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Kat Out of Hell

@katriddell.bsky.social
990 followers 343 following 12K posts

writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” “lewd but a gentleman.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. 🏳️‍🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns)

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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 8h
Caitlin: I hate this Me: oh yeah everybody did
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 8h
Me: once we’re really drunk we should watch Phantom of the Opera Caitlin: hell yeah *3 hours later* Me: have you heard the good news of our lord and savior Love Never Dies Caitlin: w h a t
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 8h
Me: hell yeah, get that interspecies tboy cloacal kissing Caitlin: what Me: oh yeah this is the kind of shit I’ve been sending your husband Caitlin: w h a t
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 13h
Those are my favorite beans!
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 14h
you gotta rinse the beans
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 18h
I am absolutely NOT looking forward to my next HS flare, but one of the pieces of conference swag I got this week is a gel bead hot/cold pack that is shaped like a STAR and I cannot wait to slap it on an access lol
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 21h
excuse you, twee boxes full of moldy books and surrounded by a cult of personality are my passion
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: maybe this conference didn’t mess me up as badly as usual! My blood sugar: [James Blunt voice] I’m hiiiigh
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
V; how big is a kidney? M: a large handful V: what M: what
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finguistics
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyway
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You ever drink coffee and have it go down the wrong pipe and aspirate on it so hard that you end up coughing it up and vomiting at the same time
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe an eggy sometime this weekend lol, we curled up in the big bed as soon as we got home and she hasn’t left since lol
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I missed her so much
Kat’s face lying on a pillow next to Coleslaw, a small black dog with tan eyebrows and beard.
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s important to prioritize a healthy work-life balance
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HELLO, I am in an UBER, I am about to pick up my BELOVED COLESLAW
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chuck: oh boy I love apples 😃 Chuck: you know, apples are so great, I bet everyone else loves them too… Chuck: I’d better do something about that so there are more apples for me 😈
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feeling bored, might fuck around and send Mr. Cheese a picture of my pineapple pizza
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes I should have been using my cane prophylactically yesterday, yes I am now bearing Consequences
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My leggys hurt real bad :(
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s called archaeology, maybe you’ve sherd of it
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s helping you reach your steps goal
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve hit my first real plateau studying Swedish and I’ve been getting so overwhelmed and mad at myself that Welsh is so much easier for me and @ self OF COURSE it’s easier, you have been practicing it for OVER A DECADE and you only started seriously practicing Swedish WITHIN THE LAST YEAR
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: at least the bruins are playing tonight, that’ll cheer me up Bruins: yeah…”playing…” Bruins: I suppose that’s one word for what we’re doing
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/katr...
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bram Stoker, writing Dracula: oh boy, I love men, look at my beautiful big strong men Bram: uh oh I wonder if people will pick up on the lack of women here, what to do… Bram: look at my beautiful big strong men and their emotional support woman who has the brain of a man
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also locked myself out of my room while grabbing my doordash from the hallway so I had to walk all the way downstairs, qdoba bag in hand, and ask for another room key like Oliver fucking Twist
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I did NOT get a splinter!!!!
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Restaurant forgot to put silverware in with my order and the hotel is out of plastic silverware so I’m eating a burrito bowl using two coffee stirrers like chopsticks
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got maybe three and one-half hours of sleep last night, wheee
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will this transfer take an hour and a half or twenty-three hours, no one knows (not even my computer)
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning from “initiated a massive file transfer and then began quickly mass deleting old files so there’d be room on my hard drive for the new transfer”
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coleslaw says hi bsky.app/profile/katr...
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Live footage of me reaching into my diabetes supplies basket:
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Amanda Young Saw
Alt: Amanda Young in the Saw needle trap.
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was grabbing backup syringes to pack in my diabetes kit and the cap on one of them came off INSIDE THE BAG and it fucking stuck me through the plastic, this is fine
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Kat why do you have this memorized” normal reasons
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Abraham the first time he sees This: “You’re a man and no mistake…God sends us men when we want them”
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Kat do you ever wonder if maybe you think about Dracula too much” absolutely not, obviously I think about Dracula the correct amount
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where tf is Abraham supposed to find the strength to keep fighting as he watches his beloved Madam Mina succumb further and further to Dracula’s influence if not from the strong, warm, Texan hands of his adored Quincey Morris
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TAKING QUINCEY OUT THROWS OFF THE POLYCULE’S DYNAMICS
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE COWBOY IS THE FIFTH POINT OF THE STAR WHOSE LIGHT PIERCES DRACULA’S SHADOW
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay still need to: shower (weehhhhh), cook pizza, eat pizza
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THAT’S A LOAD-BEARING COWBOY
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pre-memory but my parents report that as a baby and toddler I was so afraid of TMNT I refused to go anywhere near them and would freak out any time I saw them. Which was a lot, since this was in the early 90s.
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This motherfucker
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Creepy Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher
Alt: The creepy child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang.
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Between the diabetes and the celiac I have an entire tote bag JUST of snacks lolsob
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@ my body you know, most people get to pack a couple changes of clothes and a book to read and NOT supplies for six different medical emergencies that may or may not happen
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, I needed it, but also I need to get laundry done and the fridge emptied out and the trashes to the dumpster and also let my anxiety pack my bags and THEN let me rational brain un-pack some of the bags
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guess who took a three-hour nap instead of starting on their pre-conference chores lolsob
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a girl + her pikachu + a sunbeam
A small black dog lying on a pikachu stuffie on a couch, directly in a sunbeam.
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