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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I've been noticing a few employees indulging themselves in such distracting tomfoolery on a site known as "strawpage". Now they are trying to convince me that perhaps it'd be a good means to facilitate communications with the public...

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

...It would appear falsifications are being spread around. No, the ampoules do not cause you to have Mountain Dew, Monster, nor the very same substance found within glow sticks within your system. I pity those who are unable to differentiate tall tales with reality...

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Hmm. It's been a bit quiet around here lately. Outside, it would appear people are moving quite sluggish due to the heat. Luckily we keep the facilities here air conditioned pretty decently. After all, can't let my dear scientists pass out from heat exhaustion.

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

...How interesting. I thought you had left this mortal plane, Donbaek. Can't say this is a lovely surprise, something I'm sure you would at least agree with.

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Became quite curious and decided to look into this "Wcity"- what appears to be an open collaboration of which citizens of the City can make small drawings near various areas of the City. I am not sure who created the strange looking chicken near our district, but I will admit it gave me a chuckle.

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Recently, I got to personally meet with a few new interns brought in to help lessen the burden of our dear hardworking researchers. It is always interesting to see the comparison- those still green around the ears and those far better adjusted to their roles here.

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

It would appear someone has hijacked the intercom inside of the facility. While we all enjoy a good prank here and there, it would appear this is causing staff to be anything but productive. Between either wearing a pair of earbuds or even outright smashing the speakers...

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

It has come to my attention there are those who are attempting to shoot down K Corp's drones using nothing but slingshots and rocks. To ensure our machinery is not suited for any condition would only display us as incompetent. Such things shall not terminate our equipment that easily.

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

In favor of the summer spirit, we are temporarily decreasing the amount of time needed to work from 70 hours to 60 hours. While I would love to decrease it even further, I believe the true joy is within providing the City with the care it deserves.

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Alfonso, K Corp Director @kcorpofficial.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Alfonso and current director of K Corp, District 11's loving Wing. In an attempt to connect with others and spread the word for what we do for the City, I have decided to create an account on social media. I look forward to our time together.

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