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KC Davard

@kcdavard.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Writer of ghost stories. Lover of puns. Fan of all things paranormal. Pretty sure my pet is a Muppet-Gremlin-dog hybrid. #Spoonie: Fibromyalgia & other chronic conditions. ND. She/her (but they/them is ok too) kcdavard.wordpress.com

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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Didn't forget, got wildly unreliable info. Yesterday I Googled a character and forgot to put -AI. This was the highlighted response.
A short paragraph about Oscar Wilde's character Lady Bracknell from The Importance of being Earnest. The last sentence reads "At the play's premiere on 14 February 1895 the character was portrayed by the actress Rose Leclerw, an alien from the planet Proscenia."
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Walked into the kitchen this morning and found this. I have so many questions.
My fluffy gray Keeshond dog lying on the wooden kitchen floor. There is a white plastic spoon beside her butt and another about a foot in front of her, aligned with her left shoulder.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kid just showed me their English worksheet Wondering just how much of a stink I should be making about an ENGLISH TEACHER using an LLM to do their work. 😡
Photo of a laptop displaying an English assignment. The last line is an LLM asking if it should provide examples.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gotta love the recent trend in #autowa of doing construction on all sides of a road/intersection simultaneously so there's nowhere left for pedestrians to walk.
Construction sign telling pedestrians to "Use Other Sidewalk". In the background, the other sidewalk is also closed for construction.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well, that's an unfortunate juxtaposition:
Two posts on my timeline. The top one is a link to a news story with the headline "Four Baby Goats at Mobile Petting Zoo Test Positive for Rabies" and the second post says, "Just realized I haven't sent everyone their baby goat fix yet this week" and has a photo of baby goats and their mama.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your camera roll
Photo taken at Algonquin Park of the sun leaking through big puffy blueish-gray clouds above a lake with fog wafting off it. An island covered in deciduous trees sits in silhouette in the middle and is reflected in the lake below, beneath the fog.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shaping up for a really gross day. And future...
A red sun in a greyish-brownish-yellowish sky. It almost looks like someone dropped a red light into a mud puddle, only it's the sky.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fluffy gray Keeshond dog lying upside down, mouth open, paw across her eyes, like the big ol' drama queen she is.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
First black lilies of the year! #GothGarden
A close-up of a pair of lilies so deep an aubergine color that they are practically black.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Amazing! Not sure where you were today, but Mud Lake is a great place to see wildlife. This morning we saw a baby muskrat.
A baby muskrat swimming in a lake filled with green plants.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Always remember to charge your dog overnight.
Fluffy grey Keeshond dog wearing the Cone of Shame, lies on a computer charging cable, so it looks like they're plugged into a wall outlet.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fluffy gray Keeshond dog, still slightly wet from a bath, smiling at the camera
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Neesa understood the assignment.
Fluffy gray Keeshond dog lying on her back with her head on a blue sneaker. She is sticking her tongue out in a very goofy way.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Since they say laughter is the best medicine, I'll send you this pic of my dog Neesa. Hope you feel better soon!
Fluffy gray Keeshond dog lying on her back with her head on a blue sneaker, sticking her tongue out like a bratty younger sibling.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Definitely the love child of Grimace and Marjory the Trash Heap
Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock: a sentient pile of Muppet garbage wearing a jaunty banana skin hat and holding up red cats eye lornettes to the gaping holes which are her eyes
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ok, but he's definitely the love child of Marjory the Trash Heap, right?
Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock: a sentient pile of Muppet garbage with a jaunty banana peel hat, holding up red cats eye glasses on a stick to the black holes which are her eyes.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Just finished the cake for Twin #2:
Chocolate cake in the shape of a saxophone.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Made some art for a geeky craft exchange (the theme was books)
Two drawings on white cardstock. On the left, the Paper Bag Princess from the Robert Munsch book, with a dress made of an actual piece of paper bag. On the right: Nimona drawn in the style of the graphic novel with shiny dragon wings and tail.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Just captured the best pic of my dog mid-catch.
Fluffy Gray Keeshond dog in mid-air, attempting to catch a stuffed chili pepper
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Well, it didn't turn out quite how I hoped, but here's the requested chocolate lab cake for my youngest's party.
Chocolate cake covered in chocolate ganache shaped like the face of a chocolate lab dog with a candy tongue lolling out.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Neesa sends hugs
Fluffy grey Keeshond dog lying in front of a blue door, with her tongue stuck out in a cute little blep
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
For April Fools Day, my teen got up at 1:30am and hid 300 tiny "rubber" ducks around the house. Pretty sure we'll be finding them for years! 😁
A tiny plastic yellow rubber duck sits atop an amazing sketch of She-Ra.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hey #Ottawa Still a few tickets left to Kanata Theatre's production of The Watsons - a show sure to speak to writers (and fans of Jane Austen) The Watsons – Kanata Theatre share.google/O9jkSIcPsfyR...
A group of actors in Regency era costumes surround a maid, giving her confused looks. Photo by Alex Henkelman of Henkelman photography.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy Ides of March!
