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Kaypocalypse

@kaypocalypse.bsky.social
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Least interesting account on the internet. 🫖Pottery, 🕹️video games, 🐾Somewhere The Dog, and whatever else. She/Her

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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My 19 month old went to sleep at 12:30am, awoke at 4 am, and scuplted this around 7:30am. She was extremely focused and methodical about it. It speaks to me.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Stranger Things episode of Sesame Street goes extremely hard. I was not prepared.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a fear of campers and RVs 😅 Specifically fires - I know multiple people who have been in camper/rv fires and the outcomes have been terrible. I dunno if they’re statistically dangerous or if I it have a weird thing going on I wish I didn’t have this fear bc the lifestyle is captivating!
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol I don’t think this went the way Ed Sheeran thought it would.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Breast feeding is the worst choice I’ve ever made it is hell thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My favorite part of flying alone with my 18 month old was when we landed and I had to remove her from my breast so she started screaming “mama milk” at the top of her lungs until we finally deplaned.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
To whomever taught my 18 month old daughter to say “Num in my tum” while eating… tysm
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve made so much sourdough shit I’ve lost count but I am a convert sourdough is my religion Also this article was game changing for me and my sourdough life: www.kingarthurbaking.com/blog/2022/05...
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thank you 💖 I’m going to try a different method to preserve that inner corner on the red square but I might end up just living with it as is because it was very simple and quick
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Got a sewing machine and my MIL immediately sent a box of quilting supplies and fabric so I guess I’m a quilter now
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
QUILTING IS TRICKY
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ohhh kaaayyyyyy 👀 I regret to inform you it’s the best bread I’ve ever made.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I did try to focaccia it but it stayed pretty dense and I don’t think my I’ve. Was hot enough. I made some discard waffles the other day and they were fine but it took 3 bowls and I had to whip egg whites into stiff peaks and I just think the taste to effort ratio was not worth it lol
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@playtrp.bsky.social new character incoming
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dude it took so fuckin long to get the starter going and now you’re telling me I have to stretch and fold this dough every 30 minutes for 4-6 hours?! (I did this btw, then left that mfer out overnight and over proofed it FMLLLL)
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Boys is our Animal Farm
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
People who make sourdough bread: do you never leave home?? How are you achieving this? Am I trippin or is this the neediest bread of all time???
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Some people doom scroll. I… jealousy scroll? I will probably never have free time again (yes I’m feeling dramatic) so I scroll posts of other people doing my hobbies. I wouldn’t call it therapeutic.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I could go my whole life without hearing or seeing the word “AI” again.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“I wonder if this is cultural” is how reddit says “let me tell you im racist without telling you I’m racist” I’m looking at you r/parents and r/redmond lol
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Took a 43 minute ride on the light rail to the Seattle Aquarium with my 17 month old and aside from the miserable heat it was an amazing day. Been trying to accomplish this trip for like 2 months now lol so feeling very powerful rn
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
One fucked up thing about watching your mom’s Alzheimer’s progress, after watching her mom die of it just a few years ago, is the sense of pending doom for yourself that develops.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is beautiful journalism and I am sobbing as I put my little daughter to sleep. I can not imagine the pain May’s parents are enduring.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ok stupid question! Why do people think trade skills are safe from ai when robots are a thing?
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A teacher at my high school admitted to sexually abusing at least 200 students over the course of decades. He was released from prison 5 years into his 10 year sentence. Justice is an illusion.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Prince Tuesday telling Daniel Tiger they can’t play with his rocks because they might break is almost as unhinged as all the adults just agreeing that yes, rocks are fragile. This ep is on repeat in our van dvd player and it is the woat
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me, to the AI: Is AI going to destroy the planet? The AI: First, amazing question you are so smart and pretty. Second, AI is not currently guaranteed* to destroy the planet. Asking about that was such a good idea you should really be proud of all the learning you’ve accomplished today!
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Do games magically stop requiring development once they’re released?
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This case is keeping me up at night. It should be blowing up my feed but I’ve seen one post and had to actively search for more. The under reporting is criminal in and of itself.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So I've read about the dust bowl, and how cows' milk would be basically just dust and blood. That's how my boobs feel.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Being a parent is wild because every single resource, free or paid, will give you just enough information to understand what you need to buy from the provider of that resource, and why. Sleep troubles, emotion regulation, nutrition - name any critical concept that makes parents desperate. Fml.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am so tired.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Microsoft needs to go.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I just saw her tiny desk concert and was blown away 🤯
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The UFC has a tiny peen.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Has everyone just been listening to Tash Sultana and not telling me all this time? WTF?
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
PDF sewing patterns are my worst nightmare I stg
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
First time making onigiri and I think it came out pretty cute! Tuna miso filling was 👩‍🍳 🤌
Onigiri on a plate with a side of grapes in the foreground. A toddler version of the same meal is plated in the background.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Listen I am not an advocate for AI - rather the opposite. But the thread on my Singer 401a has been shredding for months and I have spent countless hours on yt & reddit trying to fix it. This ai mfer helped me diagnose and repair my machine in 30 mins and made me feel really good about myself 💀💔🤮
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
oops i might have a new hyperfixation
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The bricks and minifigs saga is the drama I needed in my life. Like, girl, I did not give a single frak about legos until 3 days ago and now I’m about to become a collector specifically so I can take my business anywhere but BAM 💅
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My daughter started saying “mmm!” when she finishes nursing and I’m choosing to feel flattered lol
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DuckDuckGo @duckduckgo.com · 29/05/2026
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Toddler got her first pee in the potty. Immediately lost all interest in the potty henceforth. And now hates diapers. 15 months. She's been on earth 15 months.
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Elmo in Flames: Everything Is Fine
ALT: Elmo in Flames: Everything Is Fine
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I have not figured out eyes CAN U TELL (Literally they ruin every portrait lolll)
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I really deeply understand the anti ai sentiment in games (and like. Anywhere.) And also I just really don’t wanna boycott people who are doing everything they can to keep their jobs in the current games industry dumpster fire. Just shower thoughts.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Some gifts I made for my sisters' birthdays (one birthday, two sisters). It's taken like 5 years but I think I finally have a "process" so that's cute and fun. #art #digitalwatercolor
Two kids sipping from straws in a coconut held between them. A palm tree sways in the foreground, and a whale breaches in the background sunset.Wives kissing sweetly in front of Mickey's Fun Wheel.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
RPers should be watching Bluey and taking notes.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bluey is the best show on television idgaf.
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Kaypocalypse @kaypocalypse.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but TIL don't let your toddler carry a stuffed animal while you shop unless you plan on buying said stuffed animal 🫠
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