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KayFiOS

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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 6h
Yes, he is a hemorrhoid.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 6h
If Donnie can't handle a little bit of stress, then maybe he's not fit to be president.
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Kermit the Frog Sipping Tea
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you really think Trump would care if it was?
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only thing I would ever get excited for MB directing is a Street Sharks movie starring Vin Diesel as Slammu, but I know that will never happen.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminds me of this joke 😂 youtu.be/0AFtBNZW0u8?...
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A Hat in Time - Proof of Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism
YouTube video by Morlark
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not really a W for the people who wanted Bloodborne on PC, but at least it's an L for Sony. People have been BEGGING Sony to release it on PC, and I imagine some of the people who would have paid for a PC release are playing this slopcomp instead.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just want to say I appreciate you and your team for putting in the effort to port this game to PC. I'm so sick of all the slop ports...
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude already holds the record for most impeached president at two impeachments. I guess he wants to make sure his record is untouchable. Forget the ballroom, forget the Kennedy center, THIS is going to be his legacy!
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've never been so excited to vote.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dorkly Carolyn Page
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Twilight Princess Randomizer, FFXIV, and Cyberpunk
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It cut off before it got *better* 😁
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's gotten to a point where I can't remember my brother's old name without having to dig into the recesses of my noggin for a moment, not that it ever comes up. At first, it does take a bit of getting used to, but by no means is it impossible.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mweep
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't even know if they're changing a whole lot about the dungeon puzzles, the story, or anything like that, I just want to vibe in this game!
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THEY'RE SUCH SILLY GOOBERS! I love 'em!
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First, you have to keep in mind that Nintendo didn't develop this port. That credit goes to Tantalus. Second, this game already looks great, and runs better than it did on the Wii at a stable 60fps in 1080p. Not updating the game to 4K isn't some malicious slight against the fans. Chill.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need that Ravenous Samus as a sticker 😂
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well-deserved! The trailer for Metroid Ravenous is one of the best trailers Nintendo's ever released! Not quite as good as the Breath of the Wild trailer from the Nintendo Switch Presentation 2017, but still pretty damn good!
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dilf bod
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's the piss app now. Pretty fitting if you ask me.
The PlayStation app icon has been made yellow, the same color as urine.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The baby is upset because there isn't a ball pit.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Double Trouble!! mentioned!
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now how do I turn that Sonic one into an AVGN-styled gaming toaster, but for Genesis games...?
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bunch of rejects get stuck in a hole looking for One-Eyed Willy. I tried. It's hard to make that film sound boring.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That was my attempt at a joke, because I know they would never do anything Tarzan related lol
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nah, he's going to have a different outfit for each world he visits. This is his Deep Jungle fit.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He's not that smart. Everything he does is because he's pure evil. If it also takes people's minds off the Epstein files? Well, that's just a bonus.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Aside from that, I can already boot up Sunshine with SM3DAS. If anything, Nintendo should've just rereleased Sunshine as a standalone game, since Galaxy was rereleased with Galaxy 2, and SM64 didn't receive any noteworthy changes in SM3DAS, so you may as well play the Nintendo Classics version.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I don't think I'll ever replace my Kirby Air Riders icon
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fuck 'em. Humanity got along fine before AI blew up the way it did, and will be better off when the bubble finally pops.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Say what you want about this movie, it more than deserves it, but Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo were great casting choices. No notes!
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
People want affordable housing? Well fuck them! There are more important things at stake, like ME having MY way!
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Futurama Fry
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think both are good, but I prefer the hedgehog. I'm a Sonic fan, and a sucker for really well designed OCs... And that's not exclusive to Sonic OCs either. See my pfp? It's my Kirby OC!
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Arizonans don't have to deal with this shit lol
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Not a GI player, but I appreciate that she's a reference to The Swan Princess!
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Princess Odette Wink
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Are they for fucking real right now...
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fully expecting every online storefront selling this game to crash when it releases.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wot about babies?! You guys got any babies???
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
As if the president isn't Shido, Okumura, Kaneshiro, and ESPECIALLY Kamoshida rolled up into one grotesque amalgamation of the shittiest traits a human being can have...
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I saw a boot! If I get a headshot with it, can I also throw one for Jenny and the wimp?
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I need to buy a bottle of sparkling cider to pop open when he kicks the bucket (not a champagne guy)
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
At least until Revelation comes out
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh thank goodness, they added lag to Krazy Kong Klamour! so you don't have to pause buffer; that was the only way to beat this part on the Wii U Virtual Console. #donkeykong64
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Didn't know about that code, but I usually just do this lol
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I live in America, so can't sign it, but I hope it does well! Twitter's always been a Nazi cesspool, even before Muskrat bought it, it's about time it started getting banned.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Live Koizumi Reaction:
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Or a remake of the first game.
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KayFiOS @kayfios.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Or use the N64 controller ig
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