Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Average bluesky user encountering a joke: 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Having to put an extra dot in uk urls should have tipped us off that our government would get draconian about the internet. 010
Reposted by Katherine Koboldemma best 🏳️🌈🏴☠️🏳️⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 19/08/2026RT if you want immigration enforcement in every form to disappear tomorrow 1713478
Reposted by Katherine Kobold🔞🏳️⚧️SLEEPYHEAD💤FRITZY🏳️⚧️🔞 @sleepyhead-fritzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"my son turned out fine" Ma'am, your daughter tears up from the slightest bit of praise and needs constant reassurance that people aren't mad at her 045131261
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Hey everypony is it normal to spend most of your life wishing you'd never been born? 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Making a typo when you order goulash and accidentally purchasing a whip made of graphics cards. 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Thinking about making a fighting game where the main characters are a butchfemme couple consisting of a wizard and a baseball player. Also there will be a kung fu weretiger. 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 30/06/2026In fact fuck it I want total planetary destruction at this point. Someone build a fucking planetkiller already. 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I think the land mass of Great Britain should be erased from the face of the Earth 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Just had the most intense Robot v. Wizard match on YOMI Hustle. Magic pixel for the entire game, somehow came thru a trillion oki setups unscathed despite dropping 3 combos and finally got a Kill Process off an accidental frame trap. 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Bunnygirl who gets horny when she's angry call that a hot cross bun. 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 30/05/2026He begs for food by staring at you in complete silence. 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Everyone thinks kangaroos are just John Marsupial but those mfs are basically marsupial Sagat. There is nothing average about kangaroos. 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Someone should make an April fools mod for 3rd strike where all the jokes about certain moves are actually true, like karakusa being an instant win. 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 21/03/2026It cracks me up that Street Fighter lore has 2 different versions of The Dark Side™️ and neither of them work like the original Star Wars Dark Side 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 14/03/2026A straight whore moos? Is she a cow girl? 140
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 10/03/2026A primarily Labour-run district council in Notts have destroyed a swan habitat by draining a pond during nesting season. Just another reason to get rid of Labour as soon as we can. 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I need a goth lady with a chainsaw who reeks of death 030
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Do not ask me to split the g on this. I will die. 120
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Since DK won't step up to the task, I'M going to write a New And Improved: California Über Alles (Now With 75% More Virtue Signalling!) about Gavin Newsom 120
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Valentines tomorrow. Alone again. Definitely not going to ruin anyone else's evening, nosirree. 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I should have my own comedy sketch show 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Explaining consent to a British person: imagine a cup of tea. 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 07/02/2026A VORE post? Imagine my disappointment. I thought this was a cannibalism post. 010
Reposted by Katherine Kobolddonk @donkdonknever.bsky.social · 07/02/2026hello random bluesky users. this is a VORE post. i am talking about eating people very literally. there is no euphemism. i have also muted this thread 1192
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Elon had Epstein killed so he could harvest his soul and enslave it to power Grok. 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Why the hell should I care about politics when I literally have bread and circus? 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Throwing a bucket of wine at the Sultan prank GONE WRONG (Janissaries called!) 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 21/01/2026"I did not ride for three hours on the bus to be called swarthy by a pagan" is the type of thing you'd say while on holiday in Britain 030
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Putting vodka in the sodastream when someone asks for a vodka soda 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Once more, everyone who chooses not to pay the license fee is vindicated. 000
Reposted by Katherine KoboldREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Good of the BBC to warn us that The Apprentice is going to be back on TV 1673355
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The the single input recording interface I spent £80 doesn't even work, so I have to go with tonight's backup plan of sitting in bed being miserable. 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This year is the year of the horse, so my resolution is to get strong enough to defeat the horse if necessary. 020
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 28/12/2025[Rimworld] Vanilla Vehicles Expanded is fun, but my autism demands that I give every vehicle my pawns a build a lore-friendly name. So far we've got the FCB (Flais Coach Builders) Egernia (a genus of skinks with very strong familial instincts) 120
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 28/12/2025[Rimworld] I accidentally activated a mechanoid cluster and didn't want to risk any of my pawns to deal with it, so I just kept sacrificing trade caravans until they beat the mechanoids. My pawns have a lot of cremating to do now. 010
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I propose we call him the ghost of Christmas Eve. He directly precedes all the ghosts of Christmas Proper after all. 010
Reposted by Katherine KoboldGoblin In A Jacket @goblininajacket.northsky.social · 20/12/2025why did Jacob Marley not get a ghost title? fourth ghost right there, he doesn't get any respect. ghost of ventures past, gets called a chunk of potato. 141
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I think we should start addressing strangers as "voter" like in that one episode of red dwarf 110
Reposted by Katherine KoboldStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/11/2025masc lesbians 1224936
Katherine Kobold @katherine-kobold.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 010
Reposted by Katherine KoboldShort King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 17/11/2025You’re last saved meme is your moral philosophy ...this is painfully accurate tho. 37212
