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Dominus

@kdominus.bsky.social
135 followers 626 following 166 posts

Pudgy, short, middle-aged mom of teen boys. Also an attorney. Head of IT Transactions at F500 company. Looks can be deceiving.

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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Congrats on them spelling your name right.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every person in my family wore glasses or contacts. When I turn 30 my eye doctor told me to come back in 2 years when I would likely need glasses. He said that every 2 years for the next 12 years. At 44 he congratulated me for finally being on the other side of the advice. I got +1.00 readers.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Matt went to Dalton for HS. His distain isn’t for the liberal arts degree, his distain is for the poors who want a liberal arts degree. They need to know their place.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did someone say cheese?
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am so confused. “I know I did that awful thing I was accused of but that’s not me and I would never do that awful thing.”? The Caucasity of that woman.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
See, this is funny, because you explained why it was funny of him to say that.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rock Chalk my brother…
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you didn’t do anything illegal then you shouldn’t mind being punched in the face.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OMG! Someone do this in NYC! I will make Ranger Cookies!
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I had a baby shirt for my kids which was a fore sale sign which said $75 O.B.O. No one ever took me up on it.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They were pretty shocked. The new job is better everything-and I never would have applied if my manager had gone to bat for me.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
9 weeks ago, I was told I was not getting an earned promotion. Today I gave notice after securing a better job for much more money at a company I am super excited to work for.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look, if these kids don’t know enough to use a VPN or free data roaming, do they even deserve to be at an Ivy?
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wait, was Maria Bartiromo trans? Is that why she left? Her secret was discovered?
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I assume that is why people buy Cybertrucks as well.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This was always my issue with polyamory. One husband is enough to deal with, why would I want two?
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Custard only x2? What’s wrong with her. Is she ill?
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I wrote my senior college thesis on the sociology of depression era film comedies.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We’re cleaning out storage room boxes and my husband has reluctantly agreed that maybe he doesn’t need those Windows98 floppy disks.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
And this is why I am voting for him.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Reminds me of when Stephen King decided to write a book about following the Red Sox in 2004
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If young people voted, they would.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
100% this. And Bernie’s supporters and surrogates were also mean scolds who got belligerent if you asked questions. Mamdani encourages it. Bernie was incapable of compromise. Mamdani looks for compromise (please note TAX THE RICH).
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’d be more concerned about Talarico, if your wife has a “type”.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That was awesome!
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You realize, if the Knicks don’t win then either he or the city counsel has to repeal the bedtime moratorium.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Without context I have no idea what this factlet means
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
youtu.be/VHSdTFbU3Ts?...
youtu.be
1980s PSA - "We're Not Candy!"
YouTube video by ScribasDotCom
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Alison Janney will play their cult leader…
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
OMG, what a frickin’ snowflake. “Despite the fact that I am rich and have had multiple television shows on either network or premiere TV stations, I am incomplete because I did not get a present from a bunch of people.”
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This was always what I told my kids. We live in a very large city and it was entirely possible for the kids to get lost. Find a Mom and ask her for help. Moms can always help.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Completely agree. I don’t have an issue with it, my issue is it was not done correctly via legal process and the current version of it which has been shared relies on TARDIS technology
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Yeah, George is running for Congress in my voting district. I like George, I really do, but there is no way in heck that I am voting for him instead of actual Democrats.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My Nibblet had just been accepted there and would have loved to accept except she was worried about this exact thing. The bigger issue is that Hampshire never managed their money well, never grew their endowment, and made several bad financial decisions. COVID didn’t help. It’s so sad.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’ll read this later…
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
As an official sourdough bread taster, certified by the In My Belly school of sourdough certifications I believe you need to send me that to ensure proper evaluation.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’ve been to that in and out!
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
What if we already live in NYC?
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Awash on 106 and Amsterdam is awesome.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So the Kristi Noem voter
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Gold!!!!!
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Reminds me of how all these guys were claiming the pussy hats were being produced by china because they could not fathom the number of women who knew how to knit and how quickly they could make those hats.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Everyone will be jealous. You should get rid of those cakes immediately! I will be happy to assist.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Cut.It.Out
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Can’t wait until my white 1550 SAT getting husband starts teaching at Harvard.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
He’s 16, so sarcastic. Just like Mom. (Me)
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I read this too my son yesterday at about 11:30 and advised him he only had 30 minutes left. When midnight rolled around he looked at me and said “See, 2026 is already not delivering on its promise.”
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I know, I can’t wait to complain. On the other hand, he keeps appointing supremely competent people to important jobs. I can’t tell you how excited I am about Kumar Samuels.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My friend did this a couple of years ago. They had a big New Year’s Eve party which started at 3. At 7 we all celebrated New Years in Paris and then we all went home. Their daughter was 7 at the time, it was perfect.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I had just run out to buy some basil and come back to my building and jumped into the elevator as it was closing. In the Elevator was Richard Belzer, and we had a lovely conversation about how nice fresh basil smells.
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