Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A. Totally closeted. 100%. B. Most punchable face in government. C. Most punchable dick in government. D. War criminal. 010
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Watch from 1:20. I think Ossoff might have won the 2028 nomination with his questioning about the 2020 election...right before a speech in which The Shambolic Thing in the Oval Office will probably declare that he's an illegitimate senator. www.11alive.com/article/news...11alive.com 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It will be a big blue November, but I doubt Florida will flip. Rs lead Ds in registration 5,542,778 to 4,027,885. However, there are also 3.3 million independents, and if they break strongly for Democrats, maaaaaybe. But I'm not holding my breath. 160
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026He really showed his true colors, didn't he? Not a lick of "I take full responsibility" or apology. Just blaming "THE SYSTEM." This just shows again that politics isn't for amateurs. It's serious business to run, to win, and to govern. 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Democrats: "We fire our candidates accused of rape. Republicans elect theirs president." 171
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026They shouldn't be. This will work out well for the Democrats. We'll replace Platner with a qualified, vetted candidate in an orderly process and avoid the disaster of this coming out in October. Plus, now Dems can say, "We fire our accused rapists. Republicans elect theirs President." 120
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026To be fair, paper clips are incomprehensible to Trump. 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Well, all that masturbating to pictures of Hitler burns a shit ton of calories. 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDQX...youtube.comAnd Now This: John Oliver Wants to Fuck That HorseYouTube video by Rather Not II 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026What they don't seem to understand, these masked little boys whose daddies didn't love them, these self-hating Christians without the guts to come out, is that this doesn't make them look tough. It doesn't make us afraid. It makes them look weak and pathetic and ridiculous. We're laughing at them. 1208
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026She's tougher than all those Nazi man-babies put together. And her "I can't EVEN" expression is perfection. 071
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026And tomorrow, he'll get death threats from so-called MAGA Christians, and 1/3 of his congregation will leave the church in protest...and he'll still be 1000% right. This is July 4 patriotism, calling this country out for its many, many, countless sins ignored in service to self-righteousness. 2212
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think you're missing the point. He's calling out alleged "Christians" for supporting policies that are the opposite of the religion they claim to follow. 060
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The new InfoWars, run by The Onion. As twisted, weird and wonderful as you thought it might be, it's better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnz6...youtube.comALEX JONES IS DEAD - Real InfoWars Livestream YouTube video by InfoWars 020
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026A disgusting maggot is spreading in Texas. In other news, screwworms are attacking cows. 020
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I cannot wait to see him get endlessly booed by 20,000 people until he storms off like...well, like a little bitch running away from a female journalist because she asks a question that hurts his fee-fees. 2130
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026It's a journalist's JOB to antagonize elected officials, especially the president. 070
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I know that I associate strength, resolve, toughness, and big-dicked manliness with diva-storming off a set like Norma Desmond because some mean woman had the nerve to say something to you that wasn't, "Mr. President, we're so lucky to have you as our leader." 030
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026How to scream, "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOVE ME! PLEASE SOMEONE, LOVE ME! PLEASE DADDY, LOOK DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! I'M IMPORTANT!" ...without actually screaming all that shit. 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I love this so much. Want to do it. www.nationalpilgrimage.usnationalpilgrimage.usNATIONAL PILGRIMAGE June 9 – July 9, 2026 | Rochester, NY - Chicago, IL 020
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Thomas Massie, who Trump despises (a point in his favor) is a character, farmer, and inventor who designed and built a solar-powered mobile chicken coop that moves an inch per hour so the chickens always have fresh grass. Its name? The "Clucks Capacitor." I'll just leave this here. 010
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Tell me you're an entitled, out of touch asshole without telling me you're an entitled, out of touch asshole. 020
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Trump is the walking (well, waddling) embodiment of the phrase, "Be careful what you wish for." 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I’m already planning the 7-day street party for when he dies. 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026But he’s still totally fine with powerful men raping kids. 010
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Being married is worth it just not to have to answer lame-ass date questions like that anymore. Now the questions are of the, “Was that you who farted?” variety. 010
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I've never been prouder of a book or a movement in my career. The book drops May 12. The movement starts now. www.redeemanation.comredeemanation.comHome | Redeem a Nation 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Well, H/She also made waffles, and we needed an excuse to eat waffles. So, brunch. Here endeth the lesson. 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026"The Vatican, which has been deeply disrespectful to YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, must abandon its nuclear program and open the doors of the Sistine Chapel—BEAUTIFUL, I've seen pictures—or I will rain down God's wrath on the basilica of St. Peter! But keep the raping kids thing...I'm into that—DJT." 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Oh yeah. AI will be replacing us all any time now. 010
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Well, Trump wanted an unconditional surrender, and he got one, all right. The art of the deal, ladies and gentlemen. 020
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Well, Trump wanted an unconditional surrender, and he got one. 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026These people got a taste of factsL you don't win a war by throwing bombs at people. You need sound strategic and tactical thinking and an operational concept, for starters. Trump and his clown car are children. Of course this blew up in their faces. Was there ever any doubt that it would? 120
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Oh, there was unconditional surrender. It just wasn't by Iran. 010
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It doesn't matter unless we have the votes in the Senate to convict. Which we don't. We might have them after a HUGE Democratic win in November, but we don't right now. Does everybody get that? 000
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026But if they did...imagine. All the MAGAs just disappearing into thin air. Imagine the peace, the cooperation, the lack of bullshit, the intellectual conversations among educated people working together to fix things. And no "Fuck your feelings" shirts. Sigh. 173
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We need a HUGE midterm win. 60+ House seats. 7-8 Senate seats. Then we need the Dems to play hardball and tell Senate Repubs: "We'll have the trifecta in '29. Vote with us now to convict and remove or we'll pass legislation that will crush the GOP for 50 years." Elections, people. Best hope. 020
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The move to the left in GA-14 was ridiculous. Yes, the Republican won, but that's not a surprise in a district where Rs outnumber Ds 70-30. But look at the shift vs. 2024. This is BAD news for the GQP: 020
Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026No, that's true. WE grant them to each other. Consent of the governed and all that. 100