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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 05/09/2026

Theory: Paul McCartney actually wrote "Let It Be" about the Virgin Mary, but didn't want to seem like a square, so he said it was about weed.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 25/08/2026

Level of high: goddamned mystified why I can not find Cluck'n Bell in DoorDash again.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 25/08/2026

Autisning: adj., n. something your mask for autism will not survive. "The date was going fine until we discovered a brutally autisning railroad museum," or "My coworkers have been weird to me since trivia and the all anime music round autisnal."

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 23/08/2026

Is there a word in any language for the experience of something that is in your awareness while simultaneously not in your cognition? My screen was just looking wavy, like it was under a little bit of water, and I knew that, but until I stopped to look at _the thought_, I didn't know what it was.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 23/08/2026

Do you realize that AI that produces video has inferred the laws of physics just from observation? Do you get how fucking bonkers that is? The picture and the screen are now one.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 13/08/2026

Whoa.. what if air quotes don't come from quotation marks, but the other way around: they needed a print representation of the gesture everyone was using for when they are mocking someone, pre-Gutenberg.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 05/08/2026

Singing Hebrew prayers in Aaron Neville's voice? What you've heard is true-- they do reach God faster!

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 05/08/2026

Nothing is ever truly and completely a failure until someone has loved and embraced it. I hope you kids understand that I wanted to leave that opening for you. Night.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 02/08/2026

You no disgusting parasite. If you don't know they some woman is gambling on whatever you are becoming a charity, sucka you are naïve.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 02/08/2026

Wait a minute. How is it that there are less than a thousand Scout Troops in the USA? Even at the height of.. you know.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 02/08/2026

Fuck Grok. Including the headings when you can't even bother to steal information about that from better sources? Nobody searched her name to find out what they already knew about her. But at least Grok is confident that she had a Personal Life and Death of some kind.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 17/07/2026

How do they know that the kids who got autism from vaccines weren't going to be born even more significantly disabled without them?

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

From Neurosis to Necrosis! There has to be a game in that. I mean, I have like eight in mind, but for the normies.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

One time someone told me "you're not the editor.. you're the photographer. You don't want to miss a thing, and you never know when to stop." I said thank you and paid him his money. I thought about what he said, and then I decided to invest in his trite advice-giving business.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

Holy shit. I just went from listening to John Lennon's "Oh, Yoko" to @AimeeMann's Goose Snow Cone (Official Video) and it hit me just how many 'O's that is. Like, way more than providence should provide.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

If you've ever addressed a missing item you just found with a coy "oh there you are, you sneaky minx".. .. putcha hands up!

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

We _HAVE_ to figure out how Iran got to Senator Graham. And, if we can't, GoFundMe whatever they're asking.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

You have no idea, the number of people who have said "you are the funniest person I have ever met in my life".. and how strikingly correlated it is to the number of people I've tried to avoid ever seeing again.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

"You have a lot of experience with this type of thing.. what concrete things should I expect of TMS?" "Your typing will be so good. You will continue to notice for months how fluid your fingers are on the keyboard, even when you're full of 7-11 wine."

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

"Ohhh... nooo..... look who musta found their corkscrew." Fuck. You. I. DID. NOT. I found I owned at least two additional ones.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

Can you even fucking believe... I just realized, I am significantly more comfortable with my money going to a Chinese company (even if "Singapore washed") than going to Meta or any of the other douchefuck techbros.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 12/07/2026

I would have never thought I'd be so elated to see the disappearance of "Brought to you by Meta" when I should have seen that coming based on how crestfallen-- yes, crestfallen-- I was to see it appear.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 07/07/2026

I wish I had a sister getting married-- not because I like weddings, or want children around; I want to be the lazy brother-in-law that does nothing and drinks beer all day.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 05/07/2026

You could either be convincing, or talk shit about yourself-- you can't do both.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 10/06/2026

Good Scottish accent sentence: "I like attention, but I don't like scrutiny."

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 08/06/2026

Some serial killers' handywork isn't discovered for years; sometimes never. Anyway, good luck with your little screenplay.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 07/06/2026

TIL: The guy that wrote 28 Days Later is the grandson of a Nobel Prize-winning biologist.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 22/05/2026

It just clicked. Todd Blanche's face constantly looks like the guy who's pretty high on himself because his father-in-law gave him a management job at one of his John Deere dealerships outside Fort Smith, Arkansas, being asked a question by a "big city" lawyer.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 22/05/2026

Before AI, the last time "reality is over" because people won't be able to know what's real or not, it looked like this..

A CG image of a young woman with a normal photo smile on her face, looking directly at the camera. Few sighted people would think this is a real person for many intuitive reasons that are difficult to articulate. The software used to produce it, from Unreal Engine, is called MetaHumans, and just a few years ago, people worried _this_ technology was indistinguishable from reality.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 21/05/2026

I remember a specific nap from when I was seven, but I didn't remember her anniversary.. 🔙🔙.. allergy to peanuts.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 15/05/2026

Just learned the Katy Wix and Melanie Lynskey are not the same person and I am shook.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 06/05/2026

Say what you want about Trump, but he's definitely bringing the rest of the world together.

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Ꮤꖾᚣᛠ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ƓꓴƝƘ?! (ᴀ ᴋᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏsɪᴛʏ) @kauffy.us · 22/04/2026

It now makes more sense that the Times of Israel didn't get rid of this banner...

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