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Torsten Kathke

@kathke.com
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Historian. 19th/20th century US & Germany. LMU Munich. 70s/80s cultural criticism, pop science, futurology. Book: Wires That Bind.

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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 27/09/2026
You and me both, Duolingo. You and me both.
Screenshot of an app icon for the Duolingo app. The icon is a red, angry cartoon face with the words *screams internally*
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 18/09/2026
"You exist here."
Captain Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine looking at a glowing Bajoran orb.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 28/08/2026
I have found it, the internet argument final form.
Screenshot of a comments section. Someone replies: "shut up I search on Google more than you"
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 24/08/2026
Because no one asked: the book in the video is open on pages 706–707, which are not pages directly about the BQE 😇 They are about NYC mayors and road building, though.
Zohran Mamdani reading a paperback copy of Robert Caro's "The Power Broker" opened to pages 706–707. He is saying "But Robert Moses is another video entirely."
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 04/06/2026
IMDb’s AI auto translate is so bad that it turns “socialite” into “socialist.” You need AI to make that mistake. If you just translated every word from a dictionary you would not end up with something as wrong as this.
Screenshot of an IMDb tagline: A Senatorial candidate falls for a hotel maid, thinking she is a socialite, when he sees her trying on a wealthy woman's dress.Screenshot of the same tagline in German, translating "socialite" into "socialist": Ein Senatskandidat verliebt sich in eine Hotelangestellte und hält sie für eine Sozialistin, als er sieht, wie sie das Kleid einer reichen Frau anprobiert.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 22/05/2026
Na sowas. Charli XCX hat ein Lied über dieses Sommersemester geschrieben.
Apple Music Screenshot für "SS26" von Charli XCX
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 30/03/2026
Deutsche Version von “We Didn’t Start the Fire” zieht irgendwie nicht so
Screenshot eines Spiegel-Newsitems: Ungarn, Demokratie, FDP, Wolfgang Kubicki, Buckelwal, Ostsee
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 12/03/2026
The administration put all their best and brightest together to solve the whole Strait of Hormuz situation and I think they knocked it out of the park.
A still from the Werner Herzog film "Fitzcarraldo" in which a ship is being winched up a mountain
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 19/01/2026
Today is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Or as the White House calls it, Two Days After Benjamin Franklin's Birthday Day
Screenshot from whitehouse.gov news section featuring the following headlines as the newest: 

America 250: Presidential Message on the Birthday of Benjamin Franklin
Briefings & Statements January 17,2026
Statement on President Trump's Comprehensive Plan to End the Gaza Conflict
Briefings & Statements | January 16, 2026
Religious Freedom Day, 2026
Presidential Actions, Proclamations January 16,2026
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 11/01/2026
Went to a Christmas Market that was still going on. They started removing decorations from the trees as we had our food and it was weirdly reminiscent of being there at the end of a college party.
a blow-up Santa Claus waving at us, all lit up. Cologne cathedral in the background
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 09/01/2026
Is this what happens to packages you never end up receiving, a "dimension event"?
Screenshot from a parcel tracking website:

