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katy 🌿✨

@katymarmalade.bsky.social
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🍉 she/her. 32. bi 💜 scorpio 🦂 married 💍Eras Pittsburgh N1 🫶🏻

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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m so tired of getting hormonal acne before my period I’m goddamn almost 33 man. I have a wedding to attend tomorrow 😠
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ʅαυɾα⸆⸉ ✮˙ᴴ🐞| cleveland! ❤️‍🔥 @fateofophel1ia.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck off Noah Kahan 😭😭
No one tells you just how long you'll last
Some go slowly and some far too fast
I've got time I never planned to have
I got years and years of it
Draw You Out
Noah Kahan & The Hunger Games
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is some shit going down again my entire TikTok fyp is all TikTok shop ads and videos from two weeks ago
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m definitely about to start my period soon because I just found out that a Democrat is finally running against the Republican representative for my district (I am in a heavily die hard m*ga area) and he’s an immigrant from Iran and now I’m crying because what courage and ambition that man has 😭
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine seeing AI slop art in a home decor store, not realizing it’s AI, posting how cute it is on socials, buying it to put IN YOUR ACTUAL HOME, and now everyone is in the comments saying how cute it is. 🤮🤮🤮
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This perfect fall weather is dangerous I’ve spent so much money today I’m scared to look at my bank account
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If we don’t get news of a new animal crossing game by spring just go ahead and put me in a padded room
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t believe four deluxe tracks released almost a year after the album has been out has people so pressed. Holy shit go touch grass
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dolly🌙🎃 @lavenderdolly.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
lavender haze 🤝 pink clouding BEING THAT BITCH💜🩷
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
could smash a plate of thanksgiving leftovers rn
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mother Nature said haha u thought
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like we all have wildly different opinions on these songs but we’re not violently attacking each other about it we’re just giggling and fuckin around lmao
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
he crossed my heart, i hoped to die 🩷☁️
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pink clouding lovers get behind me 🤺
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Initial ranking: 1. Pink clouding 2. Patient zero 3. Babylon 4. Cleveland 😌
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See yall soooooon with my initial thoughts 😬
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need opinions do we think we’re gonna get a horny song yes or no
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of my all time favorite songs have been deluxe tracks so I’m ✨terrified✨
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank fuck we get new songs tonight or else I don’t think I’d be able to go to work tomorrow and not threaten to throat punch someone
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh I already love the vibes girl give me a cemetery and a violin instrumental gimmeeeeeeee
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thinking of hexing a man 😏
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HOLY FUCK LMAOOOOOO
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m so sorry I know we are all loving Macklemore right now but I have always deeply despised that Downtown song it’s nothing personal I just hate it so much and I’m so sad it’s trending 🤣
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been reeeeeeally toying with the idea of dying my hair black again…. Right now it’s basically like the most dark brown you can get without it being black.
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait a sec so the vibes are very much TTPD but they’re in color. TLOAS and TTPD era love child because she’s still in the asylum but he brought the color back. Ok done.
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She’s so real for flaunting the rock in this cover I feel u girlie
Side profile of Taylor Swift wearing a gray tank top looking off into the distance longingly
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unfortunately for me if Taylor is wearing black on any sort of cover I will be buying 🤷🏻‍♀️
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Update I’m making lasagna soup for dinner and apple crisp for dessert bc he hit it too good 😮‍💨
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just got dicked into oblivion
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Victorian Child Painting
Alt: Victorian Child Painting
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Needed a dress for a wedding in two weeks and happened to stumble across the perfect dress in the Walmart clearance section. $17 just one size too small but it’s so cute and exactly what I was looking for. I love when the shopping gods shine upon me. Now if I could just lose like 5lbs before then 👌🏻
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last of the bugs vinyl arrived finally 👏
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Musical Cockroaches
Alt: Musical Cockroaches
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need Patrick Clancy and Rachel Danis to get their weird fuckin reptilian lookin asses away from the spotlight
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s 1am and I’m getting spoon fed Levi Ackerman fancams
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Stan Twitter Stantwt
Alt: Girl biting her finger
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jenna Marbles is a 40 year old lady today and I think we all could learn a little about what kind of person we should be from Jenna. We miss and love you Jenna I hope you win your basketball game 💕
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seriously can anyone recommend an Etsy witch pls
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who is good at reading birth charts because I feel like mine is wild and also I know some whack shit is goin on rn with the retrogrades and scorpios and I feel especially evil this week
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cackling hyena noises
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is going to ruin the tour
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has a micropenis tell ur friends
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This clowning is particularly fun. We are in uncharted territory; eras is over, she owns her masters, she’s married, she’s got a fuckass bob again, and a DOG? like she really could do anything and there are no stakes involved. This is pure excitement for the unknown and I missed this kinda clowning
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sleep token if you’re listening I need another concert please come to the Pittsburgh area when you can love u xo
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emma ✿ @opaliteskies.swifties.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore was very serious when he walked into the club like ‘waddup I got a big cock’ huh
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cruel of me to have my period during the time where all I can see are 9/11 videos 😩 I’m swimming in an ocean of my own tears
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m tired of everything maxxing. Can we stop maxxing literally everything please thx
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I really couldn’t give a single solitary fuck about what Patrick Clancy has to say 🤷🏻‍♀️ Even if he was not involved his actions during and after speaks volumes
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyone else have a weirdly specific food aversion? I just found out mine is Worcestershire sauce. Never again.
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
after this horrific week of working 55 hours and now having a 3 day weekend….. I need my back to be absolutely destroyed, blown to smithereens, nuked, ripped completely out of my body and then bent in half before Tuesday morning
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When your hubby has a blue collar job but is also unapologetically girlie pop 🧑🏼‍🔧💅🏼
A dark-mode RCS text conversation with Robin. Robin writes, “It’s going to be a good day. It’s an Ari day.” The other person replies, “Omg Ari is playing for me too lmao,” referring to Ariana Grande. Robin asks, “Dandelion?” The other person sends a screenshot of Ariana Grande’s song “safety net (feat. Ty Dolla $ign)” playing and Robin responds, “Fuck yeah.” The other person replies, “Haha.”Continuation of the dark-mode RCS conversation with Robin. Robin says, “I’m about to twerk over this engine bay.” The other person replies, “IM SCREAMIN,” with a heart reaction. Robin responds enthusiastically, “AND TAYLOR?! FUCK YEAH GREAT DAY.” The other person replies, “LMFAOOOO” and then, “You’re so cute and I love you immensely.”
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Taylor Swift Motionless in White Hozier Dayseeker Noah Kahan Sleep Token Paramore Spiritbox I Prevail Fall Out Boy
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katy 🌿✨ @katymarmalade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am ALL multi factor authenticated OUT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. If I have. To reauthenticate myself 10+ times a day, just to export the same goddamn report I have been exporting for almost a decade now… GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT
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