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Kaz Cooke

@kazcooke.bsky.social
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Authoress kazcooke.com.au New book, Spooky Ladies out Oct 27! Also: Up The Duff; Girl Stuffs 8-12 & 13+; Ada; You’re Doing It Wrong: a History of Bad & Bonkers Advice to Women; ‘It’s The Menopause’. Further palaver as it comes to hand.

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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Katie Zacharia sat on the advisory board of an organization that calls for women who have abortions to be executed “in the public square,” and for pro-choice Americans to lose their right to hold public office.
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Trump’s New Press Secretary Supports the Death Penalty for Abortion Patients
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Dii Moffatt @diimoffatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jacqui Lambie drops Senate bombshell after a whistleblower & fmr Navy member has just revealed hidden cameras have been found inside female bathrooms onboard Cairns Navy ship HMAS Leeuwin😳 Lambie “It’s out of the bag! There you go reporters, give the Navy a ring!” Wake up Media
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We are using the same energy sources as Queen Victoria in the 1890s (coal & gas) because while that's fatal for the planet, it makes up to hundreds of rich people even richer.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Age's mad headline on its lead story, about education fairness, makes it about a possible fall in housing prices mentioned in passing in the 19th paragraph. #obsession
'How increasing private school funding could improve Melbourne house prices'
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good Lord, that's absolutely not true. There is conscious and unconscious racial bias in medicine with some awful outcomes, which must be urgently addressed, but that's a nonsense 'statistic'.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
America's women, murdered by the state for being pregnant. Anti-abortion/forced birth extremists start killing women as soon as they get some power over laws.
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Yung En Chee @yungenchee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's 2026 In Australia, Senator @senatorthorpe.bsky.social's introduced 2 bills against 2 hideous practices 1️⃣ The Crimes Amendment (Prohibiting Shackling During Childbirth) Bill 2026 2️⃣The Crimes Amendment (Prohibiting the Strip Searching of Children) Bill 2026
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Two bills to end harmful and dangerous practices
Independent Senator for Victoria
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Congrats to England's @pittriversmuseum.bsky.social for working with Indigenous peoples to return important cultural items to their proper owners & custodians, . #museum #decolonising #repatriation
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Surely he's the Martha Stewart of fund-my-bro-tech without the ability to goffer the edge of a hostess apron, run a magazine & homewares empire and partner with Snoop Dog for cash?
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Being called 'Princess'.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Almost certain she didn't like somebody looking like they're from one end of 'normal' spectrum.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good tram ride home chatting to stranger in wild clothes while a mean lady rolled eyes & harrumphily moved away. Stranger & I talked archaic hobbies (think: painting miniatures) & philosophy & thoughts on DV. As I got off, stranger & new person started chatting. Score: mean lady 0 vs Strangers 3.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Polyendrocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome Association of Australia (POSAA) is urging for GLP-1 drugs to be approved on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme for people living with the condition www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Women with PMOS should get subsidised weight loss drugs, advocates say
With GLP-1s to treat the condition not specifically approved by the TGA, patients are being prescribed them off-label
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
May the ghost of Ben Hecht fiddle with their microphones.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yayyyyyy!
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was going to but then I realised I didn't know what it was, and it could be a species of trombone.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have just caught up with The Age spruiking its upcoming talkfest called Melbourne Assembly. While NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani is busy being global city chief of the decade, the paper has invited the ex-mayor Bill de Blasio. Why not search his name & 'scandal' if you have a spare hour or so?
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every one of these coins looks like it was illustrated by an engineer with an AI clip-art fetish who fought off proper graphic designers with a T-square, and a ruler, and a spirit level, and another ruler.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'Greedy, heartless landlords drive desperate tenants into poverty, but still try to squeeze them'.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dunno.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you! Those spooky ladies were were amazing. And I managed to do some crucial research in Texas between the two Trump presidencies. #Window #Skedaddled
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Boo. Tales of grit & glamour with a fancy colour section, to bring joy & fortification to emotionally exfoliating times. Order now for October 27. kazcooke.com.au
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're going to write about First Nations & Indigenous issues please stop using the old colonial & discredited word 'Aborigines' unless in attributed quotes. White people have repeatedly been asked not to - by Aboriginal people.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lots of powerful folk eulogising the late criminal, thieving liar (& author) Jeffrey Archer. So far no quotes sought from junior Tory staffers, wait staff, publicists & assistants (etc) about what it was like dodging the hands & leering suggestions of a notorious creep convinced he was attractive.