Di, o. Jan
Second Dimension Event
13:30
LICHFIELD, STAFFORDSHIRE WS13 8UR
Di, 6. Jan
First Dimension Event
13:30
LICHFIELD, STAFFORDSHIRE WS13 8UR
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 29/12/2025
It’s been half a century and it seems like this still isn’t widely understood. (from Robert Caro, 'The Power Broker', Vintage: 1975, p. 897)
Even  before  the  war,  of  course,  some  urban  planners  had  begun  to  see  largely  because  of  the  effects  of  Moses'  creations  that  building  more  traffic  facilities  would  not  in  itself  cure  traffic  congestion.  These  planners  had  said  the  Regional  Plan  Association  had  been  saying  it  since  1929  and,  after  the  opening  of  Moses'  creations  during  the  1930's,  w  ith  increasing  urgency  that  the  movement  of  people  and  goods  In  a  great  metropolitan  region  required  a  balanced  transportation  system,  one  in  which  the  construction  of  mass  rapid  transit  facilities  kept  pace  w ith  the  construction  of  roads.  During  the  last  two  or  three  years  before  the  war,  a  few  planners  had  even  begun  to  understand  that,  w  ithout  a  balanced  system,  roads  not  only  would  not  alleviate  transportation  congestion  but  would  aggravate  it.  Watching  Moses  open  the  Triborough  Bridge  to  ease  congestion  on  the  Queensborough  Bridge,  open  the  Bronx-Whitestone  Bridge  to  ease  congestion  on  the  Triborough  Bridge  and  then  watching  traffic  counts  on  all  three  bridges  mount  until  all  three  were  as  congested  as  one  had  been  before,  planners  could  hardly  avoid  the  conclusion  that  "traffic  generation"  was  no  longer  a  theory  but  a  proven  fact:  the  more  highways  were  built  to  alleviate  congestion,  the  more  automobiles  would  pour  onto  them  and  congest  them  and  thus  force  the  building  of  more  highways —which  would  generate  more  traffic  and  become  congested  in  their  turn  in  an  inexorably  widening  spiral  that  contained  the  most  awesome  implications  for  the  future  of  New  York  and  of  all  urban  areas.  The  only  remedy  that  could  check  that  vicious  spiral  was  the  coordination  of  new  highways  with  new  mass  transit  facilities– […]
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 28/12/2025
I watched this in the cinema and everyone laughed when the joystick popped up. Turns out that's just good design if you need to react quickly.
Jonathan Frakes as William Riker in Star Trek: Insurrection piloting the Enterprise with what looks like a 20th century airplane sidestick
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 14/12/2025
Entweder kann bei der DB keiner Englisch oder sie haben vergessen wie Züge funktionieren.
lassen Sie sich von der Vorfreude auf Weihnachten tragen und reisen Sie entspannt und ohne Stau mit der Bahn zu den Menschen, die Ihnen am wichtigsten sind.

Stimmen Sie sich im ICE Portal oder exklusiv auf Apple Music mit dem neuen Song „Driving Home for Christmas“ von Joy Denalane, Rea Garvey und Esther Graf auf den festlichen Zauber ein – so beginnt Weihnachten schon unterwegs.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 11/10/2025
Took a little pilgrimage with my parents to the Aalto Theater in Essen for "Smile," the ballet about Charlie Chaplin's life and work. A propos of nothing, "The Great Dictator" featured prominently.
The Aalto Theater in Essen, a white, five or so story building with long vertical windows. Behind it a circular highrise, in front of it a very green lawn
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 26/09/2025
Screenshot of Kirk and Spock in front of a war computer from the Star Trek episode "A Taste of Armageddon."
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 19/09/2025
All I wanted was a tracklist what is this.
Screenshot of Google AI sunmary that reads.

The band Chairlift did not release an album called Something; they released an album titled Something in 2012, and the name reflects the album cover and the lyrical theme of a Concorde jet. However, there is a possibility that the question is about Ants from Up There which also has a connection to the "something" in the question and is the only album with a connection between something and album title, which is a common theme.
Chairlift's Album Something
• Album Title: Something
• Release Date: 2012
• Meaning: The album's title and cover art were inspired by images of people viewed from an airplane, and this recurring imagery is also present in the lyrics, specifically relating to the Concorde jet.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 06/09/2025
The problem with big tech is that they promote environment-destroying intellectual property-stealing confidently wrong AI tools for everyone so writing gets "easier" when I last changed the three AAA batteries in this thing in early 2024 and it just lets me think and write in peace.
Top down image of an Alphasmart Neo 2 electronic typewriter; essentially a QWERTY keyboard with a small black and white LCD screen at the top. It shows six lines of text and a cursor where a sentence has ended.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 02/08/2025
It's the weekend and also halftime of my time as a lecturer for a Studienstiftung des deutschen Volkes summer school. Very idyllically located in the Swiss alps. Surely could be worse surroundings.
A sunny Swiss alpine panorama looking down from a height, yellowish green meadows in the foreground, clouds and mountains in the background. A small lake in the right lower corner.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 15/07/2025
For just a $150 donation to the organization that famously opposes LGBTQ rights and once sent out a letter painting a dystopian world in case Barack Obama won the presidency you too can hang some art from perhaps the only working Western painter who apparently only knows how to depict white people.
The same picture again on the Focus on the Family online store with a $150 price tag.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 15/07/2025
It wouldn't surprise me if he had agreed to it, since Weistling is well known to be a "Christian" painter with a special edition of this picture being sold by Focus on the Family, where you can also find this story about him.
Screenshot of an image of Weistling, a blonde white man in his fifties in an art studio with text that reads: 

