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Andrew Rudolph

@kautami.bsky.social
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He Uri o Te Rawara me Ngāpuhi ahau. South Aucklander living in Ōtepoti. I have a job already so posting here is more of a part-time hobby at best.

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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, apart from video evidence and the official record of parliament, there's absolutely no evidence to corroborate this. It obviously didn't happen. #nzpol
Four lights meme from Star Trek: TNG - Top caption referencing RNZ Commentator "I can't find any reference of Luxon saying "Cry me a rover"
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New Word: ShACTenpoopen: (noun/verb) Uncontrollable diarrhoea contracted due to decreased food safety regulations. #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The real victims of Food Insecurity #nzpol
Maude Flanders 'Won't something body think of the children!?' meme template: Top text: ACT Party. Bottom Text: Won't somebody think of the shareholders and owners!
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ACT Party Policy: No evidence, (bad) vibes only #nzpol
The two buton meme: 
1st panel: Button 1: Read the Evidence Button 2: make something up
2nd panel: A worried looking man titled David Seymour
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Younger generations will never know the horror. #nzpol
Meme showing the cycle lane that the Prime Minister Christoper Luxon complained about having to cross to get to his apartment (paid for by the taxpayer right next to parliament). Caption reads "I had to cross a cycle lane to get to school"
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A fiscally responsible healthcare provision. #nzpol
A picture of the Grim Reaper with the caption "National's Healthcare Policy"
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How do you know? Their lips are moving. #nzpol
Saw Gererra Meme: Top line: When National claim they want higher wages for workers

Saw: Lies, deception
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
How to save money on your heating this winter: a) Spend money you don't have b) Have someone lend you an expensive thermal camera, cause your mate's got one they can lend you, right? c) Die? www.rnz.co.nz/life/lifesty... #kikorangi
rnz.co.nz
How to keep your home warm if you're renting or on a budget
A cheap or second-hand rug can help block gaps in floorboards to keep your home warmer.
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Technically true. Tragically incomplete. #nzpol
Scroll of Truth meme: Tertiary Education's value is its contribution to GDP
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I don't have ideology, YOU do! #nzpol
Smug baby meme: Top text: Baby Simeon has learnt a new word! Bottom text: Ideology
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Look, I'm as surprised as you are #nzpol
Scroll of truth meme: text is - 1st panel "I've finally found it... after 15 years" 2nd panel "The Scroll of Truth!" 3rd panel [opens scroll] "Labour's public transport policy is good" 4th Panel - throws scroll away.
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Labour to out-National, National? #nzpol
Meme: A man (Chris Hipkins) with two buttons and choices" Button 1: Releasing policy Button 2: Not doing anything while your opponents make mistakes
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Well, I mean, they're not wrong... #nzpol
The 'we are not the same' meme: 
Top text: You vote ACT cause you only care about yourself
Bottom text: I vote ACT because their policies will kill the planet quicker meaning less suffering. We are not the same.
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's a hell of a drug #nzpol
Top Panel: Elmo (titled NACTNZF) with fruit on one side - titled "Investing in renewable energy, and white powder titled "Fossil Fuel".
Bottom Panel: Elmo with his face in the white powder.
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If the old won't protect the young, then the young have no duty to protect the old. This is the way. #nzpol
Meme of young girl in front of house burning in background - she smiles and turns the camera. Above the burning house "Superannuation", and by the young girl "The young getting their revenge".
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Destroying the future to save the past #nzpol
Tutled: Budget 2026. The grim repear passes three doors and knocks on a fourth. The four doors are: The environment; Social servces; Education; and Your children's future
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
At this point it's patriotic to be corrupt #nzpol
Spongebob garbage meme: First panel: there's no corruption in NZ 2nd: mp's expenses 3rd: Lobbyist access 4th: minsterial discretion 4th: mps buying more houses after giving landlord tax breaks 5th greenhouse gas exemptions 6th: donations from fast-track approvals
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The upcoming budget - SPOILER ALERT!!! #nzpol
A pipline of water with a tiny drip for the public and gushing fountain for landlords, the waelthy, and corporations
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Always remember to vote against your children's interests #nzpol
Meme two hands clasping with the goal as 'Destroying the Climate' and the two arms being NACTNZF and Fossil Fuel Companies
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wow, these new WINZ staff are pretty harsh #nzpol
Picture of T800 Terminator Robot saying "Your benefit is... Terminated"
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
NZ First - but culture wars firster #nzpol
Austin Powers meme: Top panel Dr Evil on the phone saying 'and election is coming'; bottom panel: Evil henchperson saying "Release the Transphobia"
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yes, but what about second bank? #nzpol
The Distracted Boyfriend Meme: with the boyfriend (labeled Winston Peters) watching an attractive woman (labled the BNZ bank) while his girlfriend (labelled Kiwibank) looks disgusted
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
That doesn't seem fair... #nzpol
Trade offer with NZ Labour Party. They recieve your vote, and you recieve policies that appeal to National Party voters
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just like with the Ferries? #nzpol
Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown, saying "Bipartisan approaches to infrastructure will absolutely be reciprocated next time  national gets in power, trust me bro"
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Don't forget, we're all in the same boat #nzpol
A boat in which the rich dine in the sunshine on deck, while the poor row below deck in the dark - yet, somehow, we're all in this together. The caption reads, "He Waka Eke Noa"
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KidOf60sTeens; The right wing is not your ally. @kidof60steens.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Our current coalition government in a nutshell: We all deserve to live in a country that supports us ALL, not just the wealthy, sorted, greedy, cruel adherents to this regime. #NZPol #DitchThePricksIn26 #ToituTeTiriti #EndTheCruelty ✅️✅️💚
A tryptic covering the three governing coalition partners. 

