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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her)

@katgoesoldschool.bsky.social
158 followers 53 following 442 posts

19, trans, taken Video editor for hire :catthumbs: Most of my posts are just random stupid thoughts I have in the middle of the night so if you want anything profound you'll have to look somewhere else sorry

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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The saying "The grass is always greener on the other side" is completely false, because the grass is fucking dead and brown literally everywhere
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: Recent scientific studies estimate that at least 3% of rain is God's sweat
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why are they called millimeters and not minimeters
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know it technically looks like shit but I like the aesthetic of excessive amounts of bloom like you'd see in some 7th generation video games
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Aidenstar432 @aidenstar432.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
funny that i made in like 5 minutes
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I accidentally took Subtracterall instead of Adderall today
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wish I had the creativity my brain has when it's coming up with dreams when I'm asleep
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who needs a laser pointer?
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah, I'm way into gardening. I garden on my head. I grow hair. My head is my hair garden.
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've made my yawn sound a lot gayer lately. Hopefully this wows the gay agenda runners during the upcoming quarterly gayness review
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I need a tech expert to help me log into my computer, I can't enter my password because my keyboard is broken and only types dots instead of letters
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gotta love headlines that are just "You know this young generation that we should be encouraging and propping up because they're our future? Here's this week's reason why they're the fucking worst actually"
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All the tangentially related arguments and people getting unnecessarily angry at each other in this comments section for something as simple as "don't get mad at women who are breastfeeding" really sums up the whole experience of being on this site
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Restless Leg Syndrome must be awful if you're a spider
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I hate seeing AI generated images pop up on my feed and getting thousands of likes. This is so obviously AI, it's not realistic for a cat and its three kittens to be all lined up and looking at the camera, and it just feels uncanny in general. Don't support AI generated engagement bait please.
A Bluesky post containing an AI generated picture of a calico cat and three kittens sitting in a line and looking at the camera. The name is blocked out because I don't want them getting any engagement from me.
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Most animals: "Hmm, this human is trying to kill me, I think I should maybe leave" Flies: "Hehe wings go bzzzz"
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm gonna make an FNF mod but instead of two characters singing it's my parents arguing
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is an actual folder in my 13-year-old brother's phone
An Android phone with a cracked screen displaying a folder on its home screen called "Fatass", which contains the apps for Chik-fil-A, Culver's, KFC, Panda Express, Raising Cane's, and Wendy's.
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can we get a Toy Story midquel about Buzz going through extensive therapy to process his realization that he's a toy
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Who wants to be my partner in the spooning competition
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Behold, the pinned comment for the most autistic comments section on the internet
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm gonna invent a hard drive that has unlimited storage but grows larger the more files you store on it
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Men, fire at will" Soldier named Will:
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm glad Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't real
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wikipedia can be really funny sometimes
A snippet from the Wikipedia page, "List of unusual deaths in the 20th century", describing a Canadian man named Garry Hoy who died on the 9th of July, 1993. The description reads, "The 39-year-old lawyer from Toronto fell to his death from the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre while demonstrating that its windows were "unbreakable". He threw himself against one, which, true to his assertion, did not break, but instead popped out of its frame."
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Looking for funding for my new human centipede themed amusement park, featuring the human centipede carousel ride
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I've been looking at porn casually for a while and I think I've gotten pretty good at it, any tips for getting into competitive porn viewing?
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If airplanes land when they're done flying, do seaplanes water
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
CALLING ALL MATHEMATICIANS, I NEED TO KNOW ...does a circle have one curved side or infinite straight sides
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Problem: Too many transphobes Solution: Have all the vore fans eat them all
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
How did I end up where I can perfectly follow a YouTube video with several similar-sounding people speaking at the same time all throughout, but I can't understand half the lines in any standard live action film
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Part of growing up is learning that a lot more animals know how to grab stuff than you thought
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Last night I had a dream where I said "remember, great minds think alike and naked baseball players streak and strike" and made my entire family die of laughter
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If :3 is so good where's :4
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If adverbs are called adverbs why aren't adjectives called adnouns
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why is this shot like a really serious vlog
A video called "my baby daddy left me for my fursona in Tomodachi Life", with the person in the thumbnail sitting in their room with a blank expression on their face
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I love spring
It's snowing
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"Depressed? Just try to be happy" Dude I can't even try to do a whimsical Donald Trump impression without immediately feeling sad for being bad at impressions
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I always get caught so off guard when I see AI generated images on Bluesky, it's like stepping outside and finding a pile of dog shit on your front lawn
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I just learned that Miis in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream can go to the bathroom... while I was using the bathroom
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Jake The 2nd (the silly dog) @jake2ndk9.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Kimm Rogers @kimmrogers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I just farted and it sounded like the noise these things make
A door stopper attached to the baseboard of a wall
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I swear people will get mad about anything, even their favorite indie media being successful
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
BREAKING: Siri is 14 years old and still can't tell the difference between the words "Siri" and "serious"
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"You are the milk man" - My grandmother, with a straight face, to my grandfather
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Thinking about 2020 right now... that really was a weird year wasn't it
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Your YouTube comment could make me laugh for five minutes straight or say the realest shit ever, but if you edit your comment to thank people for giving it likes, I'm not gonna give it a like
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
About one year ago, my abusive father married a woman who showed clear favoritism towards her own kids, and enabled him to treat his kids worse than he ever did before. AND NOW THEY'RE GETTING DIVORCED LMFAOOOO
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Kat (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If you're a trans person you know you pass perfectly when transphobes look at you then tell you that you'll never be your assigned gender at birth
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