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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Idea: Using yogurt cups as shoes?

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Boyd vs bird vs byrd vs burd vs berd vs bread vs burb vs bub vs ...

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Spilled chocolate into my sleeve and was promptly bitten by a plump German fellow

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Tried to shake a ghost's hand but reached straight through into the gravy boat behind him

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

A bird's nest has fallen onto my head

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Seething with rage that we have ghost, mummy, robot, frankensteins, draculas, bigfoots etc movies but I'm here scrolling through Netflix and can't find one skeleton film.

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

remember that episode from are you afraid of the dark where the ghost was cold

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I trickle my faucets every night this is literally my Superbowl

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Being haunted by somebody else's grandma

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Forced by mother to care for a boy made of wax. I suspect she wishes he were her real son. Tonight I begin planning his demise.

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I'm in possession of numerous illegal meatballs

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

4 pairs of pants that can stand up on their own

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

There are very few, if any, job postings for bird boy on LinkedIn

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I'm not going to check, but I'm fairly certain there's an old man in my closet

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Following today's events, I only have one (1) dry pair of slacks left

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Reconsidering my laptop burning business for grandpas

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

The neighborhood boy recently found out how to construct an arabian bullwhip, I'm no longer safe

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Cornered in a dark alley by 3 bimbos

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

My doctor yelled at me when my test results came back normal

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Got caught practicing kissing with a mackerel in the boy's bathroom

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Been stuck in the same pair of slacks for 13 days

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I wasn't in the market for a fire pit until I came across this listing

a Facebook marketplace listing with a photo of a man sitting in a fire pit

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

A swarm of rats just tried to push me into the oven while I was checking on my cookies.

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Three pairs of panties hidden in my lunchbox. Unknown origin.

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I've been haunted by the ghost of a malevolent beekeeper for years

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Came home only to discover 200 bees waiting for me

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Hunter Biden palm pilot you won't believe the sick shit on this

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Kicked out of the men's rights club now all I have left is boy's rights and they won't let me in.

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Cornered in an alley by a pack of teacup pigs

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Extremely interested in vomiting on the vomit comet

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Experiencing a surge of power by letting NO ONE reply to this post.

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

There are NO Republican birds 🫡🦅

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I think you're a cunt. We will never forget what you've done. The birds will never forgive you.

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Using local law loopholes to amass an unreasonable number of birds

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

There are NO Republican birds 🫡🦅

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Somebody left a poop covered in sequins on my desk again

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Found a clam in my bed last night the merman transformation has begun

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Cornered by a boy in a rat costume on the subway, he forced me to shake his sticky hand

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Slipped in the bathroom straight into the urinal almost touched the cake

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Oh this bag? It's full of... BIRDS ::birds fly out of bag into your face and hair::

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Starting off a business meeting with a soaking wet handshake

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

The sky will no longer be blue it will be blacked out by my army of birds

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Had a dream I was a bird then woke up covered in seeds

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

There's a fate worse than death it's me unleashing a billion birds in your house

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K.Danger 🐦 @kdanger.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

You're trapped in a bathroom filled with 100 angry chickadees what do you do

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