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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

only sociopaths use the "soaker" setting on the hose

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

don't you dare wish me a "happy Pride month" if you're an anti-trans shitass

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

my brain broke trying to come up with the word for "scale" and all i could conjure was "weight apparatus"

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

these spam bots are out here working every possible angle

Screenshot of a text message from an unsaved number: "I have achieved 35 years of sobriety."

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

coming out as lesbian+ (the plus is for pedro pascal)

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

i write this emal reply so often that i'm amazed gmail predictive text hasn't figured it out yet

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

we're back for more! "dexter: resurrection" comes to paramount+ on july 11th 🔪🩸

Michael C Hall as Dexter Morgan, holding a newspaper with the headline "Dexter Morgan is Dead" while raising his eyebrows and smirking

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

trying to explain the concept of "queer women can't sit properly" to a straight man is the thing that finally broke me

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

important question for straight women: is William H Macy hot?

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

why does the vet put my cat’s name in quotes on the invoice as if **allegedly** that’s her name

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

my cat has been to the dermatologist more than I have

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

this tab has been open on my computer for weeks but i can’t bring myself to read it, despite being super interested in the content. and that’s all you need to know about adhd.

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

gripping my dogs face and whispering intently: “you HAVE to be kissed. its the curse of being an angel”

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

robot massage screams FINAL DESTINATION death sequence

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

there are several approaches when naming a cat. some people go for something punny or cute...

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

in this climate, it's now socially acceptable to heart your own text messages

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

sure, adderall is great, but if it kicks in at the wrong time - say, when you've stumbled upon your childhood coin collection - you'll find yourself spending the next four hours inputting each coin's date, mintmark, condition, and metal composition into an app to calculate its value

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

my manager just hearted my text and my agent gave it a thumbs up and that’s all you need to know about the difference between reps

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

i know we have an infinity number of bigger problems rn, but can we please get a proper boob emoji? we've got the eggplant, we've got the peach. yet nothing for titties?? i'm down with melons or coconuts but tbh these just won't cut it: 🍉🍉 🥥🥥

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

this year is *really* putting my Botox to the test

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

normally I’m not a person who gets anxious at the dentist but in this mental state?? you better believe I opted for nitrous

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I can’t believe it’s only been 15 days. I’m exhausted.

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

we’ve stopped naming babies Lester, right? like, we collectively agreed on that decades ago?

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Went to a housewarming party and someone explained how I can check my own cervix so yeah you could say it was a pretty crazy night

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I just got surprised/scared by a stream of water that crept around the corner, so yeah, you could say I’m pretty on edge

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

For SoCal friends, Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can. For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla

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Tyler Ruggeri @truggeri.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Everyone in LA - download the Watch Duty app to get fire/evacuation updates in real time. Local news is saying the worst will come between now-6am.

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

there are soooooo many of this year's movies i still need to see, and yet, once again, i have opted to watch Michael Bay's "The Island"

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

back in LA after a much needed month away and am really hoping y’all fixed the industry while I was gone

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

staying at a mountain lodge with several mounted deer heads and below each is a placard with something like “DALE DAVIS, 2015” and I like to think that’s the name of the deer and the year he died honorably of natural causes

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

So exciting to see all the press for DEXTER: ORIGINAL SIN (which premieres 12/13!!). But then I stumbled across this gem from #Collider... First thing: Tanner is my writing partner. Not my husband. A basic google search will reveal I am Very Gay™️. And that we're both married. Not to each other.

A screenshot from a Collider article, with the subheading: "Who is making 'Dexter: Original Sin'?" and a promotional photo of Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan. Several producers are listed, although the following excerpt has been highlighted: "...with Tanner Bean (Pitch) and his wife, Katrina Mathewson (Hawkeye) serving as supervising producers."

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

this was a killer job. with a killer cast and crew. and now, we’ve got a killer trailer. it’s safe to say… i’m dead. don’t miss #DexterOriginalSin, coming to paramount plus on december 13th 🩸 (psst! episodes 102 and 107 written by yours truly 🙏🥰🤘) youtu.be/Bw8ZdQpVtdU?...

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Dexter: Original Sin | Official Trailer | Paramount+ With SHOWTIME

YouTube video by Dexter on Paramount+ with Showtime

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

i’ve got a hugeee scratch down my forearm (intervening in a stray cat scuffle) and a black eye (hitting myself in the face with a huge recycling bin during a bee attack) and i’m realizing neither are ideal while walking into therapy

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I just gave a courtesy wave to a self-driving car before I realized there was no actual driver behind the wheel and I feel weird about it

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

not much, just standing in my pantry eating marshmallows straight from the bag, anyway how are you all doing

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

my adderall delivery is delayed so consider me Mentally Offline™️ until it gets here 🙃🙃🙃

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

My Old Ass and Your Monster might be my two favorite films of this year. Delightful and surprising and sweet, both of them.

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

okay friends with bluesky AND threads. what’s the vibe? we doin the same shit in both places? do we have separate personalities based on platform? send help, I feel like i’m in the cafeteria on the first day of a new school and idk where to sit!

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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

tbh my first post here was going to be mildly entertaining at best so let’s just run right past it 💃

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