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Mark Fontaine

@katzenjammer1.bsky.social
7.6K followers 7.4K following 11K posts

I’m an artist/singer songwriter with a band called Herd of Cats. Twitter refugee who stands with the resistance, life long Dem and feminist ally. I am the laughing Buddha.I swear a lot & I’m not a bot. (No DMs though offers of cash may be considered)

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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ken Paxton wears his makeup as well and as obviously as DJT and it’s just about as effective. Nothing like little hairs sticking up from his pancake makeup…
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The entire world watched and listened in horror at what Trump DID!
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If an evil, corrupt ,cowardly and vindictive eighty year old bastard falls in the forest and there’s no one there to videotape and ask any questions does anyone actually give a shit?
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good night BlueSky friends.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why we can’t have nice things #12,065 calmatters.org/politics/202...
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California’s high-speed rail authority paid for consultants’ trips to a nightclub, bars and gyms
California’s high-speed rail authority spent $600,000 reimbursing outside consultants for questionable trips to gyms, a nightclub, a cigar lounge and more.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is not a good development. Just because they can do it doesn’t mean they should do it. arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
arstechnica.com
For the first time, the US military confirms it has deployed weapons in orbit
The United States now has on-orbit space control weapons capable of defending the joint force."
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cronkite is spinning faster than a rotisserie chicken on meth right now. That’s the way it is
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pete looks quite fetching in his “Zapp Brannigan Select” Space Force uniform!
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This about sums it up.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Human discourse will be so much calmer, the skies will clear and peace will become seemingly attainable when they take Trump’s internet privileges away. You keep doing what you do Allison, the world is a better place with your voice in it ❤️
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You ever wonder what’s inside your credit card?
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I always thought that the future would be better.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Liberalism itself has failed, and for a pretty good reason. It has been too often compromised by the people who represented it.“ ~ Hunter S Thompson Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 Photo: Hunter on the "Zoo Plane"
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If this doesn’t cause the outrage it deserves then we are doomed. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Trump administration pushing to hand parcel of Yosemite land to private developer – report
Nevada-based Kingsbarn Realty Capital seeks to acquire land to construct private road to development outside park
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trump is only sending $500,000 to Tibet relief. What a miserly piece of crap. He spends four times as much to haul his fat ass around the golf course for the weekend. What an embarrassment.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three persons, two of them absent.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy National Dog Day! (This is our 14 year old dawg Shirley)
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you country goddess 
We will always miss you 😢
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yum! gizmodo.com/scientists-d...
gizmodo.com
Scientists Develop Microbes That Make Vanilla Cookies Out of Plastic Bottles
“Microbes are very clever. So, we are using their traits to solve the problems we created.”
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Stupid is as stupid does. gizmodo.com/nasas-new-te...
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Fox Business Host Learns NASA's New Telescope Isn't Named After That Nancy Grace
Maybe the telescope can find the real killers in another galaxy.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🇺🇦Slava Ukraini!🇺🇦
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s it’s the ballroom blitz!
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is only the very weak and unenlightened soul who insists upon sharing their very bad karma with everyone else.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I signed my last will and testament in pencil just to mess with the probate attorneys heh heh heh…
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Damn it I was planning on buying my wife a new hockey stick for her birthday!
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The radical Left…
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We have reached tomato singularity here at Rancho Fontainio!
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Along with bombing the shit out of civilian infrastructure Israel is spraying Roundup AKA Glyphosate herbicide across historic forests and farmland in Lebanon, look it up.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Another one of those “just because they can doesn’t mean they should” things to worry about. gizmodo.com/this-satelli...
gizmodo.com
This Satellite Is So Bright It Could Fry Your Retinas Through a Telescope
Don't look up.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Here’s a sexy little puggle to brighten up your Tuesday morning
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Picture of the now. I bet he learned that from Netanyahu.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yeah that’s what they say…
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So you’re telling me he’s at home under hospice care now? ‘Cuz it sure sounds like that to me. I was the go to person for hospice care in my family and absolutely none of them were ever as old as Mitch McConnell, 80 tops.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fabio wants his hair back.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Things about living in the far Northern California mountains as one lives with chronic illness:Do I feel bad enough to trouble myself with a trip to our local ER,which I have been known to call the “morgue”, or should I just take a nap. It really is a Hobson’s choice up here. I really love it here.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is what I do every morning at around 7am.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Would you buy a used car from this man?
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Boy that Truth Social Premium sure is paying off for someone today. Iran said that they haven’t been in talks with the Trump administration, funny how that works eh?
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Speaking of Iran, I never knew that Mosaddegh was under house arrest for so long. The Shah was installed by the United States government in the mid 1950s as his replacement in order for Bechtel and the oil companies to strip Iran’s mineral wealth. The rest,as they say, is history.
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Of course the war is not ending, Trump is just dicking with the oil markets again to make buck. I wonder how many people who paid over $100 thousand for early access to his Truth Social account made a big return on their investment.
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Remember this scene?
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As if our lives weren’t short enough, don’t let the ignorant low life bastards sap us of our power we hold in the creativity we have to hold them to account!
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Mark Fontaine @katzenjammer1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mortgage rates are now 6.66%, I’m not religious but if I were I’d take a hint.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A small act of kindness toward someone vulnerable just went viral, proof that you do not need grand gestures to make a real difference. Sharing food, helping a hurt animal, aiding a stranger, this is
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