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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉

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Translator of too many languages who makes videos, Plays Games Poorly & decolonises museums while literally getting their PhD in detecting white nonsense.

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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 2h
He's not having any of it
Selfie of me in the same makeup, now sitting in a chair and looking gleefully back at the same cat, who is pensively perched on the back of the chair
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 2h
Tested out some drag monster makeup for the third time and I'm pleased to report that I have successfully frightened a cat
A selfie of me grinning in some camp skeletal makeup while a gorgeous black and white cat lies nervously next to me
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 30/09/2026
Me when I fall yet again for another edgelord movie claiming to be a clever take-down of something
Alan Partridge has a tantrum, wailing "STOP GETTING SATIRE WRONG!"
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 28/09/2026
Odd - the byline implies the lawsuit is about Black employees using the N-word, but when you read the article there's no mention of this. The article describes the lawsuit as being about the racialised environment faced by Black employees, with Tesla's lawyer using Black use of the word as a defense
ls The N-Word A "Term Of Respect"?
Tesla's Lawyers Argue Context
Matters In Court Case
Tesla is facing a racial discrimination trial,
accused of allowing Black employees at it..
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 27/09/2026
lmao the best part about working your arse off to make high-quality, research-based videos about complex topics is watching the dough just rolling in
YouTube Summary
Last 28 days
Views	148.6K	
Watch time (hours)	22.0K	
Estimated revenue	$2.19
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 22/09/2026
Aww yiii ready to quit my day job and become a full-time YouTuber. This working relationship clearly benefits me more than YouTube (And yes, that's Australian dollars, that powerhouse of the global economy)
My estimated YouTube revenue for the past month is 1.48 Australian dollars
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 18/09/2026
I was writing up a poll about which video I should work on after the one I'm making now, and it's a truly fascinating look into my brain:
Let's Learn Eugenics 101 with Pokemon!

Pecking Away at the Discourse of 'Passing' with Foucault

A Deep Dive Into Sin: The Happy Revolutionary Vampires of SINNERS

Dating the White Way: That Time I Infiltrated WhiteDate.net
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Zorak and the Original Way Outs will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 14/09/2026
Hey folks, I'll do a hunt myself, but in case any of you have come across any really insightful videos by Black Youtubers about DOLEMITE, DOLEMITE IS MY NAME, Rudy Ray Moore, or any combination thereof, please send them my way! I want to shout out some of them in my next video 😄 #FilmSky
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 07/09/2026
Toot toot!
My tiny grey bunny "John-Pierre" is perched precariously on top of his cardboard locomotive, with his little paws on the front. He looks bemused
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 04/09/2026
My chronic anxiety was put to the test just now when I opened the door to leave for an appointment and a stray cat strolled on inside like he owned the place Please someone help me find his owner and get him out 😭 When I left home there was a ginger cat wandering around, also with tags
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 01/09/2026
Wahey! The MIDSOMMAR video is DONE! Now I just need to wait for my copyright claim appeal to go through and I can make it public. EEEEEE we're so close!
The thumbnail for my upcoming video called "MIDSOMMAR: All the Bells and Dogwhistles". It shows Dani from the final scene of MIDSOMMAR, covered in flowers with a big grin on her face. Two othala runes on fire replace her eyes, and the xenophobic banner from the film hangs behind her. The background is a big buncha red flames
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 31/08/2026
That moment when need a haircut but have a single moment where it looks deliberately stylish
Selfie showing a big unruly mass of curly hair on one side of my head, while the other side is much shorter and flicked up the the edges. Somehow it works?
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 31/08/2026
Me, leaving my hotel room, my pockets stuffed full of amenities:
Scene from "I'm Alan Partridge", with Alan trying to walk past hotel staff with an extra large plate he snuck into an "eat all you can fit on a plate" buffet.

The receptionist is smiling congenially as she asks "Got your big plate, Alan?"

Alan resignedly answers "Yes", knowing deep down the jig is up.
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 27/08/2026
Peek-a-boo!
My tiny grey dwarf rabbit "John-Pierre" is poking his little head up through the top of the cardboard train carriage he likes to sit in. He looking directly at the camera
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 27/08/2026
Look at my children getting along 😭
My fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble is gently bumping her head against the head of my little grey dwarf rabbit "John-Pierre", who doesn't seem to be as annoyed or surprised as he usually is when she tries to bond with him <3
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 23/08/2026
MIDSOMMAR photoshoot with Beelzebumble for... reasons
Photo of me smiling at the camera in a MIDSOMMAR flower crown and white dress, while holding my fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble. She is looking at me with her paw on my chestSame as before, but now me and Bumbly are smiling happily at each other like a loving family should
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 22/08/2026
That moment when your long-term partner tries to be spontaneous and romantic on Bluesky
A DM exchange on Bluesky. My partner is DMing me for the first time:
You keep showing up on my TL like the
universe is hinting I should stop lurking
and start typing.
So here I am sliding into your DMs

