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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

This sleek look would be even better with ear protection and a piercing whistle.

Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Boy, sure would be a shame if people brought loud AF whistles to where ICE was doing their horrible bullshit. I'm certainly not linking how to make them with a 3D printer or to a post with more resources in the comments.

Picture of a pile of brightly colored loud whistles

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Happy Turkey Day, y'all I hope there is something in your life to be thankful for, both today and every day going forward!

A fake Little Caesar's pizza add displaying a pizza where the meats, peppers and olives have been arranged to create a turkey image. The top text reads "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" and the bottom text reads "$5 Fucked Up Turkey Pizza" with a *. The * text reads "lol you'd think we would use turkey meat for this but nah, we're cheap and so are you"

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Best photoshop I've seen in a while

Batman is describing the plot of a Freakazoid episode to Flash, Superman and Wonder Woman as they sit together in a plane to uproarious laughter from the others. He is specifically describing the Candjack episode and makes the mistake of saying his na-

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

The New Adventures of Superman & Clark

A Tumblr screenshot that reads: "People get so confused trying to figure out the Lois/Clark/Superman situation that somehow they come to the conclusion that Clark is cheating on Lois with Superman. I mean Lois clearly has nothing to hide, every from here to Krypton's seen Superman fly her with a chaste hand around her waist. But Clark puts an awful lot of effort into making sure no one ever gets a pic of him and Superman together. What is he worried Lois will see?!? People shake their heads sadly every time Superman visits the Daily Planet and then Clark emerges from a closet disheveled and tucking his shirt back into his pants. But if Lois won't see it, there's nothing they can do."

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I made a shocking discovery today. Lucky the Leprechaun has a multitude of canonical superpowers that derive from his marshmallows. His attempts to prevent his cereal from falling into the hands of thieving kids no longer seems whimsical or selfish. Such power should not be held by mortal children.

The back of the Lucky Charms cereal box showing Lucky the Leprechauns unleashing his spectrum of entirely marshmallow based superpowers. Each different shape/color grants a different ability, so named in each facet of the "rainbow." Hearts = granting life to the inanimate, Stars = flight, Horsehoes = superspeed/time acceleration(?), Clovers = good luck, Moons = Invisibility, Unicorns = Color manipulation, Rainbows = Teleportation, Balloons = Floating. This is insanity.

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

If you see this, post Jack Kirby art.

Jack Kirby's incredible splash page showing Mister Fantastic floating in a surreal landscape of concentric circles and strange spheres. Reed is saying "I've done it! I'm drifting into a world of limitless dimensions! It's the crossroads of infinity - the junction to everywhere!"

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

A quote from the creator of Star Trek for y'all to share when any dipshit out there starts bellyaching about Star Trek being "woke." It stuns me how many idiots miss the fucking point of the things they claim to like.

A symbol of the Star Trek badge with the quote "It's impossible to fear diversity and to enter the future at the same time." from Gene Roddenberry

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

To be fair, I know a lot of Marvel fans who talk shit about Xavier's child soldiers (mostly about asshole Xavier, not the self-defense training), but it does tickle me that Marvel just retconned Captain America's chipper teen sidekick into a murder machine and everyone was mostly fine with that.

DC fans: BATMAN MAKES CHILD SOLDIERS! ALL THE ROBINS ARE CHILD SOLDIERS! BATMAN IS A BAD PERSON CUS HE MAKES CHILD SOLDIERS!
Marvel Fans: This is Bucky Barnes he's a literal child soldier for the US army. They got him a little dress uniform and everything. He's so cool. This is Charles Xavier's child soldier school, every once in a while we get a new class of them! Aren't comics fun!

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

“You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?” (in that order)

The poster for the white guy who loves jazz musical La La Land

The poster for the white guy who loves jazz drama Whiplash

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

One of my good friends is currently living in his car w his cat, Tigger (pictured), and they might lose what little home they have left w/o support. If you can afford to donate even just a little bit, I'd really appreciate it! GoFundMe link is in the comments to appease the stupid algorithm.

An adorable orange and white cat named TIgger surveys his car home

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I made this because it is what I am always thinking every time I interact with the Harassment Owl

Muscular arms clasping hands meme. The hands say "Nothing and no one should be inherently gendered!" The left arm reads "Me enthusiastically supporting my trans and enby friends" while the right arm reads "Me shouting at the Duolingo Owl while trying to learn French"

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Finally got a hold of @ryannorth.ca 's Star Trek: Lower Decks Warp Your Own Way and it was fan-freaking-tastic! Absolutely as amazing as you would imagine a Choose Your Own Adventure Lower Decks romp written by Ryan North would be! 11/10! (Buy it now, turn to page 38. Ignore this, turn to page 82)

The cover to the graphic novel Star Trek: Lower Decks - Warp Your Own Way. It depicts the awesome Beckett Mariner and the other Lower Decks crew falling through space as various shots of Beckett Mariner and weirdness are portrayed maze style with conflicting arrows.

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

If anyone out here in Bluesky land is interested in trying out my fave PbtA horror RPG Monster of the Week from @evilhat.bsky.social games OR interested in a campaign set in a city that's 2 parts Gotham City to 1 part Boston, I have good news! I'm running both over on StartPlaying! Links in replies!

The cover of the horror RPG Monster of the Week. It depicts a huge, eyeless yellow monster with rows of teeth and tentacles attacking valiant would be monster hunters. The monster hunters include a little girl floating and using magical abilities, a well-armed individual in tactical gear trapped in tentacle's grasp and another hunter slashing the monster with a big sword.

