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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 26/09/2026
hi been offline while i deal w some mom stuff but im in the waiting room of the interventional radiology department in the bowels of mt sinai and I can't turn off the tv or turn down the volume on the political ads. real huis-clos shit going on just found a Lee Friedlander from 2002
A gray blue wall with a framed black-and-white photograph of rocks and a lake and some mountains, looks like the Canadian Rockies,, with a wall card that says 

LEE FRIEDLANDER

Born 1934, Aberdeen, Washington 
Lives in New City, New York

Untitled, 2002
Gelatin Silver Print

there are drop ceiling tile lights reflected in the glass, and the walls have been carefully painted around the wall card a few times
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 07/07/2026
nope, not even if the owners had no idea who he was. they hung out with him for 20 minutes they know who he is i watched the first 10 seconds of the first video, sound off, and nope
panel from The Oatmeal, black-and-white drawing shows a kaiju marching back into the ocean both middle fingers raised saying NOPE NOPE NOPE
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 07/07/2026
was all set to stop at this jerk stand near mom's new digs, always lots of people waiting, so i googled and nope
insta grid for uptop jerk, open air jerk chicken place; mostly pictures of food 😋 but two of the videos are Andrew Tate chowing down on their goods
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 03/07/2026
halp mani pedi but topical
no kings logomanicure with pairs of boobs of all different shapes drawn onmani with the letters FUCK half falling off the front edges of the nailsa wire coat hanger
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 02/07/2026
uniqlo doesn't always have what i need, but they get huge props as the only line i know that shows you the *inside* of bras and bra tops.
an olive green tank top with built in bra, turned inside out to show how the band and cups are set up, so you can tell if it will work on your body
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 17/06/2026
a six foot usb-c cable that ombrés itself from dark to light so when it's in a tangle and you're pulling it loose you can pull the correct-the-fuck-end loose
A tangle of various colored USB and other chords on a sort of cream and dark red rug with an orange USB hub in the middle the colors are kind of awesome tbh and there's a splash of sunshine
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 11/06/2026
gift store by my nail place in the slope
a sandwich board outside a gift shop on a city street says 

MY GIFTS INSIDE
MY KNICKS IN 5
RIDER GIFTS
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 10/06/2026
i just thought you would want to know that you can do kitten yoga with me this weekend goteamup.com/p/9786982-ji...
four tabby kittens in a carrier, we are looking down into it from the top; they are stretching so they'll be ready to do yoga with you this weekend
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 01/06/2026
3. three days before the move i found a whole COLLECTION of buildings on the UWS she's been eligible for this whole time and like, no one ever mentioned them
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 17/05/2026
Pathos! Outside the Roti Shop
an empty, upside down ice cream cone on a grey painted ledge above the sidewalk; the edge is red, maybe stained with melted sherbet, and the cone-end of the cone is broken off. and the broken edge is red.
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 08/05/2026
there was just a flavor of mid period pat benetar
pat benetar with a bit of a bowl cut that becomes a mulletslightly later Pat Benatar, I'm guessing, with a little more feathering in the height, and some forward curl to the longer back, also a softer brown than the earlier look
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 04/05/2026
today in The Problem With Star Wars Is... all the logos are too hard to draw on your notebook cover during social studies. compare:
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 04/05/2026
the fourth was with me
chart of my sleep for the last seven days from Apple health showing a solid nine hours 11 minutes after a sub–five hour night the night before.
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 21/04/2026
so what state is this guy going for?
closeup photo of djt looking particularly orange, probably the lighting is increasing the contrast between the pink of his ears, scalp and eyelid areas, and the orange of his face and the front of his neck. there do seem to be some gaps in the self tanner on his upper lip.
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 15/04/2026
ok Watch app in iOS, scroll down to Accessibility and then scroll down to Chimes, turn it on and etc. When sound is off it will not chime, just tap (it's a distinctive dubDub tap, you get used to it) I think it's completely off by default when you use one of the preset Focuses, but you can tinker
screed in the apple watch app in iOS showing settings for Accessibility: Chimes

Chimes
Chimes  [on]
Schedule  Hourly >
Sounds   Birds > 

When this is on, selected sounds and haptics will
play on the hour.
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 15/04/2026
that jelephant is wicked tho
logo from one of jermaine jackson's ventures, he calls it a elephant, a line drawing in gold of an elephant's face, head on; he's wearing headphones and his ears spread out in a shape that reminds me of: a gold key, the african continent, and an ancient egyptian golden funerary mask. plus the trunk is a stylized J. there's a lot going on here i'm not going to lie but it works, it's actually quite simple, and i love it
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 13/04/2026
some are even fair trade chocolate, which is in fact the cape (just pretend it's fluttering)
the dark-royal blue, red and yellow wrapper of a Tony's Chocolonely bar, fashioned into a cape for a hillary clinton action figure no i'm taking no questions
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 13/04/2026
three lines from a bsky dm convo:

me: I have an episode of New Scrubs for you to watch
them: wtf is a new scrubs, the Pitt?
me: that's a banger i'm stealing that no backsies
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 08/04/2026
add a dog and you've got a hit record
cover of Smashing Pumpkins's

