin
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 17/09/2026
happy Exhale Day youtu.be/59ZuqkBpJv4
KDonhoops logging into a chat when he was 19 and asking Steely Dan if they'll ever play the song 'Second Arrangement,' because he was/is obsessed with it. Walter Becker answers, "There is a chance however slight ... but I wouldn't hold my breath"
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 09/09/2026
my Polar Bear
1994 Brian May Guild guitar in rare black and white
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 03/09/2026
www.kdonhoops.com/sam-mitchell...
Sam Mitchell at a laptop in the Minnesota Timberwolves' locker room, writing an email to Penny Hardaway at NBA dot com
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 01/09/2026
sports/leisure:
concert promo for Bronson Arroyo band's Tribute to Pearl Jam, opened by the Hot Red Chili Peppers
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 12/08/2026
just realized that's what happened to Leon, poor guy did not deserve it
Leon Durham lining up as a Cardinal. In the batter's box.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 10/08/2026
Mike McDoobie agrees
Mike McDonald singing into a mic wearing a Bruce Hornsby Band t shirt
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 08/08/2026
score (ok fine Topps not score)
1989 Topps cards on a table: Jerome Walton and Frank Thomas rookie cards, Rickey Henderson and Joe Magrane cards
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 08/08/2026
1990 Donruss baseball cards atop an amplifier: Glen Davis, Larry Walker, Danny Darwin, Lance Johnson laying down an out, Jack Armstrong , Tommy Herr Diamond Ling and what we happened to Atlee Hammaker
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 08/08/2026
1990 Donruss cards : Brian Downing, Randy Johnson’s Mile Bielecki, Bryn Smith , George Bell and Kirk Gibson
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 08/08/2026
1990 Donruss is my favorite card set
1990 Donruss baseball cards atop a guitar amplifier: John Smoltz Diamond King, Ken Hill, Harold Barnes, Larry Andersen and my two favorites from the pack: Dwight Smith and Paul Molitor
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 1990s
Cover of Ass Ponys’ debut album Electric Rock Music

I have no idea what’s going on there , the cover, looks like a fish grandma would make for Christmas but that’s just a guess, my grandmothers died long before I was born
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 27/07/2026
we all know what he’d rather wear on TV
John Kruk on the David Letterman Late Show set in Steely Dan t-shirt, like the song, and a Sawyer Brown baseball cap. The shirt is tucked in, because he’s on tv. Dave is deep into his three breasted suit era, also this is in black and white
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 24/07/2026
left my laptop at home, just found out about Philly, now I have to leave this for a library
A beach in Michigan, sand and crashing waves and a lake that doesn’t have salt in it, and a George Milan book I just finished
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 19/07/2026
actors Ken Curtis and Noah Beery Jr.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 19/07/2026
16 minutes into an old Letterman, he's said "Buttafuoco" six times
TV's Dave Letterman, on set of his TV show in January 1993: https://youtu.be/pUix9qXXR5A
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 12/07/2026
Jake Tapper in a bucket hat picking over the remains of Lynyrd Skynyrd for 40k viewers on VH1 in 2002
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 02/07/2026
"didn't your uncle spend a few years on the Celtics" "that's right, Conan, that's right"
Jay Leno sits in chair next to Conan O'Brien
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 02/07/2026
title card reading THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS A REALISTIC DEPICTION OF FICTIONAL EVENTS.     NONE OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 02/07/2026
Boston Celtic (and Philadelphia Warrior) Ed Sadowski
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day! This handsome Raptor Pack is free to our next $100 yearly subscriber!
an ESPN Magazine from 2000, mailed to my dorm room and kept in good condition in the decades since, featuring Vince Carter on the cover nine basketball cards from the 1990s featuring a bevy of ex-Raptors plus Vancouver Grizzlies centre Bryant Reeves
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 01/07/2026
current Portland Trail Blazers roster pictured on the left:
Hockey team made up of all little guys on left, all big guys on the right.NES Hockey setup, team on left made up of all tiny players, team on right made up of the largest players
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 23/06/2026
plus Hawks, Bulls, Celtics, Wizards, Nets, Wolves: www.kdonhoops.com/giannis-fina...
the 1997 Atlanta Hawks displaying 1990s basketball, four guys on one side of the floor and six guys standing on the other.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 23/06/2026
biffed it with Lenny, shoulda gone with Laettner over KG (but I refuse to roll with stats) www.82-0.com/share?id=7lq...
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 23/06/2026
"post until it turns real" -- KD on hoops
Little was missed in the NBA world while traveling. Every time I checked in on social media, NBA writers and fans were still stuck trying to build the perfect team. Later I learned this was because of a game, and while we're here, anyone ever actually landed on the 1960s Atlanta Hawks?in my third spin after publishing this, I finally rolled an 1960s Atlanta Hawks!
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day
the view from a shoe insert test machine at your neighborhood pharmacist
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 21/06/2026
just bought this for a buck! i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dVk...
Adrian Belew on the cover of Sep. 1990 copy of Guitar Player, holding white Fender Stratocaster
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 18/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right
the Ewing’s pool from the view from the balcony above, where the Kristen Shepherd character fell to her death. Unconscionable choice for the writers, imo, but the show continued apace.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 14/06/2026
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 12/06/2026
onto Game 5!
outside photograph of the exterior front Southfork Ranch in Parker Texas
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 05/06/2026
Dan, you are everywhere
Picture from inside Spurs arena featuring sign that says “DEVINE NEXT 3 EXITS”
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 05/06/2026
are these those
can of spicy guacamole pringles that I bought on sale as a joke for the group chat I have with my wife and kids, now I’m using it for bsky. I don’t know if I will eat any because I recently turned 46 and have to watch what I eat on the road, I got a tuna bowl and some triscuits, broccoli and apples and some hummus, lots to write tonight and the budget tight
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 31/05/2026
From : https://theonion.com/pitchfork-gives-music-6-8-1819569318/

