Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When your “little victory” for the day is going outside for fresh air and a selfie 😴 103363
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hiii it’s been a min. Drowning at work but hanging in there. Excited for fire emblem. Here belly 1045221
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The orchestra for the Zelda Direct put their pussies on the mic and pushed record… 😮💨 2211
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Thirsty Thursday brought to you by me and @nathanthicc.bsky.social ✨ 31605
Reposted by SamDouchebaguette @lavidavega.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Look Ma! No hands. @nathanthicc.bsky.social @kbagel.bsky.social 522825
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Butts + Selfie = Buttfie @lavidavega.bsky.social @nathanthicc.bsky.social 1780265
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026To say my birthday started off with a bang is an understatement. Won the slutty food eating contest at Fat Slut and woke up to a slew of messages 😂 81957
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This ride features cushions in the front AND the back! #humpday 2579741
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Captured the .2 seconds before I started sweating profusely 🥵 34107
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Daemons of the Shadow Realm is delightfully fat and a little gay 😮💨 1351
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Pride, everyone! It’s always a slammed month for me, which I’m lucky to say, but I thought I’d pause to say hello ☺️ 943110
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026My favorite dick pic. Was in the mood to trade head - not much has changed since. #FCF 1484742
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Feeling frisky so here’s that same angle minus the underwear 🤷🏻♂️ #humpday 21105283
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Finally got my first shiny in pokemon champions and OF COURSE it had to be armarouge. The only discernible change is the eye color 😭😭 1290
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026TIL these briefs become translucent when stretched 😬😅 #humpday 1759732
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026POV: you’re sitting behind me and I take off my briefs in a seductive way… the manager at this Chili’s sees us and kicks us both out. I say, breathless, “but it’s #humpday!!” 1164041
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Bad News: my pants ripped at work Good news: I got to go home and take this pic #tummytuesday 679436
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Took this for a friend the other day. Should I post more like this? 1668955
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026After a long day of hauling around these thighs and cheeks I needed a break. #humpday 26107773
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Belly so big and soft he just had to touch it. Would you do the same? #tummytuesday 1365428
Sam @kbagel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Sitting at work wishing I was still in Dallas. I’ll definitely be back! 21051