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Halloween Rex

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The lizard lady (she/they), 29 years younger than Steve Buscemi

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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 19h
Excuse me, we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 07/10/2026
Without downloading new pics describe your gender
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 30/09/2026
I know "don't judge a book by its cover" but Lulu Chen is doing an AMAZING job on @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social's The Spellshop series, fucking stunning Idk I just wanted to show you guys Also the books are good and fun and I've read 2 of these and am just starting the last.
The cover of The Spellshop by Sarah Beth Durst: A beautiful warm sun-speckled outdoor stone stairway, encroached upon by wild greenery and cozy mosses, leading to a small, sweet, imperfect cottage slightly overgrown with vines but still beautiful and welcoming. There is a small tan cat with turquoise feathered wings on the steps.The cover of The Enchanted Greenhouse by Sarah Beth Durst: a snowy scene that is still somehow warm and inviting. A cobblestone path winds towards an old greenhouse, possibly Victorian? Idk it's ornate and gorgeous and lit up inside with the promise of a summer day in the middle of winter. The cat with wings is on this cover too, but backlit so you can't really tell what color he is.Cover of The Faraway Inn, which I haven't finished yet: a cozy little cottage at the end of a cobblestone path, the moss covered roof feels inviting and cozy. The cover is darker, and this one has a simple floral frame around it.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 29/09/2026
Me with children's underwear on my head
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 27/09/2026
HELL YEAH, gonna give my kids an update about their favorite book
The cover of the picture book "I Love Salmon And Lampreys, a Native story of resilience."
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey check out the faves display in my kid's school @ziibiing.com
A shelf with many library books faced forward. The middle one is This Land by Ashley Fairbanks.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 23/09/2026
With alt text ♥️
"Calling a forest “undeveloped land" is such a strange way to describe it.

