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@kazzie.bsky.social
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if you're a Kazzie looking for this @... perhaps we can work something out. i would love to trade it for art. ♥ they/them/32 🍉 (@layl33t on xwitter) (kazzie kazooie is artist handle elsewhere)

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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
we're all standing around in taco bell 2 waiting for food and it's Hot and this zoomer just DOUSED himself in axe body spray just right out in the lobby. bro HUH
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
taco bell 1 is out of baja blast and taco bell 2 closed the drive thru to repave it. it is not a good day for either of them 💀
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cat Crunch
Alt: Cat Crunch (crunchycatluna)
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is good silent hill a sign of recession 🤔
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
silent hill truly is back. the fandom is once again full of the half-baked dorks that think they get it, and argue the 25% of knowledge that they heard once to the people that know the franchise back-to-front. we are truly healing
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"what i don't look old enough" AAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHGHHHHH IT'S MY JOB TO CHECK YOUR ID!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
please inject silent hill townfall into my veins. it is sooo fucking good. i need to physically eat this game
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
help me, katya zamolodchikova. you're my only hope
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i'm not downloading fortnite but i LOVE roxas with a glock
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know you got this, dude. I'm around all day if you need to let out and ground yourself 😤
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"That one never sleeps. They're always here! 😆" It's my JOOOOB. I WORK HEEEERE. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS HERE!!!!!! AAAAAAH
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i miss mercidy so bad
screams on the floor
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i miss having a kingdom hearts on mobile so FREAKING bad dude
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
charities that go to stores... to the cashier....... bro i'm at work i Cannot be doing that stuff rn. at work. u can linger for customers but like. i'm. working 💀
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
right back at you, bb. 🥰🫂
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh no i don't handle it well LMAO i need to run for at least one more year
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Undercover Sneaky
ALT: Undercover Sneaky
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
unrelated: i keep going, damn, i have to quit my job. damn, i haven't quit my job in over 6 years. damn, i can't wait to quit my job. damn, i don't have enough money to quit my job. damn, i'm finally gonna quit my job
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me running from my grief this year vs. way too many tiny triggers piling up on it. i might be losing 😵‍💫
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A puppy trying to learn basic computer skills the day before a job interview so that his actual skills match what he put on his resume.
A painting of a dog in its room sitting in front of a computer in a very messy room
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
me deleting a tiktok comment simply because i do not want to have a conversation, not because either of us are wrong. LMAO
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
me ft. my spark trying to return when i'm here 😭
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i went on an adventure all by myself in the world of Oz today. please clap
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
holy chapter 2's foreshadowing, deltarune. you're making me very nervous. (with ch 5 context)
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier
tweets
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
tobias vulpes better finish deltarune TOMORROW because I CAN'T KEEP WAITING man the drips they gave us in ch 5 are both HUGE and also NOTHING !!!!!
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
game in which i hope something happens: something happens. me, who hoped for this: oh god. ohhh im gonna throw up. how dare this allude to things happening.
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i can't be the same loser that beat the hard ass optional bosses. i can't dodge a pellet holding STILL anymore
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
sent myself to work to be helpful but deltarune is at HOME
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
when is it appropriate to tell this ex coworker to keep my queerness out of her fucking mouth.
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i know there's someone out there that would fit in my team perfectly but they don't know i'm hiring 😭
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
wearing more of my accessories always comes with a roulette wheel of whether i will be referred to as the g-slur at some point in the day 😀
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
if you are consistently outside waiting for somewhere to open, you do not get 👥➕ privileges, sorry.
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
things u do when ur in ur thirties: build whole grill
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i am so excited i could throw up. he's animated as well as httyd. finally a real continuation by a team that we needed for him so badly. 😭💜 youtu.be/vHFW16_mDbo?...
youtu.be
Spyro™: A Realm Beyond | Cinematic Announce Trailer | XBOX Games Showcase 2026
YouTube video by XBOX
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it's back. bad shirt of the day: "Lickalotapuss is my Spirit Animal"
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
it's been long enough that some of my real-time-parallel ocs need an update instead of "and then they were at peace for the rest of their lives!" bc buddy i'm sorry but we all need more bad times 😩 i hate doing this to you
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"kaz why are u crying this time" horses are the coolest thing i have ever seen
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
backrooms was good 👍
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
the amount of people that i have to explain 4 x 50 = 200 to is too damn high
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
thinking about this part of the scene specifically today
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
my prime was really fueled by unemployment
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i miss my ocs so bad
screaming on the floor (meme)
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"not to brag but i just got off work so i'm doing a bit better than you! 😆" you people are not real LMFAOOO
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
LIKE HUH
buzzball BOULDER (3L!!!) with hand for scale. also next to biggies (1.75L) for scale.
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
who tf needs 3 LITERS OF BUZZBALL
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
bad vodka is good vodka when it is free 😎
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
me not wanting poison anymore vs. my boss giving me free poison
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
thinking about jessie rasberry
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Crying Man 'UEGH'
Alt: Crying Man 'UEGH'
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
bookstore coffee shop
painting of a bookstore coffee shop with the perspective all messed up, there's a capybara serving cats buying books and on the other side there's a capybara looking after the coffee, as well as cats and capybaras there's a dog and a kiwi in the store
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kaz• @kazzie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
with the packs between 1 and 2 it is clear yall want to marry me so bad. well it's WORKING
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