Mellon Collie
and the
Infinite Sadness

painting/collage, a woman appears to be emerging through the center of a christmas tree star topper, in space
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 07/04/2026
i don't know what to do? with this website? obeey.com/products/pan...
a bulgy pink plastic iPhone case with squishy indents, hearts, indented letters "ohh" and a panda viewed from behind, with a butthole and a little squishy indented =} where it appears to be farting
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 01/04/2026
it's two cats but somehow it looks like one squirrel
two orange cats are lying head to tail on a battered desk chair, one looking up, her sister's fluffy tail wrapped around them both
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 28/03/2026
HOW? asking for a skinny cat
fluffy orange kitty yawning
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 25/03/2026
i bought a pair of tall boots. a big deal, because i have calves like a hockey player—shapely, but muscular. it looked like the tops would be wide enough, but there is something i hadn’t bargained on: knee-high boots on my short legs are… more than knee height 😭
a very tall brick red boot with black toe and cleats. the calf is wide, but it is very very tall

GANNI
Recycled Rubber Knee Boots | Madder
Brown
$57.00 $285.00
Size: 40
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 24/03/2026
especially the logo omg
pink racerback tank top with a bouncy curvy woman in workout gear, it says Jiggle Studio 889 4th Ave Sunset Parkblack and white line drawing of a curvaceous woman running or dancing in a leotard, crop tank, sneakers and calf socks, and wrist bands/headband, with bulging muscles and hair waving while she moves
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 23/03/2026
et and elliot hugging goodbye
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 23/03/2026
suck it, katie 2025
- Sleep
You're averaging more time asleep this year compared to last year.
7 hr 20 min
2026
6hr 22 min
2025
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 17/03/2026
i'm careful online. for example, I have not downloaded this sketchy media from an untrustworthy source
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 16/03/2026
just wrote the pitch for The Substance II
Text exchange

A: I just found electrolytes flavored seltzer. What a time to be alive and low on electrolytes

Me: i lolled
loled 

A: It used be just Gatorade and smartwater if you needed electrolytes. Now there's a whole section at the store 

Me: thank the optimizers or whatever they call themselves

A: Electrolytemaxxxxing

Me: exxxxactllycontinued: 

Me: exxxxactlly

A: Biohack 

Me: absolutely sounds like a bad disaster movie 

A: Im pretty sure this level of sodium is actually super unhealthy for normies 

Me: holy shit if i were a horror movie producer i would be working on that story right the fuck nowA: Dude that would be great. Some dude looksmaxing auramaxxxing slowly turns into the ultimate bro...only to find out he is a monster

500 mg in a drink tho? 

Me (i'm on a roll): and mixes an amino acid/platelet skin peel with a rare bacteria found only in superfruits, unleashing a plauge that turns people into ravening botox hoarders, thousands of medspas destroyed, only to die with perfect corpses (mysteriously all seeming to have had buccal fat reductions perimortem)

phew i put a lot of thought into that 

did i just write the pitch for The Substance II? 

A: This reminds me of The Substance but with a better plot

LOLLLL

Me: lolololo
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 14/03/2026
that’s a solid list of woulds, including the director, tbqh
RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS
TUE, MAR 17
7:00 pm
Director: Penny Marshall Run Time: 132 min. Format: 35mm
Rating: PG 13 Release Year: 2001
Starring: Drew Barrymore, Steve Zahn, Adam Garcia, Brittany Murphy, James Woods, Lorraine Bracco, Rosie Perez, Sara Gilbert
The fresh, funny, touching and true story of writer Beverly Donofrio (Drew Barrymore) reveals her coming of age in the late 1960s and her whole life colored by an event that happened when she was 15. The events span more than two decades, as the young heroine experiences often-humorous, sometimes-irreverent, but certainly a unique personal journey to make something meaningful of her life.
35 MM
RECONSIDER
REPRESENTATION
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 11/03/2026
if spike (seen here drooling and asleep, two of his favorite things to be) were still around, he’d be about to turn 21 my boy was an absolute mensch
close-up of the head and shoulders of a cat who is asleep with the top left corner of his head pressed into a blanket; you can also see one of his back paws because he was shrimping it. He was black and white rather than tuxedo and you can see one little toof poking out
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 09/03/2026
we're gonna be gonna be golden
my hand holding a box of ANUA eternal honmoon sheet masks with the main characters of K-pop demon hunters on the box
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 07/03/2026
that’s what i’m talking about
before and after pic for tatcha kissou lip treatment with a white person’s in lips. The images made up of the left half of the mouth as before image in the right half mouth as the after image and the right half is significantly plumper it’s a pretty impressive honestly and actually their clinical study is pretty impressive; the one that is highlighted in this image is just self reporting but they also have a clinical observer study. OTOH this shit is $40 a tube

