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“I’m not stupid. I speak Italian.”

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2h
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 6h
THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUM ON I 64 GO CATS
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re back, baby
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Late September sun is my favorite kind of sun
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a member of the management team in this building that wears crocs without socks every day, and it grosses me out more than anything
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol FIVE MORE DAYS IN THIS BUILDING I have had the same patient on my list for dysphagia eval like four times now. Not because of a change in condition, but because they go to the hospital and no one communicates that even though they have a PEG, they are PO. Every time they come back NPO EVEN AFTER
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I realized I haven't posted HEY MY BOOK IS OUT BUY MY BOOK but much more importantly: PIZZAMAS IS UPON US. Get your pizzamas gear (it's incredible this year). All our proceeds go to Partners in Health. pizzamas.com
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A long long time ago, John Green had a mustache for around 3 seconds...and Pizza John was born. Now, every year for the last ten years, Hank and John have gone back to making videos every week day onc...
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, this weekend I got new music from two of my favorite artists. After many listens, this is how I rank them: 1.) Silencio 2.) Babylon 3.) Pink Clouding 4.) Cleveland! (Yes, I actually like it) 5.) Patient Zero
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know what this is, but it’s mesmerizing
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah Adam Lambert needed to do the whole tribute
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sombr is not the right voice for this song?
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was about to say Madonna needs to go to bed but they’re in LA
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor needs to work on her plot twists, figured this one out too early in the video lol
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor, GIRL. THAT DRESS
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh good, my show is about to start
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have never heard this Sienna girl but I really like this
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao Madonna dropped a dad joke
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOL THAT PLACE WENT QUIET FOR OL MORGAN
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rachel Dratch is always my favorite
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PUMPKIN SPICE LMAO
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
…the VMAs need a halftime show?
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Omg they’re the same size!!!
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A+ Shaboozey
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ciara Miller
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Bill Hader in 'The Californians' SNL
ALT: Bill Hader in 'The Californians' SNL
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still pissed a Kacey for her response to that fan about the sizes of her clothing line tbh
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOD, Raye is perfect
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My theory is Taylor did not win any moon men this year, so they invented an award to give her so she could premiere the music video.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That man helping Lisa up the stairs took his job SERIOUSLY
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can we get a new host lol
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Were any of these kids in the audience alive when MTV still showed music videos
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also…these shots don’t seem well planned? No one seems ready when the camera is on them?
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna forgot she was supposed to be singing lol
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So what are they gonna do about the VMAs if this football game runs over?
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cleaning out my books when I found this little book I got in Q Magazine probably 20 years ago. I’m obsessed with the fact that Noel Gallagher hates The Beach Boys has its own index listing
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re wondering how I slept last night, I just sat down with an empty coffee cup.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dog after watching four seasons of The Crown
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last week a neighbor family asked if they could cut down some of my banana leaves to make tamales and I of course said yes. I got a free delivery today and they are so delicious! They’re coming back for more leaves tomorrow lol.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People shitting on these new Taylor songs need to go outside lol. They’re fine. I’m enjoying playing them in the car with the windows down. Just let them breathe or go listen to something else man. Idk what to tell you
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you got Oasis tickets and immediately listed them on Stubhub, know that I mean this with my whole chest: fuck you
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to Day 2 of checking my email every fifteen minutes
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have finally been able to really listen to “Silencio” by U2 and folks,,,,,,,,,it’s good
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just saw my hair stylist for the last time. My first final goodbye.
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Ariana Grande Crying (Barbiaminaj)
ALT: Ariana Grande Crying (Barbiaminaj)
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just now realized I did not put my dog’s favorite stuffed toy or her pumpkin treat in her room today, so I’m basically the worst person ever.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The new U2 album apparently features some of Dolly’s final work
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This building is so fucking loud, y’all. Everyone is just LOUD. I actually think it’s driving me slowly insane.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, I’ve been sitting on this for a while and I even debated saying anything at all, but I want to bitch about my job now that I only have six work days left in this building. So, I’m moving back to Eastern Kentucky at the end of October. I don’t have a date pinned, but it will likely be 10/24.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish Oasis would send out “sorry ‘bout your luck” emails if you aren’t getting a code to put me out of my misery. Kind of like at UK basketball ticket lottteries they’d post the whole random draw list so you weren’t sitting there all night with no chance of tickets. Ugh.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Up early so I can start refreshing my email every five minutes looking for that Oasis ticket code
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The National’s fan club, Cherry Tree, has the most helpful customer service team I’ve ever experienced. I’ve had to reach out to them a few times over the years, and they are so accommodating and patient. It’s a little thing that makes me very happy.
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Kristie @kayni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“People are always telling you that change in a a good thing. But all they’re really saying is that something you didn’t want to happen at all, has happened.”
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