At the top in blue, the National party leader, with the phrase 
"Reward the Rich"

In the centre in pink, the act leader and deputy, with the phrase 
"Punish the Poor"

At the bottom, in black, the NZ First leader, with the phrase 
"Blame the Others"
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Seems to me that it's a bit rich to be 'surprised' at racism against our Indian communities, when we learnt that racist language and behaviours at the feet or our parents and grandparents. It's fair to argue that's not who we are now; however, the evidence would appear to disagree. #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I know that there's peeps in Wellington who are struggling following flooding - some having lost everything. But, please, pray for the REAL VICTIMS here - Fossil Fuel companies and the politicians they fund. People will demand Green alternatives to prevent CC - oh, THE HORROR! #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Don't National MPs know that everything will be fine if they just pull their polling numbers up by their bootstraps? #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
There is no homelessness, there is no fuel crisis - who you gonna believe? The Govt, or your own lying, cheating eyes and ears? #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Disinfonation (also: disinfo-nation) (noun) A portmanteau of disinformation and nation, describing a country in which evidence-based policymaking is systematically displaced by policy shaped by disinformation, lobbying, and the interests of powerful actors I think I just created a word #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Filling society's essential roles by preventing social mobility - a thought experiment #nzpol
newsroom.co.nz
An 'unmeritocracy' – a modest proposal
Comment from the University of Otago: Previously ‘essential’ workers are being told society is a meritocracy, and their situation is their own fault for not seeking roles of actual value to society
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Pretty pleased to be able to announce our project report for He Autaki Hou: Collaborative decision-making at child protection's front door - An Indigenous community partnership with New Zealand's Child Protection System. #socialwork
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He Autaki Hou: Collaborative decision-making at child protection's front door - University of Otago | Emily Keddell
Pretty pleased to be able to announce our project report for He Autaki Hou: Collaborative decision-making at child protection's front door. Tai Timu Tai Pari Jude Hughes Andrew Rudolph This process e...
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The economy is recovering for those whose voices matter. Those struggling can be safely ignored - unless it's to tell them that their struggles are (somehow) being caused by those also struggling. And the more they struggle, the better for those whose voices matter. #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
If this Government is not trying to take over your professional organisation as a naked power grab to prevent dissent then you are obviously not trying hard enough. Looking at us, Social Workers 👀 #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"We will not spit in your gruel on Mondays and Fridays" Oh wow! A much fairer system, really pumped for this step in the right direction! #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Today, I'm going to genuinely smile at a stranger - could be at the supermarket; maybe the gas station; may be while walking down the street. Might even say "Hi, how are you?". No one can stop me.
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Relax, it’s only poor brown people in prison who’ll lose their vote. Rich white criminals usually get a fine or home detention, so they’ll still be voting. Happy Days. #nzpol /s
