Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 4hAny word on whether congressional leaders – 1) are set on convening the 120th Congress on Jan 3, 2027, 2) are planning to change the date b/c that's on a Sunday, or 3) haven't considered it either way? #HRules #SRules 110
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 5hThey're on an Amazon Prime flash sale now for $79.99! bsky.app/profile/kdby... 020
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 6hTrump, today at the White House – MARS ATTACKS! 2150
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 7hFUN FACT: Every day Trump doesn't obliterate the world, he credits himself with stopping the obliteration of the world. 011
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I couldn't help but notice Senator Moreno (R-OH) didn't say WHO he voted for – not for governor, not for US Senate, and not in his local race for the US House. 032
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When they played checkers while the world plays chess. 020
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Some Georgia voters (apparently Republican) think something illegal is going on b/c they've received absentee ballot applications. > Except they're not illegal, as they're not pre-filled with the person's name, address, etc, and they carry a required disclaimer. > They were sent by Republicans. 🤯 041
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Trumpie, you're doing a heck of a job." 041
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026While it seems I didn't beat Poland to this, it may have first come to mind when I saw these two confirmations of the same person to the same seat at the CPSC in 2017. 120
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He looks like Zeppo Marx. She looks like Harpo. 000
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Problem there is that the 2/3 requirement is explicitly in the Constitution. 210
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Republicans are John Cleese in the dead-parrot sketch. Or they're the parrot. 110
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026NEWS: David Ellison has an account on X. 021
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This take is sad. But true (plus, of course, applicable in so many races). And I love it. calmatters.org/politics/202... 121
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026HOT TAKE: Should the House ever decide to impeach Jared Kushner Trump, at least one article of impeachment should include at least one charge of "Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors" from his conduct during Trump I – ie, when he was a federal employee. #HRules 052
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For anyone just tuning in: If late-arriving or rejected ballots would change the outcome in a House/Senate race, the H/S may decide to count them. Otoh, if counting late-arriving or "questionable" ballots "changed the outcome," the H/S may decide to remove them from the count. Though of course... 110
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can't help but wonder if the fire alarm should be included. And the man twiddling his thumbs. 000
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What's funny to me about this (being of a certain age): Trump's pitching Paxton, Ramaswamy, and Husted like it's the 1970s and they're Listerine. WARNER-LAMBERT: "The taste people hate. Twice a day." TRUMP: "Even if you hate them, vote for them." bsky.app/profile/atru... 110
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FUN FACT: In 1987, when the White House asked ABC, NBC, and CBS to provide time for Reagan to give a speech in support of Bork's Supreme Court nomination and the networks declined, neither the White House nor the FCC threatened the networks' O&O licenses. 😳 As close as it got… 1114
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026TIL: Per Bill Melugin of Fox News, we either had no president in 2017, or we had one but Melugin can't recall his name. 010
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How? Like this: In 1876, right before the House was set to impeach him, Sec'y of War William Belknap resigned – but the House still impeached him. (note the published proceedings of his Senate trial refer to him as the "LATE Secretary of War") A majority voted to convict, but not the needed 2/3. 010
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In Jurney v. MacCracken (1935), the Supreme Court upheld Congress' right to punish private citizens for contempt. In that case, the Senate – after finding two men in contempt of Congress – had them held *in the DC jail* for 10 days. 2135
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"The [50-state] survey also showed likely Republican gains in the House and Senate, but nowhere near the numbers needed to topple Democratic control of Congress." NARRATOR: Republicans picked up 12 Senate seats, taking the majority for the first time since 1955, 53–47. 011
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026OPM – Other People's Money. 🤦🏻♂️ bsky.app/profile/bcfi... 020
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The nut of the Schmitt debacle (apart from Schmitt, himself 🥁) reminds me of a riddle that (afaik) emerged around 1970. And it was such a brainteaser – at the time – it was featured in an episode of "All in the Family". 140
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Of the 7 men on the Joint Chiefs in Nov 2024, 1 was bald, 2 were bald on top, 1 was balding. Of the 8 men in Sept 2025, 2 were bald on top, 2 were balding. In Jan 2026, not one was bald or bald on top, 2 were balding, and of those 2, Hegseth has since fired 1 of them. So, no beardos or baldies. 241
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes, though I wouldn't blame any member of the public for thinking otherwise. #HRules #SAVEAct bsky.app/profile/ring... 020
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No short title for Section 3! 😳 #SaveAct #HRules #SRules 140
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Coming to FOX in January – "Grant Gordon", a black comedy about Gordon Spikes, a political appointee at NIH whose job is denying funding to researchers working on promising cures for disabling and fatal diseases. 021
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hegseth loves dropping applause lines on stage, then pausing for it, in settings where, at least by now, he must know the protocol is for the audience not to applaud. Or maybe he's envisioning, like he did on Fox News, that people are clapping at home. Or that they'll fix it in post. 041
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Or maybe it was Kennedy, himself, because as he was speaking, I found myself wanting to throw up in his mouth, too. 150
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Smells like another venture that will be bringing in Trump, Inc, as an "investor". 120
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trump threatened to attack Venezuela… then he did attack. Trump threatened to attack Iran… then he did attack. Trump's threatened to attack Canada… yet this guy says it's silly to think it will happen. 173
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes. Even if it seems sophomoric. (the Naked Gun movies had huge audiences; many are still alive 🤯) MAGA had people laughing at any photo of Biden simply eating ice cream. And Dems don't have slogans. Positive or negative. No version of "Make America Great Again". No version of "Trump Dividend". 🤦🏻♂️ 030
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What??? It will happen right after those LCD screens start rolling off the Foxconn assembly line. 052
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And let's recall Trump's $10B Foxconn LCD screen manufacturing plant in Wisconsin. 180
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Also, one of Alito's recusals he later called "inadvertent" – which, if it were actually true, should be embarrassing. 011
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Could Trump's Iowa steel mill be Foxconn 2? 032
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Railroad crossing, look out for the cars. How do you spell it without any Rs? 020