Nothing is undeveloped about it. It's an ecosystem doing exactly what it's supposed to do."
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 20/09/2026
Instant new favorite: Where's Knuffle Bunny references one of our favorite books (Knuffle Bunny), groups the hidden images by letter to get kids familiar with isolating phonemes, has pictures so the kids don't have to read a list of stuff to find, and has content that adds to it IF a reader is there
The cover of a book: Where's Knuffle Bunny, a superfun Mo Willems Workshop and YOU hidden picture book! It has characters from the book Knuffle Bunny on it and says there is a pop-out Knuffle Bunny and 225+ hidden objects inside.The B page - the reader needs to find a banana, a baseball, a bat, a bicycle, a book, a bird, a bottle, a bouquet, a brush, and a butterfly in the main image. It also continues a story that people who are more advanced readers can follow in the top left corner.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 18/09/2026
They had to know, right
An ad in a rest stop styled to look like a Wisconsin license plate. It says LUV R AG, hypothetically meant to say "love our agriculture), but obviously looks like "love rag."
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 18/09/2026
Got an art kid who isn't quite reading? I just picked up Zoom and the farm scene page will zoom out and turn out to be a play farm a child is playing with and the child playing with the farm toys will zoom out and turn out to be an adult for farm toys on a magazine, and this kiddo is FASCINATED
Red book with the word "ZOOM" written in black and centered. There is a person half out of the first O like it's a hole in the ground.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 17/09/2026
I don't actually want to put kid pics on Al Gore's internet, but if y'all could see how good my 4 year old feels in the $12 suit I found at Once Upon a Child yesterday... The POSES. So good.
My hands holding up a size 4/5T suit with vest. It is very purple.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/09/2026
So you knew better and you told people to vote for people who want to exterminate them anyway? lol k
Lauren @NotABigJerk: "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/09/2026
So we do a different literacy thing with them actually, 6 reads out loud to Ozzy or Maurice (the bearded dragons) to build confidence
Maurice the bearded dragon side-eyeing a BOB book being read by a child who is mostly off camera.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/09/2026
So this is 6's new fave, hopefully relatives believe that *he* is the one who wants the $50 coffee table art book on his wish list...
A book titled Anatomy: Exploring The Human Body. The cover is a gorgeous multimedia collage-style rib plate in which each bone and vertebra has a different patterned image.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 07/09/2026
I love kid art
A child holding markers and drawing a thank-you card. There is a spiderman glove obscuring some of the text so you can only see "Thank Margaret!" It appears to be a scene with grass and a flower and a person and a sun with a face, plus something blue in the middle that I have been told is a balloon.A close up of the person, with wild spiral eyes and many many fingers on its hands.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 04/09/2026
AMAZING
White dude with face blurred duct tapes to seat, but like... His arms are taped down, they taped him from the forehead around the headrest, his hands are taped together, 10/10 chaotic duct tape restraints.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 04/09/2026
The birds pooped us a corn!
A random stalk of corn in the weeds
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 04/09/2026
WHY
Picture of a little girl painting a seaside scene in her grandpa's wood carving shop. In the back corners of the shop are racist caricatures of indigenous people.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 03/09/2026
Camina the Black Burmese Mountain Tortoise with Ozzy the bearded dragon on her back. I have attempted, poorly, to draw hair on Ozzy to make him look like McConnell's wife
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 03/09/2026
Mitch McConnell isn't dead I just snapped this pic of him
Camina the Black Burmese Mountain Tortoise eating mustard greens
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 31/08/2026
But like look at how cool he moves??? Note: I do not know how to do captions, but the audio doesn't relate to the video in a way that matters, it's a 4 year old telling me about bones that people have
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 30/08/2026
Ope
A skip-it stuck in a pine tree.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 30/08/2026
The kids found a larval firefly??? Am I wrong? I'm not an entomologist
An olive brown segmented caterpillar-esque lil guy on my hand. There are bumps that look kind of like spikes on his segments.Same lil guy in my hand but curled slightly.Same lil guy on the arm of a child's gray hoodie.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 30/08/2026
Arguably,
A screenshot of the previous post, but "says distro" has been removed bc frankly the moment a man, you are about to receive information against your will
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 28/08/2026
The kids have been decorating my hair 🥹
Me with dandelions and clover flowers in my braid
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 27/08/2026
Did I show you guys this 4 year old's chalk self portrait?
A humanoid creature drawn on a driveway in white chalk. It has 3 jagged claws on each limb. It has nubs? horns? two tiny fezzes? on top of its head. On one side of its head is an arching stripe of long hair. On the opposite side, a cape flows from its shoulders.A close up on the face. Words will not do it justice, but an attempt - its eyes are two repeating spiraling circles, but somehow manage to convey pain, angst, and maybe fear. You're not sure what this creature might be capable of. Its gaping maw may be colored in, but the scribbles hint at chaos trying to scramble out from within. Despite its simplicity, it contains multitudes.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 23/08/2026
Literally the cutest pajamas though
Pic of a kid's pajamas, there are many kittens on them, semi realistic style but with massive color changes.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 22/08/2026
We have aquarium at home
Bob the Horsfield's tortoise climbing around a cement tortoise - it looks like pre mating activities but it's not
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 19/08/2026
I have no idea what you're talking about and am definitely not being mind controlled to say this
Me with a bearded dragon on my head. I am trying to make a face that looks like I'm being mind controlled.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 19/08/2026
Idk!!! I don't think it says this when you're blocked though
Bsky screenshot that says "error. Not found. Account is deactivated. Try again."
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 18/08/2026
I'm not an artist sorry
A Shin Sonic drawing with sidewalk chalk. Shin Sonic looks like a temu Sonic the Hedgehog but with a giant creepy mouth and then another mouth inside his mouth. My chalk drawing is janky but it kind of suits the character tbh.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 12/08/2026
Wish us luck with the results, 6 and I are doing yard art today 😅
Burdock leaves flattened on the ground and covered in quikrete
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/08/2026
Like this
The Bluey fabric laid on the ground, folded in half, with pattern pieces laid on top indicating the waistbands would face opposite directions
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/08/2026
I'm pretty sure there's not an "up" right??
Light blue fabric with Bingo and Bluey printed all over
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/08/2026
Also apparently men are doing it as non-ceremony clothes also and I think it's such a vibe ✨
A man wearing a black floral print on basketball shorts with red, yellow, and white ribbons around the baseBlack floral shirts with ribbon stripes parallel to the hem in blue, green, red, orange, and yellow
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/08/2026
Also I got him these ones from Fire Mountain Fabrics but I'm not telling him yet because I'm going to do some ribbonwork and make them fancy for summer ceremony stuff - apparently boys are doing ribbon shorts now!
2 fabrics. One is ba black background with turtles on it, the turtle shells all have Indigenous (Anishinaabe maybe?) style florals on them. The other is a red background with a geometric print most often associated with the North American Southwest Indigenous peoples.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/08/2026
So... I told him 2, but we settled on 3 fabrics. I think I'm going to do all of the tops and he's going to do part of the bottoms because shorts are kind of easy but I've also never taught a 6 year old to sew lol
A fancy small-patterned poplin, a black and white skateboard themed graffiti/eyeball/skull patterned cotton, and a light blue cotton with large pictures of Bingo and Bluey all over
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 10/08/2026
So 6 feels VERY STRONGLY about matching clothes... If we approach Meltdown City 3 days a week about it I think he probably needs to learn to sew! Gonna make some matching sets this week
A McCall's sewing pattern for a short sleeve button up shirt and a pair of shorts
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 08/08/2026
Thankssss it's based on a waterfall picture I took a million years ago and I think it's pretty close
A small series of waterfalls trickling down some mossy boulders with a beam of sunlight shining through the middle
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 06/08/2026
Omg hey felting buddy!!! I just took a needle felting and bead embroidery class this weekend and made a thing and I think I'm hooked now
Needle felting in a black frame depicting a waterfall scene. The rocks and background are needle felted, the trees are embroidered with embroidery floss, and the water and leaves are seed beads.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 29/07/2026
Would it give you joy today to see that my gecko thinks she's hiding but her whole b hole is hanging out?
Pic from outside a tank, a gecko's cloaca is banging out from under a hollow log
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 27/07/2026
Yesterday we found a polyphemus moth caterpillar, and as every child learned of its existence through the playground whisper network, every child came over to me to make sure I had seen it also. I looked at that rad ass caterpillar like 20 times and it was great, 10/10
Child's hand holding a fat green caterpillar
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 13/07/2026
The best part of vacation is the books you've been meaning to read for fucking ever
Never Whistle At Night, An Indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology. Edited by Shawn Hawk and Theodore C. Van Alst Jr.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 07/07/2026
This is my favorite cryptic email from preschool ever
Hello