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Andrew Deck @andrewdeck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
Left: A cartoon generated by ChatGPT and signed with Emily Flake’s signature that was posted to a Reddit forum in June. Right: A real Emily Flake cartoon published in The New Yorker on August 20, 2026 and licensed via The Cartoon Bank.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't Jim, I'm too busy screaming into a couch cushion while throwing a spurtle at a street light, possibly due to Inefficacious Furious Syndrome.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will the withdrawal of free universal Covid vaccines be replaced with other free vaccines (MMR for adults) & proper rebates for iron infusions for women, weight-loss medication for people who need it but aren't diabetic, etc? Or will we just give polluting companies more of our money?
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Steady on.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not watching the show but profoundly enjoying your commentary. Please mercilessly describe a dessert soon.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Friends, do please start quivering, poised to buy my new book, Spooky Ladies from 27 Oct; AND do come to event with clever writer/director/ideas-machine Lorin Clarke (Fitzroy Diaries etc) whomst shallst interview me about it, Queenscliffe writers festival, Sat 24 Oct. We shall be offeth the leash.
Saturday 24 October at 4 pm at Queenscliffe Wtiters Fest. Get tickets somewhere at the thing. Be there or be squeer. I have known Lorin since she was 10 & now she is a celebrated film maker and author and fiction podcast pioneer and I am 107. We shall be naughty and fun and a bit spooky as per yewsh.  A shrine to my latest book coming, spookily, soooooon. LED candles and a mantelpiece. Very DIY vibe, frankly.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
US campus rape scandals remind me of the seemingly endless, hideous history of Sydney Uni's St Pauls College. And of all the private boys' schools. And the intermittent AFL player horrors. And the perennial rugby ones. And .... and .... and ... #ReallyTakingItSeriouslyThisTimeSaysSpokesman
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pacy little honeymoon they had there. The #Greens Party policy to abandon Ukraine to the merciless Putin is as ethically bereft as our government sending bomber bits to Israel while it's trying to obliterate Gaza. Stand against war criminals or stay home. Who dis? New vote.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brave young women who understand they will have to protect each other, showing solidarity. So many of their male classmates, their university staff, cops, lawyers and local prosecutors have turned out to be rapists or rape enablers, apologists & bystanders. #waragainstwomen #cornell
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could a reporter ask Jared why the 'truth matters' only if is affects him?
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a misunderstanding of what people want from art. Like those tiktokkitygram AI romance 'stories' based on fairytales but with all the fun & weirdness sucked out, plus dire dialogue. People want to feel things & have a connection, they don't yearn to shrug 'oh that can be classified as music'.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's just way too much to be very cross about, today. The Australian government investing OUR MONEY in EllenMusk's stupid space project and weapons companies is next level crap. I've disagreed with governments before but I've never been this disappointed in one.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am imagining all the hundreds of people talking to Bogong Moths this week. 'Thanks for dropping in, maybe call first next time'; 'Oh, haiii, byeee'; 'Sorry my porch light discombobulated you'; 'Please, seriously, just go'.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Path of Least Resistance Syndrome.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who amongsten us has not, like the US president, announced publicly that a micro-rabble of English diesel rustlers (emboldened by one's own narcisso-war causing fuel price hikes) are an international terrorist cabal? #thisagain
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming soon: 'AI company apologises for accidentally triggering multiple missile launches causing WW3, it was trying to find a definition for the word 'silo'.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love cartoons that look like they were fun to draw. (Bonus: imagine explaining this pun to a non-Australian.)
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A 17-book deal?!
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lotta straight women tired of wondering who's a 'good bloke', or pretend 'good bloke', or guy who'll do nowt to change things even for his own daughters, or a no-hoper, child-exploitation enthusiast, wife-drugger, former rapist, rapist, or rapist enabler. Safer to get a shitzu with anger issues.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horrible story. Student journalists doing the JOB, braver & more dedicated to truth & public interest than a lot of mainstream media proprietors. I hope every Australian school & uni is also now scared of lawsuits from students who've been harassed and attacked. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My brief time as a jnr finance reporter on a daily city newspaper right before a major stock market crash taught me so much: the experts don't know what is coming & can't say for sure what's happening now, but wow in terms of past events & trends they really can't agree on what they were or why.
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👻Calvinboo Congress👻 @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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Jessica D. M. 🇺🇦 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 🪃 🟧 @jessicaperthwa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Auspol
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ivanka Trump dressed as a Balkan embassy bay window pelmet monorail through a bird sanctuary with a valance and a substandard-housing juliet-balcony collar.
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