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Kamil Choudhury

@kchoudhu.anserinae.net
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Financial programmer looking for eternal bliss, divine rest and ten thousand dollars cash.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 24/09/2026
I’m back here for #lesbianbar takes, where are the best ones.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 25/08/2026
Surely nothing untoward will happen when a bunch of sailors stuck on a boat for 250 days end up in Phuket. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
usatoday.com
USS Abraham Lincoln headed for port in Thailand after 250 days at sea
Crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln spent months without a port call. Texts shared by family members show that's about to change.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 24/08/2026
every time i have to listen to scott bessent speak
wolverine picture frame meme with mnuchin and his wife holding treasury bill sheets
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 24/08/2026
Just incredible levels of cope in this oped from Bessent.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 21/08/2026
This isn’t news, we literally watched it happen live on X. The modern press’ continuous inability to timely put two and two together reinforces my prior that they are nothing more than regime press release amplifiers.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 21/08/2026
Honestly p(doom)=1 sounds pretty good if it shuts the AI people up.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 21/08/2026
It seems like you guys are really bad at doing your jobs! We're going to outsource the shit outta you until the McDouble costs $1 again.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 21/08/2026
The price of beef loses the GOP the midterms and the presidency right?
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 21/08/2026
Half the kids at new school orientation in DC-ish for my daughter are State Department refugees from the Middle East. It's like we never left Qatar.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 22/07/2026
Note the sequence of events: 1. Overt corruption 2. Protests by civil society 3. Course correction by leadership 4. Best candidate chosen. It’s an incredible victory for civil society in a world where the idea of civil society has turned into a punchline.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 06/07/2026
The only equitable solution is for Belgium to cut the United States off from SWIFT.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 29/06/2026
The bananas part of the NY13 mess is that you can hijack a Congressional district by persuading 30K morons to vote for you in a district with 450K possible voters.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 25/06/2026
Hey I found @diegoatlaw.bsky.social On Here again, hi!
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 24/06/2026
She's still got it.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 24/06/2026
Tfw you start implementing the underspecified item 17/19 in the project plan and suddenly you are on item 17/34.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 23/06/2026
Edinburgh: 6/28-7/3 Madrid: 7/3-7/8 Do I know anyone there?
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 22/06/2026
So stubhub just out there letting you short tickets without a locate?
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 27/05/2026
This is the dumbest fucking timeline.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 26/05/2026
The interdiction of Russian logistics in the south makes this an ideal time for the Ukrainians to resume the Kursk offensive.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 18/05/2026
Fat, middle aged uncles cannot resist the temptation of heavily armed men abducting their political opponents from bed at gunpoint at two in the morning. Global phenomenon. bdnews24.com/bangladesh/af518c31434d
bdnews24.com
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 28/04/2026
Are Linkedin groupchats a thing.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 20/04/2026
All financial crises are liquidity crises. It doesn't matter if you have a trillion dollars, the only question is what do you have right this moment that is acceptable to counterparties?
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 19/04/2026
I feel like this downtime schedule for a website is more complicated than simply coding the site to stay up at all times.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 18/04/2026
I am afraid my household has been Rockypilled "amaze amaze amaze" "dirty dirty dirty dirty, this room for garbage, question"
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 17/04/2026
You can do incredible things with small amounts of money in the developing world. What do you mean I can pay for all three years of your son's college education for under $2500.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 10/04/2026
France is what California could be if it had a world class city. Thank you, I will not be taking further questions at this time.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 08/04/2026
Do you expect me to believe that anyone in the confederacy of retards that comprises this administration knows what the Avignon Papacy is.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 08/04/2026
With the Iranians tolling the shit out of the Strait of Hormuz the stage is being set for some spaceship engineer in the 29th century wondering why no starship is wider than 24 miles.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 08/04/2026
Strip mining the carcass of a dying empire is going to be so fucking lucrative.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 08/04/2026
Only Trump could engineer a 25% increase in a country's GDP by declaring war on it.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 01/04/2026
I am convinced that the most damaging thing math educators do in early years is try to show the intuition behind multiplying and dividing fractions.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 30/03/2026
Busker: C’est une chanson de notre jeunese, une chanson sentimentale. *plays opening bars of Smashmouth’s All Star*
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 10/03/2026
I think we need to discuss what I have taken to calling the Political Economy of SPX 6900.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 09/03/2026
Missile Movie: noun. Movie chosen before bedtime to be put on by dad at 3AM when the alert is received to shelter in place from missiles.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 06/03/2026
Tfw your credit card company cares more about you than your government.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 06/03/2026
If the impact of the Hormuz shutdown is going to be felt exclusively by the Chinese, why don't they insure cargos and send escorts to get their oil. Third rate power.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 05/03/2026
Mark Zuckerberg hit on my girlfriend.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 04/03/2026
Hang on: do people think that cooks, deckhands and engineers on naval vessels are non-uniformed personnel that cannot be targeted?
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 04/03/2026
"I feel like nothing has happened in a while." "I'm sorry, are you complaining that the Iranians haven't bombed us today."
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 03/03/2026
We are about to see the complete normalization of antisemitism in American politics.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 03/03/2026
Wife: "Hey this look at this @flightradar24.com site, you can monitor airplanes coming in and out of Doha airport." How do I gently fan these embers of Monitoring The Situation in her heart?
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 02/03/2026
Other Happenings revealed the problem, but looking at some of your responses to people like me being unhappy about being targeted by [waves at all this] has crystallized my opinion that a good chunk of you are, in fact, cretins.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 02/03/2026
This is KO risk for the GCC: these countries are entirely dependent on power and desalinated water. Iran going after these things is an existential threat, Qatar and other targeted countries have NO CHOICE but to ally with the US and respond in force.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 01/03/2026
So you want to do regime change in Iran.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 01/03/2026
I do not enjoy being under Iranian missile fire but the fundamental reality remains that the barrages are a direct result of the kayfabe president starting a fight with no plan for the future other than boosting tv ratings.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 28/02/2026
I gotta say, the folks over at Facebook advertising have a wicked sense of humor lol. (I am currently in Doha, which is being bombed by Iran)
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 28/02/2026
Yeah, this is a handout to Russia.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 28/02/2026
Here we fucking go again.
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Kamil Choudhury @kchoudhu.anserinae.net · 27/02/2026
Imagine having a choice between kicking off a war with Iran and choosing to mediate a government IT contract dispute… and choosing the contract dispute.
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