How Morgan Weistling went from serving himself to serving God through his art
Acclaimed oil painter Morgan Weistling began his love of art while sitting on his artist father's knee.
The boy was only 19 months old but was already showing talent. At age 15, he attended art school in Los Angeles, receiving classical illustration training and becoming a dedicated student of light and shadow. At 19 years old, he was recruited to join the top advertising agency in Hollywood. He soon had a successful niche in the movie poster business.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 15/07/2025
Fun fact: the title is not the title that the artist uses on his own website, or really anywhere prints are sold. Not sure if DHS asked him before retitling it or got him to retitle it to suit their agenda, but the picture is usually known as "A Prayer for a New Life". www.morganweistling.com
The image from the DHS post showing a white immigrant couple in a covered wagon with a newly born baby from the artist's website, where it is titled "A Prayer for New Life"
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 15/07/2025
If you think I'm joking: I'm not. Cf: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_...
The movie poster for Police Academy 6 screenshotted from the movie's Wikipedia page. Morgan Weistling is credited as the artist.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 26/06/2025
I'm legitimately p.o.'d we have to work around this in order to get back usable search, but quick PSA, here's how to do it on Apple devices: Download Safari extension “Customize Search Engine” on the App Store. Go to settings and change the default search engine to: www.google.com/search?q=%s&...
Screenshot of the settings described in the tweet
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 24/06/2025
Tagesschau am Limit.
Meldung von Tagesschau.de: 🔵 *Kurz nach Inkrafttreten der Waffenruhe zwischen dem Iran und Israel werfen sich beide Seiten erneute Angriffe vor.* US-Präsident Trump mahnt zur Einhaltung der Feuerpause – und kritisiert den Verbündeten Israel. „They don‘t know what the fuck they‘re doing”, so Trump. https://tsde.li/waffenruhe-trump
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 21/06/2025
Also ich hätte da ein anderes Bild gewählt.
Website-Werbung für WeRoad Gruppenreisen. Eine Reisegruppe steht vor dem Wrack eines alten Flugzeugs ohne Flügel.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 14/06/2025
For your consideration. (via: extremelysmart.com/humor/howtof...)
Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] suggests, and try it.

The first part is easy. All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.

That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground. Most people fail to miss the ground, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard.

Clearly, it is the second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.

One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won't. You have to have your attention suddenly distracted by something else when you're halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it's going to hurt if you fail to miss it.

[…]


If, however, you are lucky enough to have your attention momentarily distracted at the crucial moment by, say, a gorgeous pair of legs (tentacles, pseudopodia, according to phyllum and/or personal inclination) or a bomb going off in your vicinty, or by suddenly spotting an extremely rare species of beetle crawling along a nearby twig, then in your astonishment you will miss the ground completely and remain bobbing just a few inches above it in what might seem to be a slightly foolish manner.

[…]

Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful. They are most likely to say something along the lines of "Good God, you can't possibly be flying!" It is vitally important not to believe them or they will suddenly be right.

