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![Tenna holds the the contract filled with a Pink marker while saying "Ah nice!". The paper that reads "so you want to date me? Name: METTATON Date of Birth: YOUNG 1. Do you want kids? Hmm is marked If so, how many: [blank] 2. Do you have any pets: No is amrked If not, would you want pets in the future: Yes is marked 3. What do you spend the majority of your time doing: SLAYING THESE UGLY BITCHES 4. Is there a history of balding or any health-related concetns in your family: I hope not is marked 5. Please mark yourself on this line: Mettaton drew a hearth at Radical and wrote beside it the word SLUT, reading RADICAL SLUT 6. Do you snore: No is marked 7. How would you respond if I said "oh that cloud looks like a croissant": HAHAHA LOVELY 8. How do you handle stress: I CAN'T MAMA 9. Please submit an attachment of your top five date ideas, providing details. Mettaton wrote "TALK TO ME SWEETLY" 10. Can we contact your exes as references: No is marked If not why: OMG I'MA VIRGIN GIRL TRUST and a heart To the best of my ability, I promise I answered truthfully to all the questions. If I am lying, I promise to venmo you at least $1000: Signature x MTT and a hearth Date: CALL ME BOO and HANDSOME in bigger letters with a heart at the bottom](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:owhddsaz3we4werpp7x7esgu/bafkreicjeguecmuxzxcnmgbb2sjvy6xapn4po4w6qfy3mq6daelztp22xi)
![a long formal sheer of paper that reads "so you want to date me? Name: [blank] Date of Birth: [blank]" 1. Do you want kids? Yes, No or Hmm If so, how many: [blank] 2. Do you have any pets: Yes, No If not, would you want pets in the future: Yes, No 3. What do you spend the majority of your time doing: [blank] 4. Is there a history of balding or any health-related concetns in your family: Yes, No, I hope not 5. Please mark yourself on this line: [It's a simple horizontal graphic with 5 small vertical points that says "Radical" "Liberal""Moderate""Conservative""Reactionary" and a 6th option floating on the right saying "Could care less"] 6. Do you snore: Yes, No 7. How would you respond if I said "oh that cloud looks like a croissant": [blank] 8. How do you handle stress: [blank] 9. Please submit an attachment of your top five date ideas, providing details. 10. Can we contact your exes as references: Yes, No [2 boxes saying Name: {blank} and Phone #Email {blank} ] If not why: [blank] To the best of my ability, I promise I answered truthfully to all the questions. If I am lying, I promise to venmo you at least $1000: Signature x [blank] Date: [blank] . You can see Tenna's smile on top of the paper while he says "I-I'll give you some time to think about it"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:owhddsaz3we4werpp7x7esgu/bafkreicim5o4t6va5dsmjt4pe4ayg2ya2wyqj3buxzxbfcvadsxbicmvga)
