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Kazditi

@kazditi.bsky.social
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Programmer, Artist, Musician.

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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just to ensure you don't generate slop while we put you to work at the slop machine, provide some proof of projects you worked on without relying entirely on the slop machine.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Garfield the cat standing in front of a no-garfield-the-cat sign.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Ok oops, there's bugs with our age verification rollout... but uh, you can still trust us with your government ID, we swear."
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah ok, I see it now! Thanks
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok so, lately I've been caught in the blast radius of rail folks discussing rail things... Out of complete curiosity; what do designations like: "2-4-4" or "2-8-2" mean?
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bootlickers: "If it were me, I'd be randomly selected to be the guard for sure"
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jaca🌱 @jacadamia.com · 21/04/2026
to CREATE is to CONNECT
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Probably the best one:
<- the distinctive wedge head
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was searching google for an Ascii-Art Sergal to post in a conversation with a friend. Got a WI-FI router back.
A "Sergal" in Ascii-art representation as manifested by AI
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
y'all ever go to work anyway because your 'faily' had to eat?
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seeing all these "Dem so-and-so said this thing, but now they're saying the opposite, what a hypocrite." posts while also seeing the president propose renaming New Mexico to "New America" and showing off genAI designs for space force uniforms based on Starship Troopers is such a fever dream.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What the heck did you do to Elliot?
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When did "grown-up" things become so patronizing? I'm getting emails from the credit bureaus saying stuff like: "Wow, congratulations on making your payments ON-TIME, you're so on top of this, way to go champ!"
An email I received from Experian with big goofy ah streamers and stuff saying: "Payment streak" 7 MONTHS.

The body of the email says: "Celebrate your streak!"
"We looked back on 7 months - and you've made all your payments on time. Great job! Sign in to track your progress."
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is your sign to start fuckin' around with Godot!
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rummaging through 3-4 impulsive sardonic takes at this concept (i.e. the muppets being completely bewildered by Human Muppet or "what ethnicity is Oscar the Grouch, the literal trash being?"), only to be repeatedly disarmed by Ernie's positive and heartwarming smile. Sesame Street is beautiful.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"do u dont wanna anything back" is gonna live rent free in my head til I die.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My heart breaks for Lohtu. :(
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thanks, I hate it so much.
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Get the PRINT! gricklemart.com/countryside-... #grickledoodle #godzilla #cows #chill #zen #cartoon #art #drawing #kaiju #funny #humor
A gentle, downcast Godzilla-sized monster sits in a countryside field cradling a small calf while content cows mill around, conveying that time with cows soothes and calms him. Get the print at gricklemart.com
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Probably delegated the task of prodding the economy before the markets close to someone else.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"therein", "incalculable", "negligence", and "occurrence" are definitely not in Donny's limited vocabulary, this has to be someone else posting on his account pretending to be him.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Something needs to be done about these people, let me propose a few Solutions ranging from 1st to Final..."
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
✋LLMs are a lose-lose proposition where the best outcome is that your skills slowly atrophy over time as you outsource more and more of your efforts to mega-corporations. I ain't gonna pay billionaires for permission to be able to do what I'm already good at (or can get good at) myself.
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jade ✨🌙 @rivalwings.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
saw this post years ago and will never ever forget it. sometimes you need to tend to the place from which you create, before you can create again
Screenshot of a tumblr post by user aureliobooks that reads: My dad likes to call the stretches of time where you’re not creating “dreaming periods” and says that they’re meant to allow you to absorb all of the beauty, life, and inspiration from the things around you so that when you’re able to create again, you will have fanned your spark back into a flame. Sometimes its hard to see those moments as anything but stagnation, but he always says that they’re natural and healthy and needed—things that should be embraced rather than feared.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Here's donut shaped C code that produces a rotating 3D donut. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEqX...
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Donut-shaped C code that generates a 3D spinning donut
YouTube video by Lex Fridman
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
But wait there's more... Here's a C quine that plays pong. You compile the code in a C compiler and it produces code where the ball has moved a bit, and if you compile THAT code the ball moves a bit more, pass 'E' or 'W' to the compiler and it'll move your paddle. www.ioccc.org/2025/uellenb... ART!
Pong Quine by Jonah Uellenberg
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Hi, you're getting less of the thing." "But good news, we added tools to help you manage that less thing you have now."
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Oh no, someone might get hurt!!!" I shout as I pull out my gun and shoot at a moving vehicle on a crowded street.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oooh neat, didn't know VDM brushes were a thing. Learning about that now. Thanks :D
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What is your technique for applying the scales? Are you sculpting them on, or making a template scale mesh and duplicating it along the body?
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The galaxy-brained move of having your strawman announce that he has no talent and has been owned.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Damnit, let the cat vote! I want universal basic treats!
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The shading on this is simply gorgeous! I love the warm hues in the penumbra of the shadows and how they blend to the cooler purplish tones.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
BREAKING: News outlets discover "one weird trick to avoid being sued by the president".
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up?
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ah yes, every time I see one of these it reminds me of that inimitable miracle of compassion where Jesus fed a bunch of people fake bread and fish he fashioned from wood, inscribing "disappointed? you won't be if you let me become lord of your life" into each one.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
something's wrong and they need help
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HoratiusTheDwarf @horatiusthedwarf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Improve at the WHOLE process
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*With help from: - The Godot engine itself @godotengine.org - godot_debug_draw_3d by Dmitriy Salnikov - Godot Steam @godotsteam.com
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Excited to share my solo-dev side project: KDM It's a multiplayer arena shooter inspired by Quake / UT2004. Everything you see and hear was built from scratch by me* :) Shoutout to @sourceprotogen.bsky.social for testing. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiedev #godot #arenashooter #fps
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We get better (slowly but surely), just keep examining your hands when you draw. Also practice (I don't often enough).
Hand (credit: Present Me)Hand (credit: Present Me)
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Past me: "I just cannot figure out how to draw hands, wtf are these noodley things?" Present me (to past me): "We learned the middle finger is actually the longest, the index and ring fingers are about the same length, there are 3 segments, not 2 and the thumb attaches to the wrist, not the palm."
Hand (credit: Past Me)Hand (credit: Past Me)Hand (credit: Past Me)
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This horrified me for a fraction of a second until I realized it was in fact NOT some weird orange-juice-milkshake mixture with a thin layer of mystery purple food dyed contents on the surface. I forgot tinted drink containers existed.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
nah, I'd been working on this for ArtFight. It didn't have any colors / shading so I added those quickly.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ok, it's really rough because I'm still doing the lines n such, but here's the color scheme and shapes and whatnot.
Protogen, Echo, Me
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yes, let me finish drawing him. Please hold...
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"I pray fair dragon, the town's parks no longer allow me use of their jungle gyms because I am `too tall`. Progenitors of many an offspring have scolded me for even attempting feats upon the metal bars and platforms. The tallest mountains are dwarfed by your stature, may I scale your... scales?"
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Glowing belly blast!
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Everyone is fighting with each other for local power, and it's anybody's game.
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Kazditi @kazditi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wow no way, is this test rigged or something?
AI Compass result:
"The Union Organizer"

patron saint: Cory Doctorow
AI is a real tool being used to extract real labor value from real people without paying them. You don't care about the singularity — you care about the artists, writers, and workers getting strip-mined by capital. You're not anti-technology. You're anti-theft.
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