My immediate response:
fu creep i have a gf
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 22/08/2026
Genuinely needed that. Thank you 😭 As an indication, I've had a bunch of issues with my animatics not recording properly. The light pink markers are the animatics I need to fix, and all the other colours are everything else 😅 Made good progress today though, so WHO KNOWS
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 22/08/2026
Have a still from the MIDSOMMAR video while waiting which I promise is relevant to the context. (Working so hard to get it done by the end of this week - I've had so many unforeseen and infuriating setbacks, but it's SO CLOSE, I promise you)
Image of Peter Cvjetanovic at the infamous Charlottesville Tiki torch "Unite the Right" rally, with a comic book dialogue bubble saying "MEIN SEXY FÜHRER"
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 21/08/2026
Dancing while cleaning up the kitchen, feeling really good about myself, glance over and the LOOK OF JUDGEMENT I am getting from the other side of the house I will never dance again
My tiny grey bunny "John-Pierre" is glaring at the camera through the bars of his pen. Not a fan of ska music, apparently
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 21/08/2026
Ha ha ha, my partner just sent me her Apple photo of the day, and it's me trying to channel the energy of the shirt she lent me
A beautifully terrible photo of me trying to look cool in a light grey AC/DC T-shirt with a black backwards-facing cap, and a jumper tied around my waist for that extra 90s feel. I'm pretty sure we're on Bautzen Germany. Now starting to wonder if the reason why we felt scrutinizing eyes constantly on us weren't actually racism but in fact rightful judgement of my poor dress sense
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 20/08/2026
Reading that awfully translated book about Japanese monsters again and I need you to know that this passage was considered to be good to publish as is No I didn't get this from AO3
"Nevertheless, it's a kappa's stock in trade to pull human's liver right out of his anus, and in spite of himself the kappa absentmindedly started thinking about getting his fingers on the anus of one of the farmers. 

"No, no!" it admonished itself. "That sort of thing is going to get you killed!" and he rapped one of his hands hard with the other.
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 20/08/2026
Can someone please explain to me why it was necessary to include this AI-generated image for this article Is this what they think it looked like
An article headline reads "Both pilots of an A320 cruising at 36,000 feet with 153 passengers fell asleep for 28 minutes and drifted off course, and the routine fitness checks had cleared them both to fly". The accompanying image is an AI-generated photo depicting to pilots sleeping in a plane, as viewed from the front of the plane. It looks ridiculous
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 20/08/2026
So last night I was trying to read a book about Japanese monsters before bed but the piss-poor translation annoyed me to the point that I looked up the translator. Not only was this white dude's first *published* book a translation, but he's literally emperor-approved. Lord give me the confidence
"William Scott Wilson has published over 20 books that have been translated into as many languages. His first book, a translation of the Hagakure, was featured in the film Ghost Dog by director Jim Jarmusch. He was awarded a Commendation from the Foreign Ministry of Japan in 2005 and inducted into the Order of the Rising Sun by the Japanese Emperor in 2015."
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 15/08/2026
Meanwhile, in the drag king/thing group chat
The beginning of a message reading "If anyone is going to the NSYNC class today at"
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 14/08/2026
Selfie alone versus selfie time with my child
Regular selfie. Just a big 'ol smileSelfie with cat tail intruding and threatening to slap faceVery blurred selfie due to difficulty wrangling a cat who thinks this is some kind of GAMESelfie with cat in front looking stunned like a deer in the headlights, obscuring half my face
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 14/08/2026
I try to avoid YouTube comments. Today I failed. "The future looked bright in the 90s" "The 90s produced some of the best songs [...], an unmatched positivity vibe!" Babylon Zoo's "Spaceman": The sickening taste / Homophobic jokes / Images of fascist votes / Beam me up 'cause I can't breathe
My comment on the music video for Babylon Zoo's "Spaceman":