[…]
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 05/06/2025
The bombs have been cleared safely, but me and probably a couple of tens of thousands of people had a bit of an odyssey getting home from work. Here's the view from a bridge I crossed on foot with hundreds of other people since train lines were cut/rerouted. Note the ships awaiting the all clear.
Ships parked along the Rhine river awaiting the all clear because of three World War II bombs in Cologne on June 4, 2025
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 26/05/2025
RIP Peter David. When I moved around a lot a few years ago I gave away all of my collection of Star Trek novels, except this one, which I've had for thirty years. His work seemed to defy genre without ever forgetting or disregarding it. Truly the mark of a great storyteller.
The cover image of a very worn paperback copy of Peter David's "Imzadi"
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 22/05/2025
Oh my god this is real.
Screenshot from The Washington Post: “Opinion: Liz Truss: Elites killed my pro-growth agenda. Trump can't let them stop his.”
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Australia always like the fun cousin you forgot was actually going to be at the family function. #Eurovision
Australia in a day drinking mode
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
France is always giving their points in French in front of the Eiffel tower. Check. #Eurovision
French jury votes. In front of the Eiffel tower
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
And the jury vote has started. As ever, we're all wondering why exactly who has given points to who and why. #Eurovision
Slovenia giving points
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Last year's winner Nemo once again, reenacting either the end of the last act of Angels in America or that play Joey did on Friends; unclear. #Eurovision
Nemo ascending
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
The voting has begun and the entertainment for the break includes former contestants Baby Lasagna and Käärijä in a real life video game fab battle, prompting me to wonder once again: What the hell is a Streetfighter? #Eurovision
Baby Lasagna vs. Käärijä
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
And we're closing out the contest with Albania playing ominous Tetris in an apocalyptic rap battle. #Eurovision
The two Albanian perfomers rapsinging at each other Another shot of Albania's female singer in red and black, very national
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
France is also sending a very France entry this year. This is my surprised face. #Eurovision
France's Louane in a sand pit
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Now a whole stadium is singing Waterloo. I mean, sure? #Eurovision
Dystopian looking red lit stadium
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Sweden, or Finland's entry No. 2: KAJ and their impossibly catchy "Bara Bada Bastu." Loving this one as well. #Eurovision
KAJ singing their sauna songKAJ in the sauna
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Malta is performing its unnecessarily censored Nicky Minaj number in a Moulin Rouge Muppet Show set. #Eurovision
Mariane Conte in front of a giant red lipped mouth
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
The hosts are going for something very nice and calm and ostensibly in no danger of winning so they don't have to host again next year. #Eurovision
Switzerland's Zoë Më
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Armenia is as if Måneskin Wolverine was doing a hard rock football chant. #Eurovision
Armenia's Parg doubled up on screen
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Germany is represented by Austrians this year and it's not nearly as bad as Germany usually is but also it's the kind of German language music I never listen to, so no idea where it's going to end up. #Eurovision
Tynna from Abor and Tynna
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Italy hitting my unexpectedly in the feels. It's old school. It's David Bowie. Win or no win this is maximally relistenable to. #Eurovision
Italy's also Bowieing
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Ok not even going to pretend as a German and a Finn I'm not 100% here for the first Finnish entry tonight: "Ich komme." #Eurovision
Erika Vikman eating a microphoneErika riding a giant microphone
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
The Netherlands is sending a pretty solid France entry this year. #Eurovision
Claude from the Netherlands
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Six Enyas with antlers for Latvia. Not bad at all, but doesn't feel like a frontrunner. #Eurovision
The six Latvian antlers
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Iceland is… in the North Atlantic. #Eurovision
Space age mariners from Iceland
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
Austria is hella operatic. JJ can sing and has raaaaaange. Love opera, but is it #Eurovision enough? Even after the beat drop?🧐
JJ from Austria in black and white
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 17/05/2025
The UK's "Remember Monday" is racing through references by performing something that could have been in the Mean Girls musical but to staging by Busby Berkeley. Endorsed by Andrew Lloyd Webber. #Eurovision
UK's Remember Monday
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