Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Will be my last post for a while because of Texas ID laws blocking this site, goodbye chatters I will be on the shitter site as usual 🥲 110
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 28/06/2026that secret boss theme has been stuck in my head all day, whole chapter had insanely good music 030
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I also do Not like being perceived so it might truly be joewari 000
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 15/05/2026with how dumb some of the takes ive seen of the series are, i wouldnt doubt this guy actually exists 030
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 15/05/2026was gonna drop a random vent post but typing out my thoughts helped a bit 000
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 15/05/2026crazy to reminisce on everything up until now, i used to be the resident youngest member in most my discords and now I gotta deal with the newer generation every now and then 230
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 14/04/2026despite this they still had the nerve to remove double edge on pinsir so now its best flying moves are body slam quick attack and giga impact 💔 030
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Game Freak designing a friendship evo centric Pokemon in Lopunny that hates you at first with Frustration and rewards you with Return upon evolution then completely killing it for the lolsmedia.tenor.coma young man wearing headphones is making a funny face while looking at the camera .ALT: a young man wearing headphones is making a funny face while looking at the camera . 140
Reposted by BlitzyImancartoons @imancartoons.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Nigga got his food delivered by John doordash himself 121
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Doordashed some Canes and they just left a shot of vodka in it I guess 😭 160
Reposted by Blitzycyrus 🦤 @cyazurite.bsky.social · 04/04/2026just came into possession of generational wealth 9447114
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 24/03/2026can’t even cope with heat crash because its still in a weird weight class and reckless emboar is outdamaging with flare blitz, as well as being able to not be locked to an item slot or taking up a mega slot lol 010
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 24/03/2026they gotta give bro victory dance or some shit this is ridiculous 💔 241
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 14/03/2026E4 actually wrung out my entire team until I had only 3 remaining at Cynthia 😢, I ended up needing to pull out the reserves and now my remaining guys are literally John Sinnoh 000
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Hoenn complete, I had to use a few more reserve Pokemon this time around which was cool imo. Also funny classic Gen 3 moment so my Porygon was just a Porygon all game but it legit still put in work. Magmar is now my only 3 time Champion 000
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Gonna be playing Modern Emerald with basic QoL features so I can avoid playing base Emerald or ORAS 👹 hopefully I won’t have as many deaths here and Porygon survives 010
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Perks I’m going with this time: Magby (2nd Time Champion) -> 31 IVs in SpDef because its egg moves and other ability are not good at all and I lucked out with Timid on it. Dratini -> Receive Dragon Dance / Extreme Speed Egg move Eevee -> Rash -> Modest Nature change Porygon -> 31 IVs in SpDef 110
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Johto complete and this shit kicked my ASS, Gyarados died at the Lance fight because it missed one (1) Ice Fang 120
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I FORGOT TO SEND THIS TO THE CHAT but yeah this romhack is so fucking soulful 010
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 03/03/2026lowkey considering buying Fire Red on Switch so I can mess around with arbitrary code execution and maybe hunt for Deoxys if I’m bored enough 110
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 03/03/2026i think edmund is a genuine idiot who doesn’t have internet, but i dont think he’s as morally reprehensible as some make him out to be (i havent read super much into it other than his really concerning tweets that he later retracted) 100
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 03/03/2026bro start tweeting about jobs or smth and get rid of this fuckass icon wtf 😭 i thought bluesky got infiltrated for a sec 110
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 03/03/2026While not entirely on the same level, it’s funny to think how Greninja received nerfs to literally all of its abilities except Torrent in the same gen it got undexited (Battle Bond, Protean) but it gets a Mega years later anyway 110
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Not enough people appreciate the Battle Maison leitmotif in Legends Z-A’s Lumiose nighttime track 000
Blitzy @kazapple.bsky.social · 02/03/2026There was a trend on twit where you post all your Pokemon teams using their Dream World art, spent most of my morning making this lol 230