My favourite thing is all the comments being nostalgic for the 90s as 'the best' decade when the lyrics are explicitly pointing out how things were in fact not great then either. And to clarify, it's perfectly fine to love this song and to love the 90s, but also, the lyrics were written for a reason yo
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 14/08/2026
At a bubble tea place and I don't even have white nonsense to blame for the monstrosity on the left
A "new sweet obsession" menu offers a matcha milk tea mixed with Biscoff
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 13/08/2026
Can you tell which one I call "Eggy" and which one I call "Leggy"?
A photo of a messy room with two sleeping animals. One is a tiny grey dwarf rabbit with a little white nose who is very round. The other is a fluffy grey and white cat with a little pink nose, snoozing on a chair with her front paw sticking out
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 13/08/2026
lmao I am so proud that they didn't censor my "honk" T-shirt and that it's so prominently displayed For once, the system is working as it should 💪
A LinkedIn post from Deakin Research announces the finalists for a digital storytelling competition. I'm one of these people. My photo is prominently displayed, depicting me proudly standing with my arms crossed over a black T-shirt that says "HONK" in letters like the font from the "DOOM" video game series, and shows the goose from "Untitled Goose Game" standing triumphantly over a hoard of stolen goods, including a "no geese" sign
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 07/08/2026
She knows what she did and she couldn't give two shits about it
Photo of Bumbly looking proudly down from the clothes horse at me, daring me to complain
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 07/08/2026
How it's going:
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 03/08/2026
I'm rapidly losing consciousness for the night but Bumbly is happy to be photogenic enough for both of us
My fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble looks like she's smiling directly at the camera, in a selfie that shows a hint of my forehead looking half asleep
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 03/08/2026
Without downloading new pics what it is like dating you?
Photo of a board game called "Deep Regrets: An Unfortunate Fishing Game"
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 02/08/2026
One of my favourite parts about making videos about horrible, horrible people is trying to find the worst possible photo to represent them but never mentioning that I've done this deliberately or commenting on it in any way
Photo of Jordan Peterson looking goofyPhoto of Gavin McInnes with a coy finger in his mouth wearing a camouflage baseball cap that reads "Osama Bin Laden is Basically a Fucking Asshole"RFK Jr. looking vacant with his eyes pointing in different directionsPewdiepie pulling a face with his eyes closed and a grimace, and his hands splayed weirdly in front of him
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 24/07/2026
lol, this has been my experience in half my relationships with white boys too From coco-net.org
Summary of infographic text:

The “Problem” Woman of Colour in the Workplace

The Woman of Colour enters the organization

Honeymoon
• the Woman of Colour feels welcomed, needed, and happy

Reality
• the Woman of Colour points out issues within the organization
• she tries to work within the organization’s structure and policies
• she pushes for accountability

Response
• the organization denies, ignores, and blames
• the responsibility of fixing the problem is placed on the Woman of Colour
• People of Colour are pitted against one another

Retaliation
• the organization decides that the woman of colour is the problem and
targets her
• the organization labels the conflict as a “communication issue” or
claims that she is not qualified or “not a good fit

The Woman of Colour exits the organization
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 24/07/2026
So, my eyes are actually two different colors, but you can only tell under certain light conditions. Apparently, that condition is today
Selfie showing one dark brown, almost black eye, and the other eye as a much lighter brown
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 17/07/2026
I love her 😭😭😭
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 17/07/2026
That moment when your friends go to use a fancy public bathroom and you have nothing to do
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 13/07/2026
I never thought I'd see these names in an academic context, and I hope I never will again
Text from slide at a conference:

Friendship and the deepening of participation in the manosphere
Tommy (Mid-20s, Irish) path through the manosphere moved from watching "edgy" YouTubers
(e.g. Filthy Frank and IDubbz)-> watching anti-feminist/far-right creators (e.g. Sargon of Akkad
and Milo Yiannopoulos) -> becoming a far right agigator
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 12/07/2026
Last-minute change of plans. I decided to go with this
Selfie wearing a black tshirt with a paraphrasing of Sarah Hagi's evergreen slogan: "Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man"
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 12/07/2026
Bumbly is a whole mood today
My fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble is sitting in a little nest on the side of her cat tree, looking at the camera. Her face is in an awkward position, making her mouth twist into an open-mouthed scowl, exposing one little tooth
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 11/07/2026
I just found out that the absolute vocal legend Bonnie Tyler passed away. So I guess the next literal music video is actually going to come a little sooner than I thought
A video in progress describing the music video of Bonny Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero" depicts Tyler sitting on a lawn, just after throwing her head downwards. The caption has replaced the lyric "I need a hero" with "I need to face-plant"
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 10/07/2026
Still can't get over what a great book title "The World White Web" is
A book by Ashton Kingdon in the Palgrave Hate Studies Series is called The World White Web: Uncovering the Hidden Meanings of Online Far-Right Propaganda
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 09/07/2026
Now at the point of the MIDSOMMAR video where I'm beginning to think about my next "literal music video" Kate Bush impression as a way to cope with the fact that I'm almost at the finish line and I have no idea how it'll be received or if it will even reach the right people
A screenshot of Davinci Resolve showing some alternate lyrics superimposed onto the music video for Kate Bush's "Hounds of Love". In the still, Bush looks depressed as she makes her way through a bridge made by people's hands at a party. The caption reads "The world's saddest bat-mitzvah"
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 09/07/2026
I'm volunteering at a conference about the manosphere next week and you can bet I'm going to be wearing my PUA/Rizzmaxxing for Women outfit
Kav P grinning with sinister intent in their PUA/Rizzmaxxing for Women outfit - a low-cut black t-shirt and black bowler hat - while lounging in their evil red rocking chair throne
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 09/07/2026
I wish I was joking
Graphic depicting the image of the typical Nazi brony avatar, "Aryanne", somehow doing a Hitler salute with two extra arms
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 09/07/2026
In happier news, I bought these for my drag monster persona Yes they're white as paste for a reason. I am a monster, after all 🪿 🪿 🪿
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Kav "Somebody Who Will Fight Back Against the Fart Left" P 🍉 @kavp.net · 07/07/2026
Automated Google Gemini isn't even trying anymore
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