“We can only hope that [music] will begin to grow with its fans over the next few millennia,” Schreiber said. “If it can stick to what it does well, namely the song ‘Peg’ by Steely Dan, and Tuvan throat singing, then a sophomore effort will indeed be something to get excited about.”
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 29/05/2026
Marv Albert with toupee announces Beach Boys concert scheduled is cancelled Marv Albert with toupee announces Beach Boys concert scheduled is cancelled
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 28/05/2026
Conan O'Brien wears a suit and sits next to his guest who is also wearing a suit and a pair of denim briefs underneath his slacks.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 10/05/2026
NBA.com poll from May 2001 with 23,322 responses, asking who should be the top overall pick in the 2001 NBA draft, Shane Battier is the overwhelming winner with 68 percent of the vote ahead of Eddie Griffin (14 percent), Eddy Curry (12 percent) and eventual top overall pick Kwame Brown (six percent)
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 10/05/2026
Don Nelson sitting and giving a double thumbs-up, big Taurus energy
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 10/05/2026
1992 NBA draft lottery odds explanation, Minnesota with any colored balls, Houston with one, everyone's 1991-92 record on the right side
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 08/05/2026
JIMMY GOLDSTEIN'S HANDLER

We've all seen him. The dude sitting with dead-for-years Jimmy at playoff games.

There might be more than one dude, there may be rotating dudes, and there are definitely fewer female dates. The NBA probably asked Jimmy to stop bringing teenaged models to NBA games, asked him if he could find some dates with a smaller age discrepancy, instead maybe bring someone half Jimmy Goldstein's age to games. Then Jimmy said something about how hard it was to meet 60-something singles in Los Angeles and the NBA said what and Jimmy said you asked me to find someone half my age.

The handler? Make them put on the t-shirt. The Spurs t-shirt, with the colors. Or the Thunder t-shirt, all blue. They shouldn't get to sit without putting the t-shirt on.

They're being paid to put on the t-shirt. Put it on. Put the t-shirt on while Jimmy Goldstein watches.

Or maybe his eyes are just stuck like that because he's dead, hard to tell.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 08/05/2026
Vlade Divac saying "I am no longer irritating."
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 08/05/2026
picture of Vlade Divac framed on top of cursive "Vlade Divac" caption, in pool
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 06/05/2026
Becker: ...Nathanael West...

Fagen: ...Bruce Jay Friedman, Philip Roth, Vladimir Nabokov...

Becker: ...Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Southern, Thomas Pynchon...

Fagen: They were very big in New York at the time.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 06/05/2026
if you are Raptor/Magic/Hawks/Nuggets/Rockets fan I also talk about your team as well, but with less cursing, obvious pain.
six men in suits sitting around a table with caption '1992 IHSAA BOYS BASKETBALL PAIRINGS'
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 06/05/2026
RACE CITY USA
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 01/05/2026
hey, May
Brian May in a suit and bolo tie with no shirt playing the guitar he and his dad made while riding on a skateboard in the back lot of music video shoot in 1989
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 30/04/2026
subscribe now to read the rest of me yelling at the new Blazers owner: www.kdonhoops.com/rockets-look...
Don't call them cheap. Call them what they are, bad at business. These are not creative ways to save one million bucks. These are the most obvious things to do, ideas a child might develop.

These people aren't cheap, they spend money lavishly and inefficiently, but they are bad businesspeople. Tom Dundon especially, how else to explain his inability to compete with the other owners at this level?
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 29/04/2026
I use a band aid
basketball game on laptop obscured in upper left corner by band aid, hiding a scorebug
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 29/04/2026
subscribe now to read about the time Phil Jackson got himself caught up with a cult leader and refused to make a stink about it: www.kdonhoops.com/spurs-back-i...
“Of course I wouldn’t want to be associated with something tainted like that,” he said Tuesday when reached at his hotel in Vancouver. “But until these allegations are proven, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and not make a stink about it.”
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 29/04/2026
TANKING UPDATE
The NBA still left it so teams have an incentive to lose, so, no update
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 23/04/2026
tell ya what they keep reminding me of
Jake Tsakalidis, the talk of draft night in whatever draft that was, and his Suns uniform
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