Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 8hMe: once we’re really drunk we should watch Phantom of the Opera Caitlin: hell yeah *3 hours later* Me: have you heard the good news of our lord and savior Love Never Dies Caitlin: w h a t 120
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 8hMe: hell yeah, get that interspecies tboy cloacal kissing Caitlin: what Me: oh yeah this is the kind of shit I’ve been sending your husband Caitlin: w h a t 140
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 18hI am absolutely NOT looking forward to my next HS flare, but one of the pieces of conference swag I got this week is a gel bead hot/cold pack that is shaped like a STAR and I cannot wait to slap it on an access lol 050
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 21hexcuse you, twee boxes full of moldy books and surrounded by a cult of personality are my passion 020
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me: maybe this conference didn’t mess me up as badly as usual! My blood sugar: [James Blunt voice] I’m hiiiigh 060
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026V; how big is a kidney? M: a large handful V: what M: what 010
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You ever drink coffee and have it go down the wrong pipe and aspirate on it so hard that you end up coughing it up and vomiting at the same time 140
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Maybe an eggy sometime this weekend lol, we curled up in the big bed as soon as we got home and she hasn’t left since lol 010
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s important to prioritize a healthy work-life balance 010
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026HELLO, I am in an UBER, I am about to pick up my BELOVED COLESLAW 070
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Chuck: oh boy I love apples 😃 Chuck: you know, apples are so great, I bet everyone else loves them too… Chuck: I’d better do something about that so there are more apples for me 😈 120
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Feeling bored, might fuck around and send Mr. Cheese a picture of my pineapple pizza 020
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yes I should have been using my cane prophylactically yesterday, yes I am now bearing Consequences 140
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s called archaeology, maybe you’ve sherd of it 050
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve hit my first real plateau studying Swedish and I’ve been getting so overwhelmed and mad at myself that Welsh is so much easier for me and @ self OF COURSE it’s easier, you have been practicing it for OVER A DECADE and you only started seriously practicing Swedish WITHIN THE LAST YEAR 020
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me: at least the bruins are playing tonight, that’ll cheer me up Bruins: yeah…”playing…” Bruins: I suppose that’s one word for what we’re doing 040
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bram Stoker, writing Dracula: oh boy, I love men, look at my beautiful big strong men Bram: uh oh I wonder if people will pick up on the lack of women here, what to do… Bram: look at my beautiful big strong men and their emotional support woman who has the brain of a man 1101
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also locked myself out of my room while grabbing my doordash from the hallway so I had to walk all the way downstairs, qdoba bag in hand, and ask for another room key like Oliver fucking Twist 060
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Restaurant forgot to put silverware in with my order and the hotel is out of plastic silverware so I’m eating a burrito bowl using two coffee stirrers like chopsticks 2110
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I got maybe three and one-half hours of sleep last night, wheee 130
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Will this transfer take an hour and a half or twenty-three hours, no one knows (not even my computer) 040
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good morning from “initiated a massive file transfer and then began quickly mass deleting old files so there’d be room on my hard drive for the new transfer” 150
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Live footage of me reaching into my diabetes supplies basket:static.klipy.comAmanda Young SawAlt: Amanda Young in the Saw needle trap. 010
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Was grabbing backup syringes to pack in my diabetes kit and the cap on one of them came off INSIDE THE BAG and it fucking stuck me through the plastic, this is fine 240
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Kat why do you have this memorized” normal reasons 170
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Abraham the first time he sees This: “You’re a man and no mistake…God sends us men when we want them” 1111
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Kat do you ever wonder if maybe you think about Dracula too much” absolutely not, obviously I think about Dracula the correct amount 060
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Where tf is Abraham supposed to find the strength to keep fighting as he watches his beloved Madam Mina succumb further and further to Dracula’s influence if not from the strong, warm, Texan hands of his adored Quincey Morris 1331
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026TAKING QUINCEY OUT THROWS OFF THE POLYCULE’S DYNAMICS 2471
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026THE COWBOY IS THE FIFTH POINT OF THE STAR WHOSE LIGHT PIERCES DRACULA’S SHADOW 1261
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay still need to: shower (weehhhhh), cook pizza, eat pizza 030
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pre-memory but my parents report that as a baby and toddler I was so afraid of TMNT I refused to go anywhere near them and would freak out any time I saw them. Which was a lot, since this was in the early 90s. 020
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This motherfuckerstatic.klipy.comCreepy Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child CatcherAlt: The creepy child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang. 130
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Between the diabetes and the celiac I have an entire tote bag JUST of snacks lolsob 000
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@ my body you know, most people get to pack a couple changes of clothes and a book to read and NOT supplies for six different medical emergencies that may or may not happen 160
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I mean, I needed it, but also I need to get laundry done and the fridge emptied out and the trashes to the dumpster and also let my anxiety pack my bags and THEN let me rational brain un-pack some of the bags 020
Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Guess who took a three-hour nap instead of starting on their pre-conference chores lolsob 130