Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The saying "The grass is always greener on the other side" is completely false, because the grass is fucking dead and brown literally everywhere 150
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BREAKING: Recent scientific studies estimate that at least 3% of rain is God's sweat 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why are they called millimeters and not minimeters 000
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I know it technically looks like shit but I like the aesthetic of excessive amounts of bloom like you'd see in some 7th generation video games 130
Reposted by Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her)Aidenstar432 @aidenstar432.bsky.social · 11/09/2026funny that i made in like 5 minutes 032
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I accidentally took Subtracterall instead of Adderall today 020
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I wish I had the creativity my brain has when it's coming up with dreams when I'm asleep 011
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Yeah, I'm way into gardening. I garden on my head. I grow hair. My head is my hair garden. 000
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I've made my yawn sound a lot gayer lately. Hopefully this wows the gay agenda runners during the upcoming quarterly gayness review 130
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I need a tech expert to help me log into my computer, I can't enter my password because my keyboard is broken and only types dots instead of letters 011
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Gotta love headlines that are just "You know this young generation that we should be encouraging and propping up because they're our future? Here's this week's reason why they're the fucking worst actually" 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026All the tangentially related arguments and people getting unnecessarily angry at each other in this comments section for something as simple as "don't get mad at women who are breastfeeding" really sums up the whole experience of being on this site 040
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Restless Leg Syndrome must be awful if you're a spider 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I hate seeing AI generated images pop up on my feed and getting thousands of likes. This is so obviously AI, it's not realistic for a cat and its three kittens to be all lined up and looking at the camera, and it just feels uncanny in general. Don't support AI generated engagement bait please. 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Most animals: "Hmm, this human is trying to kill me, I think I should maybe leave" Flies: "Hehe wings go bzzzz" 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm gonna make an FNF mod but instead of two characters singing it's my parents arguing 060
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is an actual folder in my 13-year-old brother's phone 110
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Can we get a Toy Story midquel about Buzz going through extensive therapy to process his realization that he's a toy 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Who wants to be my partner in the spooning competition 000
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Behold, the pinned comment for the most autistic comments section on the internet 000
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm gonna invent a hard drive that has unlimited storage but grows larger the more files you store on it 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"Men, fire at will" Soldier named Will: 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I'm glad Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't real 110
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Wikipedia can be really funny sometimes 120
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Looking for funding for my new human centipede themed amusement park, featuring the human centipede carousel ride 011
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I've been looking at porn casually for a while and I think I've gotten pretty good at it, any tips for getting into competitive porn viewing? 120
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If airplanes land when they're done flying, do seaplanes water 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 13/06/2026CALLING ALL MATHEMATICIANS, I NEED TO KNOW ...does a circle have one curved side or infinite straight sides 100
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Problem: Too many transphobes Solution: Have all the vore fans eat them all 051
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 11/06/2026How did I end up where I can perfectly follow a YouTube video with several similar-sounding people speaking at the same time all throughout, but I can't understand half the lines in any standard live action film 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Part of growing up is learning that a lot more animals know how to grab stuff than you thought 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Last night I had a dream where I said "remember, great minds think alike and naked baseball players streak and strike" and made my entire family die of laughter 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 01/06/2026If adverbs are called adverbs why aren't adjectives called adnouns 020
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Why is this shot like a really serious vlog 030
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 21/04/2026"Depressed? Just try to be happy" Dude I can't even try to do a whimsical Donald Trump impression without immediately feeling sad for being bad at impressions 000
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I always get caught so off guard when I see AI generated images on Bluesky, it's like stepping outside and finding a pile of dog shit on your front lawn 020
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I just learned that Miis in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream can go to the bathroom... while I was using the bathroom 020
Reposted by Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her)Jake The 2nd (the silly dog) @jake2ndk9.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community. 🏳️⚧️ 031
Reposted by Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her)Kimm Rogers @kimmrogers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day…. 377255538696
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I just farted and it sounded like the noise these things make 220
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I swear people will get mad about anything, even their favorite indie media being successful 110
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026BREAKING: Siri is 14 years old and still can't tell the difference between the words "Siri" and "serious" 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 10/04/2026"You are the milk man" - My grandmother, with a straight face, to my grandfather 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Thinking about 2020 right now... that really was a weird year wasn't it 020
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Your YouTube comment could make me laugh for five minutes straight or say the realest shit ever, but if you edit your comment to thank people for giving it likes, I'm not gonna give it a like 010
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 09/04/2026About one year ago, my abusive father married a woman who showed clear favoritism towards her own kids, and enabled him to treat his kids worse than he ever did before. AND NOW THEY'RE GETTING DIVORCED LMFAOOOO 020
Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her) @katgoesoldschool.bsky.social · 08/04/2026If you're a trans person you know you pass perfectly when transphobes look at you then tell you that you'll never be your assigned gender at birth 010