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short girls REALLY need to come together and fight against this fucking drop waist formal dress pandemic. They make me look like 90% torso.

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We’re never beating the refs allegations. Lol.

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We about to be waitin’ all day for Monday morning….

It’s absolutely the worst when you have no choice but to try and win this way. Ew.

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These politics ads are literally from Parks & Rec.

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This is such a 2020-2023 headline.

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Jonathan Taylor is a problem. Lol.

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Bahahaha COLLINSWORTH JUST CALLED K9 THICK

K9 literally looked like he was jogging on that casual 10 yards.

Oh no….other fans are gonna HATE that intro. LOL

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ALT: Spongebob Kicking Feet

Sports News the morning after an absolute ass kicking is just the bestest.

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Spongebob Kicking Feet

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Now Tech N9ne needs to do a song about K9.

That 118db spike was ABSOLUTELY when Patrick was introduced. I could feel it vibrating my whole body it was so loud.

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I forgot what it feels like to have a good running back.

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Went into a Panera for the first time in years, and man….they really have bastardized that place. It used to be SUCH a vibe. The shitrification of all our beloved old haunts makes me so sad.

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Please someone ban those fucking bro door-to-door salesmen on those stupid ass hoverboards. like, idk why it fills me with rage.

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just wanted to come on here and say FUCK YOU to the Plymouth County district attorney Tim Cruz.

Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I have never watched anything with such fervor as I do with my puppy’s daycare cameras. It brings me so much joy to my heart….but also, every school has a bully, and I’m glad it’s not my kid. 😂

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

EVERYONE WATCH THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE NEW TED LASSO SERIES BECAUSE IT’S A LOVE LETTER TO KANSAS CITY AND ITS INCREDIBLE

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Welp, I have never been prouder of my city than after watching that Ted Lasso episode. Jesus Christ, Jason.

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Long Tears

ALT: Long Tears

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I am so tempted to send a picture of my dogs butthole to all these unsolicited political texts. Also, congrats Missouri and Kansas on the middle finger to these republifucks.

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Someone said the new chiefs stadium looks like a pringles can, and we are never gonna live that down. ever. I can’t unsee it: it’s the dome…just stick on a mustache. Andy is the pringles man…in accordance with prophecy.

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

god….it must be so nice to have grown up with emotionally mature parents…like, what the fuck is that even like?

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Why couldn’t WE score 3 goals in the last 10 minutes? SMH😕

Hey, it’s REAL football season now….AMIRIGHT!!?

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In the famous lyrics of Brandy….Almost doesn’t count.

This is why I bought other countries jerseys and not ours. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hey….That was a fun 5 seconds.

That was fun while it lasted.

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IM ONLY EATING AMERICAN WAFFLES TONIGHT MFERS

Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Nothing brings the entire world together quite like hating England.

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why does every English name sound like it was created on a British name generator? These are not real names.

Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’m disappointed that Hips don’t lie isn’t the Colombian national anthem.

Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Wait…was it a catch…or not? Soccer rules baffle me.

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Just heard the Spanish version of the Menards theme song and that’s the only way I’m singing it from now on.

Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Good job guys…now all you gotta do is beat Belgium, probably Portugal, Spain and France to make that final. 😬😬😬

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Why is the Argentinian flag sun giving so much sass!? WERK, GIRL!

Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I want a ship called the Bitchfist so bad. #HOTD

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I was unaware of how many times these dudes accidentally score in their own goals for the opposing team. It’s kindof hilarious.

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Alicia @kcgoddess29.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Flopping in professional sports should be illegal. Straight to jail. it’s so absurd on another level, and now I remember why I don’t really watch soccer. The women don’t do it NEARLY as much.