Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You ever notice how every Three Letter Word has only three letters? Really makes a you think... 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Does anyone else dip their bricks in concrete before they eat them? 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have a sickly little man who shows up. I don't know his name, he doesn't know mine; that's the agreement. I hand him the pages, he delivers them to Who Knows Where. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What do you call a father who's gambled everything away, divorced by their wife, had their children's visiting rights taken, and who's life is completely meaningless? Dada. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026100 Hours of Silence intermittently interrupted by 100 Hours of Silence intermittently interrupted by Family Guy Funnies 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In terms of time, the days last too long. In terms of time, the days don't last long enough. Now read that again. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You're really going to say "the" in front of a baby? Quit being ableist. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love when things are real. Like, hell yeah, existing. I love that. Keep doing that please. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I curse thee with no depth perception until you learn the meaning of Christmas. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A witches cauldron but instead of ingredients like Eye of Newt, it's Can of Coca-Cola and Idol of Pikachu. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I enjoy the bot followers. They feed both my ego and my stomach. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Do not vote for me as president, I don't know how to do that job. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm the reason we need "Do Not Consume" labels on recently recalled foods, because I do not know where else to find that information. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Please clean up after your dog" Fine. Then I will shit in your yard and get away scot-free. 000
Kay @kaymate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thanks to AI for not helping me write this post. I hope they continue to not help me in the future. 000