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

An image of Time Lord Mary Poppins using her sonic umbrella to float in the air

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Having loved @ceejthemoment.bsky.social's previous pitch black tale of a L.A. serial killer "Maeve Fly" immensely, I picked this up right away. A naive teen girl attempts to survive a plague that ramps up libido to feral levels & all the monsters it enables. Pageturning, disturbing & powerful 10/10

The cover of CJ Leede's horror novel American Rapture

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Post a character you like and I don't like tagging people, so every body play.

She-Hulk in a black cocktail dress and yellow heels tearing open her comic panel while complaining bitterly about the quality of the comic she is in, predating Deadpool's 4th wall shenanigans by a fair margin.

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

2nd read of 2025 - Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros I'd seen a lot of talk about this one and so I picked it up out of curiosity. Solid romantasy w dragons, spicy sex scenes and a dark academic setting. I can see why people are big fans and I can see why others are critical. I liked it, tropes and all

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

The fact that this adorable lil' guy is now apparently part of a video game making people furious with his attacks makes me laugh and laugh

A picture of the adorable Marvel creation Jeff the Land Shark wearing a dolphin onesie while running across the beach and smiling with text. The text reads: "There is no meme. Just Jeff the Land Shark, keeping you company so you don't feel alone and to remind you that you are loved! I hope seeing this makes your day a little better. Have a wonderful day!"

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

My pal @shurwitt.bsky.social posts reviews of all the books he reads in a year and I thought I might as well do the same bc it seems fun! 2025's 1st read was Red Sonja: Consumed by the incomparable @gailsimone.bsky.social! Unsurprisingly amazing! Full of great horror, battles and smooching! 10/10

The cover of Gail Simone's first novel Red Sonja: Consumed, showing a lock of long red hair and colorful braids curling around the hilt and blade of a gold and silver sword. The sword is battle damaged but gleaming with a golden horse's head at the top of the hilt.

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

See also our shitshow reaction to Covid and Long Covid

A screenshot of a Tweet from Jason Hickel that reads "The climate crisis reveals that our civilization has never really been organized around science, contrary to the usual Enlightment narrative. It is organized around capital. Science is embraced when it serves the interests of capital, and is often ignored when it does not."

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Here's hoping everyone stays safe during *squints at graphic* Winter Storm Upside-Down Shark Dick

A winter storm warning on a map covering from all of Kansas to the edge of West Virginia that is both bright pink and shaped like a giant phallus with a shark fin on the bottom just before the head of said dick

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Talk shit all you want about Guy Gardener and the new Superman trailer (I'm psyched, personally) but anything that gets us one step closer to immortalizing this scene in a cinematic way is a net positive for humanity

The classic Justice League International scene where Batman takes out Guy Gardner with a single punch and Black Canary is sad she missed it

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

A partially deflated but still somewhat life sized and human shaped Batman balloon perches watchfully over a case of frozen burritos.

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Quote this with who you’d be in Star Trek (if I'm being brutally honest, it was either this or Mark Twain)

Ensign Bradward Boimler looking typically anxiety ridden as an alien being draws something on his forehead

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

Just dropped my newest MotW Mystery! If you know any #RPG fans who love #MotW please take a look! Link in reply to please the algorithm!

A spook humanoid shadow creature in a suit with a giant eel head stands in front of a distressed American flag. The eel man's giant toothy maw is full of screaming human faces. The text reads "Memento Moray" and describes the new module from Brazen Inky Diva Games

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

VENMO: venmo.com/u/KD-Bryan PAYPAL: paypal.me/KDBryan20X6 And my Zelle is the attached photo (generally preferred bc my credit union has it baked into their app) Please share if you can't afford to send anything my way. General support and kind words are also deeply appreciated.

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

Hope y'all are having a lovely holiday and, if not, here's a meme or two to laugh at while you're hiding in the bathroom

Two possums dressed in Christmas attire, accompanied by a spoof of Deck The Halls:
"Deck the halls with screaming possums,
AAAA AA AAAA AA AA AAA AA
Possums are just really awesome
AAAA AA AAAA AA AA AAA AA
Eating ticks, not getting rabies
AAAA AA AAAA AA AA AAA AA
Mommas carry lots of babies
AAAA AA AAAA AA AA AAA AA!"

The folks at Wal-Mart accidentally fomenting violent revolution against Christmas by placing a sign that reads "Light Up Christmas" above several jolly red containers of gasoline

Two nativity infants, one normal with the caption "Holy Infant So Tender and Mld" and the other one a bright red with the caption "Holy Infant Flamin' Hot"

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

"So, what spells can I cast as a 1st level Bard?"

The accounts "View Porn" and "Sense Certainty" coincidentally appearing in my new follower box on the same day, resulting in a punchline to a stupid joke I couldn't resist

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

It probably says something bad about me that my teen self was all about emulating Spider-Man - using humor to hide all my insecurities - but my adult self is now also basically Peter B. Parker, using humor to hide my depression over bad life decisions. Anyways, here's Spider-Man

Peter B. Parker sucking ketchup of his fingers from the first Spider-Verse movie, basically a sad gremlin Spider-Man and I love/am him

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Phoenix Bryan @kdbryan.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

I genuinely love how Poison Ivy has changed from villain to anti-hero over the years without changing a single one of her core beliefs.

Poison Ivy killing a screaming CEO by attacking him with large vines while stating "The world can't survive without the bees... but the world will never miss a greedy CEO."

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