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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer

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he/they, queer | Husband, drummer, tabletop game enthusiast and software developer that cares about the Knicks entirely too much. #freePalestine #fuckICE #noAi #buyRecords kaumlaut.art

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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 3h
Too many damn turnovers. #nyliberty #wnba
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
John Konchar, Bruce Brown. Apparently we are looking for diet Josh Hart. Drew Eubanks does not move me at all. I was trying to give them a chance to prove me wrong with how they handled the draft, but at this point they should have just drafted Tarris Reed when they had the chance. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I am on fire right now
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So that 76ers starting 5: Maxey Edgecombe Brown James Embiid 5 guys who want the ball and 2 guys who can defend? I don't know #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Update: I crushed harder today. Guess 2
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I crushed that Wordle
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh well, that was fun for a millisecond... Back to Missi and Diabate hope I guess. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love @friends-table.bsky.social so much. I'm making my way through all of the seasons again and just got to the end of Spring, right before the epilogue. It's such a thoughtful and beautiful show. Every time I hear that soundtrack it's like coming home. Made me a better person.
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dallas have Morez Johnson, Derick Lively and Daniel Gafford ahead of Cisse. Lively is still out though. Maybe they don't match or maybe this puts pressure on them to do a sign and trade #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dear Dallas, give us one more gift and do not match please #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The LeBron thing is somehow more annoying than the Giannis thing. Just get it over with already. #knicksSky #nbaSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OG is my spirit animal #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Music notation is so god damn unintuitive. I know what all of these mean separately but how are you supposed to read this quickly?
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nobody has ever felt pain like a lightly grazed soccer player.
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We did it! I think both Nickel and Kayil are promising enough to sign to a 2nd round minimum. Wouldn't hate Liam Robbins and Dillon Jones on a two-way. Bring back McCullar on a two-way as well. Then the difficult decision is who to send out for a 3rd center. Dadiet, Kolek or McBride? #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wow that were two atrocious passes by Sellers in a row #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Summer league game accidentally became fun #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No Dadiet, no Diawara. Nickel is going to take 35 shots 😅 #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rewatching game 4 of the finals. Man the league really wanted KAT out of the game. Ridiculous #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Having Kolek in these summer league games would have made a world of difference. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Diawara will be fine. Like what I've seen from Nickel and Dadiet. Would be nice if Dadiet made some 3s. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Jamie Cullum was great as usual at #elbjazz festival
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Unrelated to second apron issues. Fuck James Dolan forever #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Glad Clarkson is back. Now get me a mobile, defense first center, who preferably is not older than 30 and we are good. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't know why people want Valanciunas as the 3rd center. Would be nice to have someone who is somewhat mobile and can play defense on the roster. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so ready for Diawara ball this weekend #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm keeping Clarkson over DeRozan if I'm the Knicks. Changed his entire game to contribute and seems to be a great guy. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Drummond is fine but he isn't staying on the floor against a good offense. Still need a 3rd big that can defend. Preferably a young guy we can develop and keep long term. Also bring back Clarkson. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm glad they are not just looking at the most convenient left over free agents🤷‍♂️ #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Feels like a good day to get some centers. Taking more than two days to sign Looney or Richards is weird to me. Maybe there is more going on after all. Favorite targets: - Diabate - Kalkbrenner - Missi #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Jesus the Lakers are signing half the league #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Get me Diabate Leon #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's going to be Nick Richards isn't it... #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If Kawhi stays healthy the Raptors might be scary #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is that Trey Jemisons music? #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Well I think this means we have to trade for an actual backup center now, not just sign a salary slot to be used at the deadline. Good for you Ariel, get paid. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I know a lot of Knicks fans have mixed feelings about Lebron, but this team repeats. If he'd take the tax MLE and is okay with a bench role you pay what it takes to get Diabate. The only thing stopping this team is turbulence in the lockerroom. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They are not extending the qualifying offer, which is more than the vet minimum. The idea is likely to sign him to the vet minimum. That way they save about 200k #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Been watching some of the backup center options for the Knicks. I love how quick and agile Diabate is, a completely different look. Don't think we have the passer to set him up the way the Hornets did with Ball. He looks really skinny. Don't know how he holds up against stronger centers #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Man and the Suns were just on the upswing. Good business by the Hornets to get rid of him. #nbaSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Keep Jonathan Isaac far away from my team #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Man Dylan Cardwells analytics are great last year. Only played one year on a terrible team though, so it it real and sustainable? Garden would love his personality though. Kings should not give him up though. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Don't love the Richards and Looney report. Never liked Richards game, there is a reason he is on a different team every year. Looney might be cooked. I still think Day'Ron Sharpe is the best option if you can pry him away from the Nets. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Diawara back ✅ Alvarado back ✅ Shamet back ⬜ Backup center ⬜ Happy these guys are back. I think both will make a big impact this year. Alvarado already proved it in the finals. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I want nothing to do with Deandre Ayton and Andre Drummond. If it isn't Mitch: Day'Ron Sharpe Jock Landale Moussa Diabate Yves MissI Precious Achiuwa Or if the front office has trust he can do it: Ariel Hukporti. I haven't seen enough myself but they have better insight there. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you feel the need to get more annoyed at James Dolan, listen to the new episode of Old man and the Three with Shamet and Turturro. How can you not do everything you can to make sure to keep guys like that. Just pay the money Dolan. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If the goal is to repeat, a rookie center is not the best option as your backup. If you think Hukporti is a good 3rd center but not a full time backup then you don't need to draft a center. I would have liked them to get Reed but if they want a vet the process of not drafting is sound. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is the best I could come up with without completely gutting our guard depth. Doubt that's enough to keep Mitch. You could let Jose go and trade Deuce, sign 2 vets mins more, that gets you another ~3.5 million. But then you are losing 3 rotation guys instead of 1. #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Leon better not trade Kolek. Nickel and Dime need to the see the court together when Clyde is on the call. (Don't know who came up with that nickname but I love it) #knicksSky
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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #NoAI #FuckICE | Max Kämmerer @kaumlaut.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Can't wait to hear what Clyde calls Ugonna Onyenso. #knicksSky
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