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Tim Vandehey

@kcghostwriter.bsky.social
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NYT-bestselling ghostwriter. (No, seriously.) I also sing jazz (lots), sail (sometimes), travel (not often enough), obsess over baseball (Dodgers!!!!), politics (WTF?), and beagles. 30-yr freelancer, husband & dad. Astrological sign is YIELD.

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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A. Totally closeted. 100%. B. Most punchable face in government. C. Most punchable dick in government. D. War criminal.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watch from 1:20. I think Ossoff might have won the 2028 nomination with his questioning about the 2020 election...right before a speech in which The Shambolic Thing in the Oval Office will probably declare that he's an illegitimate senator. www.11alive.com/article/news...
11alive.com
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It will be a big blue November, but I doubt Florida will flip. Rs lead Ds in registration 5,542,778 to 4,027,885. However, there are also 3.3 million independents, and if they break strongly for Democrats, maaaaaybe. But I'm not holding my breath.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He really showed his true colors, didn't he? Not a lick of "I take full responsibility" or apology. Just blaming "THE SYSTEM." This just shows again that politics isn't for amateurs. It's serious business to run, to win, and to govern.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Democrats: "We fire our candidates accused of rape. Republicans elect theirs president."
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They shouldn't be. This will work out well for the Democrats. We'll replace Platner with a qualified, vetted candidate in an orderly process and avoid the disaster of this coming out in October. Plus, now Dems can say, "We fire our accused rapists. Republicans elect theirs President."
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
To be fair, paper clips are incomprehensible to Trump.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well, all that masturbating to pictures of Hitler burns a shit ton of calories.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDQX...
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And Now This: John Oliver Wants to Fuck That Horse
YouTube video by Rather Not II
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What they don't seem to understand, these masked little boys whose daddies didn't love them, these self-hating Christians without the guts to come out, is that this doesn't make them look tough. It doesn't make us afraid. It makes them look weak and pathetic and ridiculous. We're laughing at them.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
She's tougher than all those Nazi man-babies put together. And her "I can't EVEN" expression is perfection.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
And tomorrow, he'll get death threats from so-called MAGA Christians, and 1/3 of his congregation will leave the church in protest...and he'll still be 1000% right. This is July 4 patriotism, calling this country out for its many, many, countless sins ignored in service to self-righteousness.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think you're missing the point. He's calling out alleged "Christians" for supporting policies that are the opposite of the religion they claim to follow.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The new InfoWars, run by The Onion. As twisted, weird and wonderful as you thought it might be, it's better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnz6...
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ALEX JONES IS DEAD - Real InfoWars Livestream
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Jesus Christ, he's so fucking stupid...
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A disgusting maggot is spreading in Texas. In other news, screwworms are attacking cows.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I cannot wait to see him get endlessly booed by 20,000 people until he storms off like...well, like a little bitch running away from a female journalist because she asks a question that hurts his fee-fees.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It's a journalist's JOB to antagonize elected officials, especially the president.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I know that I associate strength, resolve, toughness, and big-dicked manliness with diva-storming off a set like Norma Desmond because some mean woman had the nerve to say something to you that wasn't, "Mr. President, we're so lucky to have you as our leader."
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
How to scream, "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOVE ME! PLEASE SOMEONE, LOVE ME! PLEASE DADDY, LOOK DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! I'M IMPORTANT!" ...without actually screaming all that shit.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We are. We are. In so many ways.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I love this so much. Want to do it. www.nationalpilgrimage.us
nationalpilgrimage.us
NATIONAL PILGRIMAGE
​ June 9 – July 9, 2026 | Rochester, NY - Chicago, IL
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Thomas Massie, who Trump despises (a point in his favor) is a character, farmer, and inventor who designed and built a solar-powered mobile chicken coop that moves an inch per hour so the chickens always have fresh grass. Its name? The "Clucks Capacitor." I'll just leave this here.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Tell me you're an entitled, out of touch asshole without telling me you're an entitled, out of touch asshole.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And now, ICE concentration camps.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Trump is the walking (well, waddling) embodiment of the phrase, "Be careful what you wish for."
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Good dog.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’m already planning the 7-day street party for when he dies.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
But he’s still totally fine with powerful men raping kids.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Being married is worth it just not to have to answer lame-ass date questions like that anymore. Now the questions are of the, “Was that you who farted?” variety.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I've never been prouder of a book or a movement in my career. The book drops May 12. The movement starts now. www.redeemanation.com
redeemanation.com
Home | Redeem a Nation
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Well, H/She also made waffles, and we needed an excuse to eat waffles. So, brunch. Here endeth the lesson.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"The Vatican, which has been deeply disrespectful to YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, must abandon its nuclear program and open the doors of the Sistine Chapel—BEAUTIFUL, I've seen pictures—or I will rain down God's wrath on the basilica of St. Peter! But keep the raping kids thing...I'm into that—DJT."
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh yeah. AI will be replacing us all any time now.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Well, Trump wanted an unconditional surrender, and he got one, all right. The art of the deal, ladies and gentlemen.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Well, Trump wanted an unconditional surrender, and he got one.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
These people got a taste of factsL you don't win a war by throwing bombs at people. You need sound strategic and tactical thinking and an operational concept, for starters. Trump and his clown car are children. Of course this blew up in their faces. Was there ever any doubt that it would?
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oh, there was unconditional surrender. It just wasn't by Iran.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Amen.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yes we can. And we will.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It doesn't matter unless we have the votes in the Senate to convict. Which we don't. We might have them after a HUGE Democratic win in November, but we don't right now. Does everybody get that?
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
But if they did...imagine. All the MAGAs just disappearing into thin air. Imagine the peace, the cooperation, the lack of bullshit, the intellectual conversations among educated people working together to fix things. And no "Fuck your feelings" shirts. Sigh.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ONE BILLION PERCENT CORRECT.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We need a HUGE midterm win. 60+ House seats. 7-8 Senate seats. Then we need the Dems to play hardball and tell Senate Repubs: "We'll have the trifecta in '29. Vote with us now to convict and remove or we'll pass legislation that will crush the GOP for 50 years." Elections, people. Best hope.
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The move to the left in GA-14 was ridiculous. Yes, the Republican won, but that's not a surprise in a district where Rs outnumber Ds 70-30. But look at the shift vs. 2024. This is BAD news for the GQP:
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Tim Vandehey @kcghostwriter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
No, that's true. WE grant them to each other. Consent of the governed and all that.
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