Our foam party has to be rescheduled for unforeseen circumstances.

We are now scheduled to have our foam party on July 21st at 10am.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 06/07/2026
For you, I'd start with Surviving The White Gaze, but these are good too, and there are so many more:
4 books on my floor, placed in no intentional order.
1.) In Their Voices: Black Americans On Transracial Adoption, Rhonda M. Roorda.
2.) The Ethics Of Transracial Adoption, Hawley Fogg-Davis.
3.) Raising Confident Black Kids: A Comprehensive Guide For Empowering Parents And Teachers Of Black Children, M.J. Fievre.
4.) Twenty Things Adopted Kids Wish Their Adoptive Parents Knew, Sherrie Eldridge.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 06/07/2026
I think about this almost every day
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 29/06/2026
This is real
Mother duck with 4 ducklings
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 28/06/2026
They moved when I pulled my camera out 😓
Mother duck with 4 very tiny babies in water filled with lily pads and duckweed.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 27/06/2026
This is a thing I think about at least once a week
News Headline: this pup couldn't hack it as a drug-sniffing dog, so now, he sniffs out the poop of elusive animals in the name of conservation.
Reply by Matt Buechele @mattbooshell- all I read was: cool dog isn't a narc, becomes scientist.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 25/06/2026
Fox News Headline: RFK Jr backs beef, declaring "the war on protein is over" as he thanks America's cattle ranchers.
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