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Day 16 of stopping smoking because David Seymour said 'smokers are heroes because they pay lots of excise tax and don't need a pension' (cause they're dead). Love never made be stop smoking but spite and pettiness did. Thanks, David, I owe you one. #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
David Seymour said that smokers are heroes because they pay lots of excise tax and don't need a pension. If DS calls you a hero then you're doing something wrong. Day 5 of stopping smoking... #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Help out Southern Youth Development - a great #Ōtepoti #Dunedin organisation supporting our Youth!
givealittle.co.nz
Dave Broughton abseiling for rangatahi on Otago!
Participating in syd Annual Fundraiser 2025
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Student Accommodation Available Now! 1 bedroom. Close to the University and all student amenities. No smokers, no pets. $500p/w Welcome back ;) #Dunedin
A mattress on the Lieth - Dunedin
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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Seymour gives kids rheumatic fever! #nzpol www.1news.co.nz/2022/07/06/n...
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NZ study links rheumatic fever to skin infections, poverty
Professor Michael Baker says “improving housing conditions” is a key way to stop Kiwi kids getting the illness.
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
#Ōtepoti
Flyer for Race Relations Week 15 - 23 March 2025
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
NZ loses $1b per year to tax-cheating Multinational Companies, and the super rich. #nzpol But also this: "Multinational corporations cheated more after tax rate cuts, disproving “tax appeasement” thinking popular with lobbyists and some politicians"
taxjustice.net
World losing half a trillion to tax abuse, largely due to 8 countries blocking UN tax reform, annual report finds | Tax Justice Network
Multinational corporations cheated more after getting tax cuts, largest inadvertent real-world testing of corporate tax policies reveals Countries are losing US$492 billion in tax a year to multinatio...
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If you've looked at the history of Te Tiriti o Waitangi, and how it failed to protect Māori rights, would you then be comfortable having your rights protected by this same document? Would you like to be treated the way Māori have historically been treated in this country? #nzpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
#nzpol Tēnā koe, Prime Minister Luxon, I am reaching out to express my profound concern over the decision to exclude Newsroom journalist Aaron Smale from the official apology to survivors and victims of abuse in state care. I am writing to implore you to reverse this decision.
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beckydubs 🇳🇿 @beckydubs.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Something I can do. Signed. #nzpol our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/im...
our.actionstation.org.nz
Implement all recommendations from the Abuse in Care Royal Commission of Inquiry
We all want Aotearoa New Zealand to be a place where everyone can thrive. Certainly a place where survivors of abuse in State Care and in the Care of Faith-based Institutions can thrive. We know that ...
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I could spend $500 today to address an issue, or, I could spend $100 but it will cost me a further $1000 later on. However, by the time the bill comes due someone else will have to deal with it. Then, I can yell at them for spending the $1000. National/ACT/NZ First austerity logic. #NZpol
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Andrew Rudolph @kautami.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Surely the NZ Labour Party can win the next election if they just present watered down versions of existing National Party policies as their campaign manifesto, or just 'cautiously agree' to changes to show they are a 'serious' party. I'm sure nothing will go wrong because of it.
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