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kazzymandias

@kazzymandias.bsky.social
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he/him. Chaotic good. Senior Director, Department of Bad Ideas. I use this mainly to reply, and to sometimes shout at clouds in the sky.

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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For anyone who might need to hear it today: You are amazing. You matter. Find and become your best yourself. Also, cheese is amazing. Cheese matters. Find and eat some cheese. Take it from a complete stranger--the words of affirmation, not the cheese. Don't purloin cheese!
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What I want news to be like: Anchor1: This happened yesterday. ✔️ Anchor2: This will happen today. 👍 Anchor1: This might happen someday. 🤷‍♂️ Anchor2: And here's a look at the weather. 🌞 Anchor1: A glorious sportsball victory. 🏆 Anchor2: Now, kittens playing in the park! 🐈 What news is actually like:
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Elmo Excited in Fuego
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Marko Bajlovic @marko.tech · 26/08/2026
State of SaaS
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xBCrafted @xbcrafted.com · 05/08/2026
Mojang: "Check out this new biome!" People: 👍 Mojang: "You now have wool slabs/stairs!" People: 👍 Mojang: "Here, have concrete slabs/stairs! People:
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Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mojang: We believe in a world where wool slabs and stairs are generated in campsites all over your world, and craftable by everyone! Everyone: Hear, hear! Mojang: Yes... Everyone: And what of concrete slabs and stairs, sir? Mojang: Those, too! @xbcrafted.com: And walls, too, right? Mojang:
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If It Were Only So Simple Snl
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Standing in sulfur springs in Minecraft be like
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 27/05/2026
how did we go from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building data centers everywhere
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
When choosing a company name, some Amazon sellers have chosen to hit the capslock key and slam their face onto the keyboard. Bold strategy. Not at all suspicious.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
One of my favorite things: going out cruising at 5am on a weekend while the city still sleeps, especially on cool spring mornings where I can have my windows down. It's a great way to clear my head.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm a recovering cellist. Yeah, I used to play the cello. But I'm doing better! I'm in a support group now... well, I say "group," but it's more of a small ensemble.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This world, man.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This was a fun challenge. Had some stiff competition for spots #8 and #9. I could play (or replay) any of these at any time and enjoy myself.
My 9 Games I love the most - Heroes III, SSX3, C&C: Red Alert, Diablo II: LoD, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, Super Metroid, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If I'm ever in the same room with you and some cheese, trust me when I say I'm only thinking about the cheese.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
As a '90s kid, I envisioned a future where devices were interconnected and gave you useful info when requested. It sounded idyllic. It was very Star Trek-esque. Fast forward to today: corporations push you advertising through every orifice of those appliances and devices. Opposite of idyllic.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Today's mood: KOFFING! I'm feeling a little gassy, but I'm happy to be here.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
A bit of fun: if you ever need to perform any menial tasks and can do so while listening to music, listen to 1980s movie soundtracks. It's super motivating! Especially the montage music. Shadowbox to 'Rocky III' while your spreadsheet is loading its computations.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
New keyboard go clicky clack, click-clicky clack.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Insomnia is a bitch sometimes.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Weird dream I had: I recorded a weekly book podcast where I read -- silently -- and turn pages for an hour. Riveting stuff. It's probably some ASMR category somewhere.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
To whom it may concern: "Sneak peek" is an exclusive look at a product or service, often used the marketing world. "Sneak peak" is a stealthy mountaintop, often used incorrectly in the marketing world.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
There was an attempt to play Diablo IV today. It did not go well.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
No context GIF.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I think about this comic a lot. This one in particular.
Garfield Minus Garfield
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Generally, I'm pretty miffed at the expected cost of Nintendo Switch 2 games. If that's the norm going forward, it's time to reevaluate the future of a hobby I've spent decades investing in.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Going down the Linux rabbit hole soon--maybe as early as next month. I'd like to make Linux my primary OS and have a Win10 virtual machine for projects requiring Creative Suite and maybe a few games that aren't compatible with Linux emulation solutions. Haven't decided on a distro yet.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
You've entered another user profile. An echoing, uneasy laugh dispels the silence. Illuminated by the dim light of your monitor are several buttons layered with dust and neglect. One reads, "...LOW." What could it have meant? You begin to wonder if there was a point to anything that happened here.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
SSSSSSSSSSANDWICH.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Happy Ghast is happy. Happy Ghast makes me happy.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Phew! I had to do a quick check of my calendar for disasters and emergencies. This weekend should be OK to relax, finally.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This must be "Can't Catch A Break" March. Explains a lot.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Rough night, rougher morning.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Awaiting daybreak to properly view the damage. Haven't slept a wink.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Universe, can you please allow me to have one quiet weekend sometime soon? Please? I could use the break.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Pi day.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
What a week.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Ever been around someone who *sounded* like they sneezed, but you aren't quite sure if it was a sneeze or a cough? The next words out of your mouth are an educated bless.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Current mood
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Wrex Verdi @wrexverdi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I wish people would stop writing teams messages as if they were doing page layout for their poetry because every beep jars my nerves as if it were a hellishly slow, drawn out Ouija board reading
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I wish I could afford to take a few months of sabbatical leave.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Current mood..
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
More of this today... I'm over it. It can go away.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Waffles, bacon, hot chocolate, and Diablo 2.
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
To anyone who has been pulled over for speeding: Have you ever been tempted to ask the cop what year it is and then respond with, "Great Scott, I've traveled too far!"
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Welp, there goes the furnace. 🥶
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If you're new here or you don’t know much about me: 🎮 Nintendo & PC ⛏️ Minecraft 🍦/🍫 🕹️ SNES randomizers 🍄 Sidescrollers/platformers 🗺️ Metroidvanias ⚔️ Turn-based RPGs ⌨️🖱️ Diablo & action RPGs 🌎 Open-world RPGs 🚜 Farming RPGs 💯 Gaming for FUN, not for glory 🏒 Hockey 🖖 Sci-fi 📺 Comedies 🔎 Mysteries
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kazzymandias @kazzymandias.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Cheese. All the cheese, please.
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