Reclaim Volume, Color + Definition
97% agreed that they saw an improvement in overall condition of lips in 4 weeks."
Dased on sell-assessment questions within a cinical study on 40 panelists
BEFORE
AFTER 4 WEEKS
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 03/03/2026
a bunch of japanese legislators fighting, one guy has the mic in a death grip. it's a meme often accompanied by the word "would"
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 03/03/2026
also stuart
orange girl cat with her tongue out
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 03/03/2026
i got a kitty with serrioos face too
orange kitten cat washing her face, caught mid-lick so it looks like she's making a pirate face or something, one eye squeezed shut, tongue half out, head blurry bc she's moving so fast but everything else is in perfect focus
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 03/03/2026
i got an owie at the dentist today
I drew a little face looking sad with a red spot on the jaw and the face is saying owie
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 03/03/2026
I encountered beef tallow all over ulta today and realized sephora really is where it’s at bc I didn’t even know this shit wasn’t just for fringe weirdos www.ulta.com/search?searc...
Jar of “balm” with faux retro “drawing” of a woman gleaming with dead cow fat 

EVIL GOODS!
Magnesium
Tallow Body Balm
EVI!
GOODS!
Magnesium
Tallow Body Balm
* Magnesium-lafused Tallow Body Balm
for Sleep Superl, Stres, & Sere Made
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 03/03/2026
19 years ago tomorrow, baby katie at the indira gandhi house in delhi during holi (hence the green highlighter)
woman with red hair and a dumb closed lipped smile bc she hated her teeth, but otherwise rocking life in an olive drab pixies tee, standing in front of to a white gate in an ocher post next to brass signs that say 


NOTICE
CARRYING EATABLES & WATER BOTTLES SPITTING AT ANY PLACE, LITTERING, SMOKING & ENTERING THE LAWNS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED IN THE MEMORIAL
•BY ORDER
1 SAFDARJUNG ROAD

in hindi and english
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 23/02/2026
important: is is spreadable, and which kind do i want, hurry i am amazoning as we speak
two tuna cans but they're full of cheese, one had red and white barber pole stripes and says natural cheddar and the other has idk peachy stripes and says cougar gold, cheddar lid has been opened and the4re's yellow cheese (presumably) molded to the shape of the lid
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 23/02/2026
my gym rodents, my yogi bears, are you going to the gym/studio/pool tonight?
black rectangle with the words 

Last 24 hour snowfall
13.8" snow

in white
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 23/02/2026
i'm going in, virtually, to meet the tax guy (as opposed to the tax man; this one is on my side) NOW pray for me, and for all tax-phobics everywhere, here's my cats as an offering to the gods of neurodiversity
two orange cats curled up on a ripple rug (look it up they're great), one yawning and slightly blurry because of the movement, the other looking over her shoulder/rump, possibly at a denuded rattly-mouse in the foreground
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 23/02/2026
good morning i wrote to a local studio about maybe teaching there bc i liked the vibe so i think it’s already kind of a good day
Re: Yoga at blank Studio

Hi Katie.

I've taken your class before and I have really enjoyed it! I think your style of teaching would fit right in at blank. 

Let's find a time to meet when this snow clears up!

Thanks,
blank
Blank Studio
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 23/02/2026
roger hill as cyrus in the warriors saying CAN YOU DIG IT
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 21/02/2026
already a fan of
torres selecta iberian ham chips
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 21/02/2026
i regret to inform you, they are delicious
torres selecta potato chips, foie gras flavor
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 21/02/2026
the thread via which i found another autocorrect nugget
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 21/02/2026
1 repost 57 likes 3 saves
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 20/02/2026
four flavors of sephora x tabasco lip gloss in free, brown, cerise and black sticks inside little koozies with little hooks to hang from your bag
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 17/02/2026
additional context
cat's eye view; stuart's eyes are just open enough to know you're watching herfrom above, now you can see the fluffy one's (kevin's) hind leg is on her sister's shoulder, and her little front paws are bunched up in her sleep
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yoga berri weiss 🧘‍♂️⚾️📺 @katie.hipopener.com · 17/02/2026
this is a CAT checkpoint. show me the most recent cat image on your phone
two orange cats, one fluffy, sort of spooning on a blue-gray couch
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