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@kattmaplan.bsky.social
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
night walk followed by cherry garcia
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k-e-sam.bsky.social @k-e-sam.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Salting the pasta water for Annie’s
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Billy, this is chicken korma. It’s is one of the most undervalued dishes on the whole menu. Its defect is that it’s an ugly color. Korma could be not just the best chicken dish on the menu but one of the best dishes ever. This dish should cost $3 million a year. We can get it for $16.
Billy, this is chicken korma. It’s a staple at American Indian food places. It’s is one of the most undervalued dishes on the whole menu. It’s defect is that it’s an ugly color. Korma could be not just the best chicken dish on the menu—and better than tikka but one of the best dishes ever. This dish should cost $3 million a year. We can get him for $16.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
it’s cool when a piece of content is made specifically for me
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
hamnet is a real rural juror ass name
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
the new york rangers are ruining my life.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
rangers game tonight is not a must win but certainly is a can’t lose
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
i have a running theory that pastries are getting better
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
we need to start talking about quiche. chronically underrated food.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
you should always share ur max squat on a first date. max bench would be boorish. max squat is the true test of strength and ability.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
honestly saves this awful season
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
never enough
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ate too much chili for lunch. feel like ass.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
first dogs of the spring semester. learned the same lesson i do everytime—eat your salad before the dogs bc now all i want is more dogs
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
i’ve seen enough the rangers are back
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
*to the tune of fruit salad by the wiggles* tuna salad, yummy, yummy
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
i’ve been calling @k-e-sam.bsky.social the disturber for years. chris collinsworth please cite ur sources.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
my gym sent me an email letting me know the cardio room was closed. not sure why bc you’d never find me in that room. may cancel my membership over this.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
3 martinis and a cigarette
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
ny rangers season saved. never doubted this team or management for a second.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
devastated to learn i did not make the forbes 30 under 30 list. taking some time to think over things w the family. i guess eating 1 million hot dogs in a year isn’t what forbes is looking for.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
why are the new york rangers doing this specifically to me? they are not a good hockey team
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
my favorite team, the new york rangers, is a dumpster fire rn and it is upsetting. this can all be changed with a few wins and that is the magic of sport.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
taking to the skies with my fellow pilots (posting on bluesky with my 12 followers)
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
holding space in my stomach to eat this delicious chili that’s simmering
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
tuna salad sandwich for lunch. we eating good. tuna, mayo, mustard, chopped apple & almonds, vinegar, fried shallots
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
at the grocery store paralyzed by the decision i have to make regarding my sweet treat for tn
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
we are ranch nation!
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
made two horrible mistakes—used vanilla coconut milk in my curry and bought parsley instead of cilantro. deeply embarrassing stuff.
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kattmaplan.bsky.social @kattmaplan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
excited to get in to posting again
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