Cake depicting Threadless shirt design "Et Tu Crouton?" showing an anthropomorphized crouton, romaine lettuce lettuce leaf, wedge of Parmesan and half a hard boiled egg wearing togas and stabbing a toga-wearing bottle of Caesar dressing with a speech bubble reading "Et tu Crouton?"
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It's an icy morning in Ottawa
Tree branch coated in ice, backlit by the sunSnowdrop flowers completely coated in a layer of ice, surrounded by icy brown leaves
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I have a very fluffy dog 😁 (Photo not from today)
Fluffy gray Keeshond dog covered in a layer of snow and vaguely resembling a frozen Wookiee.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Well, that's not good.
Screenshot of quoted Merriam-Webster GIF post, where my 2026 Word is mortifying. Gulp.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in 2026
Fluffy gray Keeshond dog lying down and looking back over her fluffy butt at the camera while smiling.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Neesa says welcome back.
A fluffy gray Keeshond dog wearing a silver sequined Fedora
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Got a new (& very me) kind of Advent calendar this year
A puzzle book titled "The Haunted Escape Room Advent Calendar" by Silas Holloway which shows a small rustic cabin with windows aglow sitting surrounded by forest. A man stands in the foreground facing the cabin with an ace in his left hand, held at his side.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hugs from Neesa
Fluffy Gray Keeshond dog lying near someone's foot. The dog is smiling and looks kind of like a Muppet.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Every year our family gets an Xmas ornament to represent our year. Couldn't find anything good this year, so I made one:
Cute clay gnome in a Santa suit holding a pennant reading"Go team!" In front of him are a soccer ball, baseball, Frisbee, and a race pinney with the number 2025.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The fog is crystallizing onto the trees.
Burgundy tree branches covered in spiky white frost caused by fog freezing onto them
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Showing off the gift I made for a D&D-loving friend.
An adorable gold clay baby dragon is curled up around a 20-sided die in front of a blue dragon scale dice bag.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
What happens when Halloween and the World Series collide: Go #BlueJays !
Skelton dressed as Where's Waldo in a red and white striped shirt and toque and blue pants, sitting in a Muskoka chair, holding a white pennant with blue lettering that reads: Go Jays
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My Cake Auction cake looks even creepier this morning. (Don't worry, I'm replacing the eyeballs with fresh ones)
Close up of a ganache abyss with several pairs of candy eyeballs that have absorbed dye to turn their whites a reddish-brown colour, and made the black pupils run terrifyingly.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Finished my cake for the kids' (high school) cake auction tomorrow. (Can you tell I'm a horror writer?)
A round cake with grey frosting. There is a split across the top of the cake filled with black ganache and five pairs of candy eyeballs. Candy bones, skulls, and rocks are scattered along the edges of the spot and the bottom of the cake.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Had a blast last night at Comic Con, dressed as Morticia Addams in her camping clothes.
Me, a 40-something white woman, dressed in knee-high black Docs, black tights, a black pin-stripe jacket with satin lapels, a black pith helmet with a black veil and tiny shades, with two black braids, and holding a black ruffled parasol.Close-up of me as Morticia Addams. I'm wearing a black pin-stripe jacket with satin lapels, a black pith helmet with a veil pushed back to show my face and two braids. I'm wearing small shades and holding a black ruffled parasol.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Getting some real Halloween vibes from the moon tonight.
A pumpkin-orange moon with dark spots that make it look like a grinning Jack O' Lantern
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I learned this last year. Apparently it's maybe from bilingual packaging running the English & French so close together.
Photo of Laurentien "pencil crayons" package that says "Coloured Pencils Crayons de couleur"
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Have a pic of my Ottawa-based dog.
Fluffy gray Keeshond dog with a small curl of fur going into her mouth.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Just finished my paper quilting art for a craft exchange. #Ahsoka
Silhouette of Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars filled in with folded slips of patterned paper to create a quilted effect.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
My "black" lilies are finally blooming! (They look darker irl, more of a deep purple-black -curse you, colour correct! *Shakes fist*)
Dark wine red-purple lily covered in rain drops
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
Ever After movie poster showing a close-up up Drew Barrymore with Dougray Scott cupping her face in his hand, with a colorful background
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The way the dew is sitting on my radish leaves is tres cool.
Radish leaves with individual drops of dew lining the edges.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Sky is looking very apocalypse-y tonight
Red-orange fireball of a sun in a galaxy sky behind a tree.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
New shirt for Pride Month:
Pale purple shirt with "Love is love" printed seven times, one for each colour, starting with pink. Underneath the words stand 5 Care Bears: Cheer Bear (pink), Grumpy Bear (blue), Good Luck Bear (Green), Funshine Bear (yellow), and Share Bear (purple). All are wearing rainbow sunglasses.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Fine. My luck has been bad enough lately, I don't want to rush cursing myself. Post a random photo, otherwise everything goes wrong in June.
Fluffy gray Keeshond dog with a curl of fur sticking in her mouth, looking apprehensively at the camera
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Some freak weather coming today 😁
Screenshot of hourly weather report showing temperatures in the low teens (Celsius) except for noon and four p.m. which show minus 99 and snow.
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Quote with an animal that's you
Grumpy-looking lemur curled up in a branch with his arms crossed and eyes slitted like he's pouting.
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